How do I get into eating beans? What type of beans is Veeky Forums approved?

Soak overnight, wash, cook until tender around 1h.

Id flick her bean nomsayin

>cook a few strips of bacon
>leave a bit of the grease in the pan
>put in a can of black/kidney/your choice of beans
>start mashin them beans when they start warming up
>add salt, pepper, fresh or minced onions, tiny bit of cumin
>top with cheese and serve with eggs

mother fuckin huevos rancheros bia

wew

Is there anyway to eat beans, garlic and onions and not fumigate a building? No amount of soaking or rinsing seems to help and I refuse to be denied all that flavor. I am just lucky I work largely on my own.

soak the beans and cook after rinsing out the original water to prevent flatulence from the indigestible oligosaccharide

Reverse Image Search lads.
For science.

Eat them more often. I eat beans every day and I stopped having terrible gas after maybe 5 days.

SAUCE!!!!

right, well that's what i meant

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I'd eat her bean 'namsayin? Also what is reverse image search.

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black beans are best as far as i know. the black color comes from the large amount of phytonutrients, particularly anthocyanins

also I make them palatable with chicken stock and other spices. i put some black rice in there too, because a lot of beans by themselves, with their huge amount of fiber, will make you shit a river

Out of love for you my bro, I hath done the work.

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>can
>paying 500% mark-up for pre-soaked beans

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good work lads. I've found another gallery with pretty much the same pics but higher resolution on some images
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Probiotic might help

Tried some, but all they did was give me acid reflux. But I know they come in a lot of different formulations so maybe I'll try looking for something with good reviews instead of cheapness this time.

Do you just mix the beans straight in? Do you gave a recipe

>That picture of her with a fucking horse in the background
Did she?

>lots of protein

I think you mean lots of carbs

this guy right here fucks

Probably, the horse has a big ol' chubby.

Those are not huevos rancheros, but bacon lard is always a good suggestion.

Shit, her face is hideous, but that ass is great. Could I ever marry a woman that has this body as she grows older, brehs?

>milf de botox

kek

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Not to hijack the thread, but how the fuck do you learn to like things you dislike?

I hate pretty much every single vegetable besides broccoli, carrots, tomatoes, lettuce, and corn. While all of those are wildly different from the other which means I can get a lot of variety out of them, I'd like to learn how to eat green beans, squash, and all that other shit I can't stand for added variety/nutrition.

Different cooking methods

I hated veggies until I learned my parents were overcooking the shit out of them

Also buy local and in season, makes a huge difference in taste

Pinto beans and many others have next to no protein

Lentils are the best Veeky Forums bean of all time

Try chickpeas, pintos or lentils.

hot sauce

Any apart from soy. Second healthiest food group

You force yourself to eat them until you like them.

The "likes and dislikes" system in your body is the fruit of evolution, and its purpose is to make you avoid potentially dangerous foods , so that you don't accidentally eat some poisonous berries while foraging.

Of course, nowadays it's completely useless.

The way you beat it is by bruteforcing it. The only reason why the "I don't like this" instinct exists is because your body believes it's something harmful for you, so it tries to prevent you from eating it.
That why you eat it anyway. You keep it down. And then you eat it again.

After enough times your body gets the message and removes the food from the "Potentially dangerous" column.

>I hated veggies until I learned my parents were overcooking the shit out of them

THIS
Also seasoning helps. For green beans, always have nutmeg handy.

Black soybeans taste like butter

Don't fall for the phytoestrogen is bad meme

You mean unzip pants right?

*unzips chouriço*

hnnnnnnnnnnng that second last picture fuck gotta wank now

She's photoshopped.

>she

hot sauce on kidney beans with rice

Those toes are disgusting
SHIGGY

this is Tali from Mass Effect tier

holy fuck how can a woman be this perfect?

jesus christ her face is roally fucked. i don't even want to imagine what she looks like without make up.

fuuuuuuuccccckkkkkk

pear shaped bodys look wierd desu

>pear shaped bodies look best tbhamalhamalamamalama
FTFY

hourglass is best desu famalama

Best bet is to find your local bean boyz chapter and pledge.

Initiations can be real gassy.

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Jesus christ, you just know she is some rich guys fucktoy, i bet he has a 10x9

Lentils are by far the best because they cook at roughly the same rate as rice, don't need to be soaked, and have quite a bit more protein than other legumes.

>imgur.com/a/CDX6T

check the imgur gallery

that dude is like 6-7" breh

Black beans are the goddest of tiers
combine with brown rice and chicken with broccoli and you will be a nutrition god, mad protein will be yours

how do you cook black beans?

what is your recipe?

Eat them with your food too senpai.

This woman was made to be fucked in the ass.

On topic. Just eat em. It's all good.

Sup newfag

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enjoy lads

>"Ask not what your country can do for you, but what You can do for your country"

>bag
>paying 20% for dried beans
>not harvesting your own beans
>no hope
>give up now
>it's over

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