/tinder/ general. As always to keep it fit related, what workouts do you do to attract the sloots?

/tinder/ general. As always to keep it fit related, what workouts do you do to attract the sloots?

I do PPLx

>Have this shit for 2 weeks now
>Just press like on every girl without even looking at their pics till i run out of likes
>0 matches

I think tinder shows you less women or makes it less likely to match if all you do is swipe right. I think you get shown to less people

Nothing i do works.

True.
If you abuse by swiping everything to the right the algoritm will get you

Post your profile and well fix it

get on tinder
buy tinder plus
right swipe everyone until i get tired
wake up the next day
only 12 matches
all of them are unattractive

should i kill myself

I really don't understand how to get slags numbers or get them to meet up. Most of the time it's a shitty conversation that doesn't go anywhere. What do?

'you should give me your number'
'Lets get a coffee someone'

Jesus this isn't hard ffs are you faggots so shit with women you get excited over simply matching someone? This is your problem.

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I have a Sammy flip-phone.
I can't have apps.
None of this swipe nonsense for me.
Forever alone.

>Most interesting man in the world

I think the magic is not caring. Girlfriend left me, I'm a wreck and go on tinder, message every match and usually get a date within... idk, 20-50 lines of convo. I don't even want to date anyone...

> have tinder for a week
> no matches
> add shirtless and more proper pictures
> 8 matches in one day

It's all about presentation dudes. If you're going to have a picture that shows you're body, have a beach picture or maybe a picture while you're squatting. Not just a sleazy gym selfie like every other dude. Step up your pic game!

It's because you're letting the conversation stretch out.

Make your intentions clear asap and arrange for a meet and get her number.

This

Did I fuck up? This is a tinder girl but I got her fb

>3 messages from 2 chats

what are you, some kind of normie?

It's just sloots I promise not like it's a group chat or friends...

>you can never go wrong with a bit of that D

Kek, solid work.

Ask her out now or forever hold your dick

She replied yeah ;) what do I even say to that

ASK HER IF SHE'S FREE TOMORROW

jesus christ user

lol senpai I did same thing
carpet bombing for 45 min
wake up
150+ matches

>you free tomorrow? Cuz I can give you some of my D

Have banged 13 chicks by now using tinder and lovoo, but since running my current test cycle i kinda got a milf fetish

Where the fuck do i find fuckable milfs?
Like, what the fuck?
Anyone got some experience on this?
Tinder is just full of twenties

okcupid

A lot of girls on tinder are on there because they can't hold a conversation in real life or online.

Either be blunt and just straight up ask, or keep trying until you find the rare ones that aren't a chore to talk to.

Tinder is a playground for the top 5%, and a garbage can for the rest of us. Have fun.

The problem with this is it can lead to terrible dates with awful people. You're gambling blind.

If you wanna caught a Milf you gotta think like a milf

POF. Plenty of good looking milf sloots. Have banged 3 already.

Plenty of oldies on tinder around me.

Plenty of twenty-something mothers too.

Too many.

I think even more girls are on tinder for cheap laughs or an ego boost
Ive never tried it and when i get down abit more ill give it a go but i expect no matches really, seems like alot of guys got that problem

Found this gem the other day

She said "no sorry I'm working"

Kek I like him

a couple days ago there was a thread where someone made rich piana a plentyoffish but didnt really deliver so i made him a tinder

i wasnt really matching with girls so i had it show dudes and now i have a bunch

oh, i have since changed fancy cars to sick ass cars. idk what to say to my matches tho

she's not interested man, just give up and pursue new endeavours

Don't listen. Just ask her when she'd like to meet up for coffee.

Lol nah she's not interested, clear message imo

Don't ask "when" you omega faggot, that's super easy to escape from. You propose a day. If she can't but is interested she will propose another.

better than an awkward date with nothing to talk about since you asked all the standard small talk questions in tind0r

I don't match many super hotties that don't respond to messages, so I don't think girls doing it to get huge numbers of matches is a common thing.

50 lines of conversation? That's ridiculous bro, try 5.

I dont think its a huge numbers thing more of a "oh look, this loser wants to bang me" thing or a "Im bored, entertain me for two minutes then ill ghost you" thing

ONE OF US

autism speaks

>Sheffield
Show profile pls user

Kek that's hilarious. What do people say to you?

>better than an awkward date with nothing to talk about since you asked all the standard small talk questions

Had this happen to me like 8 years ago. I was a beta and scared of asking this girl out, so I just texted with her for like two weeks non stop.

You can all figure out how much talking we had over that coffee.

Worst date by far and awkward as hell.

This conversation is completely incoherent. I understand that verbal skills have been degrading the past few decades--I've seen this first hand in student papers--but really.

Read a book every now and then, eh?

>girls don't ever have anything going on. if she says no once, just give up
excellent advice

Cut out the smileys you fucking faggot.

>dating apps

>lovoo
the fuck is this

WHAT IS THIS

WHAT IS THIS!

Cancer

>tfw made it

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>lifting for girls

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I'd rather lift for girls than for guys u homo

post profile please?

show pics of qt glasses grill

>I promise not to eat your dog huehuehuehue Im so funny and original xDxDXDDDDDD

fucking simpletons

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Sex doesn't even feel as good as jerking off, don't know why you guys are so desperate to pretend to like vapid girls so you can fuck them.

oh jesus the thickness

>Used to live a city.
>Hot chicks on my tinder left right and centre
>Do some swipin whenever i visit merica for some keks
>Hot chicks left right and centre

>Live in a shit backwater town in the north east of england now
>95% of the women that appear on my tinder are complete gremlins

welp.

MAN THE HARPOONS

going for the 7s, lads

wew

Tinder is comprised of the most soulless fucking slags this earth has ever seen. Meet a girl at university or something, this shit will kill your soul.

that's fine, I'm already a suicidal nihilist

>Need to be under 150lbs to swipe right

I hate Tinder-profiles so much. If you're gonna write at all, have it be meaningful not just some random fucking 9gag-tier joke. It all seems so fake.

>expecting creativity from the robot rice race

I need a response to this that will guarantee that pussy

Then I encourage you to fuck as many of these vapid morons as possible, god speed.

bitches love smileys

Ottawa isn't a real city anyways: nothing's open 24 hours. Get out while you still can.

>Meet a girl at university or something
Im attending uni and id NEVER consider dating a girl with more than a high school level of education
Seriously, smart girls are NOT a good thing...

>LCBO closes at 6 on every day but friday

ravioli ravioli give me that ass. works everytime

"guess you're right, i do take girls for quite a ride"

>talking about your haircut on tinder

bro, please you need to get down to business as soon as possible.

ask her out and stop the smileys you fucking faggot

she wants to peg you

>"you can hold onto my nuts"

Ooh she knows what I mean by juicy.

Didn't need you anyways

We'll find something else you can hold on to. Free [pick a day]?

>mispelled juicy
Wtf m8

>stop the smileys you fucking faggot
you've never messaged a girl before right?
emojis are essential

we make babby

>Profile photo with boyfriend
>u wot

kek

You all took too long sorry. Got her number soon to be banged