Get grills now that I'm Veeky Forums

>Get grills now that I'm Veeky Forums
>Can't hang out with grills because I have to stay Veeky Forums

Damn bro you sound like an obsessed meathead.

I only work out 3 days a week (Madcow). It was deadlift day. You can't just skip that shit.

>nah beb i got to wurk out
>ok
>alpha as fuark rite guys?

You're a fucking faggot. You know what i would do? I would work out without saying a goddamn word to anyone the same time i always do then after go smash this bitch out while drinking tonic water with ice. Then leave when she turned on some faggot game of thrones show.

Beta imposter

why not suggest a different date? now u rly seem uniterested

This guy gets it.

>workout
>then go hang out

??

what

>gotta workout
>but I can come afterwards if you let me shower at your place

don't listen to these jelly bros op. she will be wetter when you finally do decide to hit it. will probably gargle your load on camera and encourage you to upload it to motherless

Just put it out a day

Shit nigger you could be autistic

WHY CAN'T YOU DO BOTH IN ONE NIGHT? WHY CAN'T YOU SUGGEST ANOTHER NIGHT TO HANG OUT? WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING STUPID??

You should have also stated that you did want to hang out, but just need to reschedule. Based on that response, it seems like you're not interested

I would rather go to the gym than have sex

debate me
>protip
you can't

the whole point is to make her think he doesn't want it. she's clearly testing him and he passed.

>I would rather got to the gym and then have sex
Debate me
Pro tip you cant

I mean if I really need to spell it out...
6:30pm home from work
6:45pm done cooking dinner
7:00pm done eating dinner (aim for 1200 calories due to bulk)
8:00pm no longer full, stretch/foam roll to warm up
8:15pm leave for gym
9:45pm home
Still need to shower, eat another 1000 or so calories, then go to bed at a reasonable time for work.

There's nothing to debate about. You're literally a faggot. Instead of rescheduling a date until after the gym you'd rather see a bunch of sweaty dudes work out and jerk off to it later.

You need to just come out already bro, Veeky Forums will support you

>I have to work out tonight, so won't be able to. Thanks though
>I only work out 3 days a week (Madcow). It was deadlift day. You can't just skip that shit.

Jesus-fucking-Christ. You're telling me that you can't reschedule the date to a rest day? I can't believe you niggers have the nerve to shitpost about tfw no gf when you do things like this.

We've been banging for months. We don't formally schedule anything. She's just a Tinder chick.

never gonna make it

why are you faggots even on this board if you think a woman's sloppy ass gain-gobbling vagina is better than the zen of the gym?

the truth comes out, it's his chubby fwb. probably a single mom too

>you can literally do both
I also go to the gym in the morning so I can fuck chicks any night of the week no problems

so? the point is if presented with the choice i'd choose gym just like OP did

Noice.

This this.

If this was a roll thread, I'd roll for this.

You are presented with a choice where a and b are both good things and you can pick:
>a
>b
>a and b
>none

Why wouldn't you pick both?

FUCK YOU WHY GIRLS DON'T EVEN TALK TO ME AND YOU'RE JUST IGNORING A CERTAIN CHANCE TO GET LAID SERIOUSLY FUCK OFF

because the subject isn't BOTH its one or the other dumbass. Notice how i said id rather go to the gym than have sex and OP said he'd rather spend the night weightlifting than have sex too. Stop being THAT kid who'd be like "OR" when someone asked "would you rather"

Day after Upper split, 10:30 at night, have to be up at 6:30, so about to sleep. Full calories/macros eaten, everything is set, pretty happy.

Get a text from 6/10 who I blew off last week:

"You're getting laid tonight, im coming over with wine".
>Say no, that I have to sleep
"Fuck you im coming over anyway"
>Tell her That i wont let her in and I have to sleep
"Delete my number you ass"

Is this what it's like for women? Even the average ones expect just to roll up to some dude's house and get plowed with zero warning.
Jesus. I was bitter before, I didn't really need this.

