Does your gf argue with you less now that you're swole? is she finally listening because of all that test?

does your gf argue with you less now that you're swole? is she finally listening because of all that test?

my gf left me after i got swole
>feels bad man

But I don't even lift.

I noticed my gf got more clingy after i started bodybuilding.

>that gyno

>your gf
Y-yeah my gf says a lot of things! Women, am I right fellas?

>/fit having girlfriends
>not gay

>your gf
what did you mean by this

>gf
>implying

My girlfriend always listened to me. In fact when it was her birthday back in May she asked me where I wanted to go. It's gotten to a point where she's almost too submissive.

Story-time. eff your greentext.

Split up with the hottest girl around. Nick-name "Shakira".
I was pretty big for 5'9 because of hockey training and prohormones. Lost all gains due to work after hockey season. Girl argued with me a lot because older dudes giving her so much attention at the mall where she worked. so we split up.. A rich mortgage broker with a BMW actually hooked up with her. I go into blind rage for a month, same as a previous time when she was dating a 6'3 250lb benchpress champ before I actually commited to her. Told her I was going to use a bat on that guy because it was only fair for my size. lol. Anyways, Blind rage mode engaged.13 hr work days followed by 2 hours in gym on 750mg test/wk. No life whatsoever for whole month. Gained 22 pounds. Tried to beg her back like a beta. didn't work at all but she let me over to talk after a weird night she was supposed to be out but came back to her house early where I was celebrating a mutual friends birthday. No talking awkward stares, hi-stress for 15 min till I left. Anyways I'm over a couple nights later being beta. It isn't working so I flip out and punch her fucking wall and told her I didn't need her bullshit anyway and she'll never have me again. Instant change of attitude on her part and we end up making out and fucking within 5 min. Learned a lot about life that day boys!!! This is a girl that seemed to hate when I would talk about bashing someones head in for stealing our tiki torches and shit like that...but her real instincts would kick in somewhere in there.

>Limiting myself to one clingy bitch now that the internet exists and I have a solid 8/10 body

Tinder makes it possible to fuck any of the hottest girls around you, no reason not to.

>no greentext

so basically you're an angry manlet and some tall bodybuilder/tall rich banker stole ur gf

Get cucked fag

Haha! Yes, my girl friend also is a bit mad. She doesn't even know my real name is Gizmo and i have Autizmo

>Me and my gf argue alot
>argue in car in olive garden parking lot
>she pushes my shoulder
>I put my my hand in a stiff arm motion, push her face
>I actually push her jaw hard, she gets knocked out
>gf doesn't argue anymore

breh

>things that never happened: the post

>closest things to female contact atm is my fleshlight and girlfriend ASMR videos
>tfw I'm about to fuck my "girlfriend"
if anyone knew what the fuck I was doing right now, man...

you're a real piece of shit

dude I just started doing the same thing man.
its just so comforting to relax in bed listening to a nice relaxing asmr video.

Iktf bro, my gf is the same way haha.

You're a cuck. A bitch needs to learn her place.