>you never realized society places so much value on a woman's vagina that they think men will bend over backwards to get laid

No its not a "would you rather"
OP was complaining that he can't get with girls because he needs to stay fit. I'm saying he can easily do both. Then you came in being all faggot like "it's a would you rather"

tfw gf has to be on MY time

You are an idiot if you thknk anything is either a or b.

This, my way or the highway, otherwise women are nothing more than gains goblins.

yes because everytime presents a choice you can always say both

In this particular case yes you can do both

>beta fag that doesn't want to lift and fuck

How the fuck long do you work out that you can't do both

You could work out then (4:30) then you'll be done by 7pm even if your workout is long as shit. Then you do drinks for 7, which is the time you would do it anyway. Are you stupid or something?

Fuck man, you're not only a meathead who can't get grills but also a meathead that has Android 6.1 yet cannot into Cyanogenmod to fix his ugly UI. I can tell is LG right away because that's how ugly it is

plz stop

Cyanogen mod was shit when i installed it

having this picture saved to your pc

Your life is sad as fuck...

Stfu about Game of Thrones you retard

You can hang out with her, you just chose not to reschedule your workout day to another day

This thread is shit

You would get dinner with the girl then. You're just uncompromising and foolish. The point of going to the gym is to become big/strong. The point of becoming big/strong is to become better. If you don't get a wife, you're a failure (quite actually, the first person among all of your lineage for centuries to NOT be able to get a girl). A girlfriend is what leads to a wife.

Damn opppeeeee I have a similar problem

>get fit from being a fat fuck in high school (290)
>tfw 6'4 20 years old and look decent
>tfw get tinder matches now
>tfw still live at home
>tfw if I had my own place I could smash all these bitches
>smash them in the bed of my truck
>missed out on a few cause they were to scared

>tfw job interview with a place where I'd be making $30 and hour coming up soon
>tfw hopefully I get it so I can move the fuck out and leave this job I have at a grocery store

One days breh

At least he doesn't text like the other autistic faggots I've seen on fit

Alpha as fuck desu, this will make her want you even more.

my man

WORKING OUT ISNT THE POINT
WORKING OUT TO MAKE YOUR LIFE RUN SMOOTHER IS

that's deep bro..

>tfw you cant.

Lauren tinder heh?
Assuming "tinder" is just an add on because you met her on tinder we can rule that out as a possible last name. Instead we look at the middle name. We can clearly see what appears to be a capital "i" followed by another letter that is hard to make out. However, we can make out a piece of the second letter. Through the process of elimination I think it's safe to conclude the second letter is either an "f" or a "t". More likely than not it is an "f" as the second letter appears to have a rounded curve to it. We can also conclude that the middle name is no more than 4 letters.
Checkmate OP.

>start lifting because you want to have a better life
>eventually start living to have better lifts

you idiots keep falling in the same trap

autistic as fuck

...

how long do you spend at the gym? I am usually there only for an hour to an hour and a half

you are not smart. literally ANYONE in the world can figure out what you did just by LOOKING at the photo for a second.

you are autist however, anime faggot boi.

regards, immortalkid

Kekking so hard
But this board aint
/gayguysuportgroup/ in disguise

>you are not smart. literally ANYONE in the world can figure out what you did just by LOOKING at the photo for a second.
What did he mean by this?

>Finally manage to attract a female
>Struggle to get hard
>Have to settle for blowjob to get hard enough to penetrate, insert, then settling to 6/10 hardness while inside
>Bang her for about an hour and a half, until she taps out from soreness
>Was unable to get close to cumming

Pretty sure finding porn when I was 13 (currently 23) and masturbating every single day has broken my dick.

At least I still have the gym.

>Pretty sure finding porn when I was 13 (currently 23) and masturbating every single day has broken my dick.

This isn't true. Every male does this. Some guys just can't come, some bust in 20 seconds. Be glad you're not on a short end of it.

you are a big boy im sure you are smart enough to understand english.

What the fuck do you do? This is most people's lives.
Seriously, I want to know. Where do you work?

Same for me the first few times I had sex. Told her I was stressed over work and not to sweat it, I got better after a few weeks, no problems since. You're normal, you're not broken, and if you just keep trying you'll be fine.