Mirin thread

oh... retard you want our feels for you... you will get our feel for you
but not today
go fuck this girl, she wants you and so you must obey
whether you like yourself is irrelevant
anyway, all those pathetic attention seeks of yours are meaningless as you have already been validated as a valuable member of society... pls go as you have no more feels work here brah

why even bother with a 6/10?

she has a pussy, she can be fucked
id take a 6/10 who wants to fuck over a 9/10 who doesnt any day of the week

go for anything under 5 then if pussy is pussy

I wish i had friends like you op.

Are you me?

>Fuck that is an uncanny story. Well, apart from the girl was still going out with the other guy.

Personally my cutoff is 6
I wouldnt go for anything below that since it has to be somewhat enjoyable to fuck
My current goal is actually to find a short 6/10 with a crazy sexdrive, not as easy to find as youd might think

>id take a 6/10 who wants to fuck over a 9/10 who doesnt any day of the week
The sad reality and why good looking people are dying out
Not because dudebro would fuck a 6, but because 9 hoe feels too good to fuck.
These high horses need to be nuked from orbit.

>tfw i know a 6/10 virgin with a 8/10 body who has a crazy sex drive but is too shy and embarassed to do any thing
Atleast i got to tit fuck her 34G's

>"you're hot"
>"okay"
>twiddle thumbs for a bit before trying to slip my way out of the situation

Meet me most of the time I go to a party.

>hungry earlier today
>decide on this bbq joint
>throw on random jeans and some white tshirt
>the area is chill strip mall-ish
>walking up to the entrance
>mid 30s woman checking me out as she watches her kids
>another mid 30s with her husband at a table was making it obvious that she was checking me out as i approached their table / the entrance
>walk in and look around
>two 40 yo women scanning me like eagles
>26ish yo girl at counter
>get my order take-out. wait for food to be ready
>idling, peacefully looking around observing the place
>girl at counter has been staring at me the whole time
>get food, she does her thing and says bye
>walk out and immediately see both women staring at me as i walk through the area once again

>it's guys fault 9/10's are literally glorified gods who only want to bang the chadiest chads
ok, jumbo

>she let you tit fuck her
>still gullible enough to believe that shes a virgin
Lol

I think he meant girls suffer from selection overload and higher rated girls suffer more
If you dont know what that means its you fail to make a choice and stick to it because you have too many options so if you pick one you instantly regret it since the "risk" of trading out is zero and alot of other options might be a better investment

Girls who are 5/10 or more have alot of options for mates and when she is 8+ the options for guys could be milions so you see the problem

>finish project in Shanghai and my team celebrates it
>we go to a rooftop bar called Bar Rouge
>I wear my custom tailored suit (great quality and cheap if you know where to buy)
>we enter the elevator
>somebody pinches my butt (thanks for deep squats)
>I turn around and see four girls giggling, two Chinese, one Russian I think and a Malaysian
>I guess they already had a few drinks
>Russian says 'Hi' and smiles
>I smile back and say 'Privet' (Hi in Russian)

That's it. I saw them hanging around some rich dudes and we exchanged some smiles but I pussied out to approach them.

So by this logic:
>friend has shitty bike
>go to friend's house, cause you're better at working on bikes
>spend an easy hour or two adjusting brakes, putting air in tires, tightening chain
>bike is in friend's back yard
>steal bike

Cause fuck it, someone's gonna steal it eventually anyway, right?

...

>wake up late for work
>upon looking at clock i decide to do push ups burn out set to help wake me up
>feeling sore as shit from last night and right now
>feel even more sore and more tired. fuck.
>speed shower
>throw on the beater i was wearing before and a pair of jeans.
>oh look, bong's already got bud in it
>well shit. take three big rips
>chug a ton of water and my regular creatine dose
>no time for food or anything else
>gather everything and rush to leave
>forced to bus it because car is in the shop
>get off bus, been walking a few blocks before i arrive
>step in work building
>three female co-workers who work in the front stop talking to one another
>greet me with shy smiles as they all eye rape me
>give them a slight smile and a hey
>complete silence until i walked all the way to the other side of the room to exit the area
>i then imagined what i look like to them
>immediately think about my unintentional exposed upper body
>entire upper body swole as fuck
>have water in me still too
>drenched in sweat everywhere
>veiny as fuck
>look exhausted as shit - friends say i look super serious
>when i usually wear long sleeves and modest clothing lol
they never looked at me the same from that moment on and the only thing i was thinking about the whole time was my skipping breakfast

I fucking hate all of you that rate girls so highly. You shouldn't even meet 9/10s regularly. Do you understand the fucking ranking system, you pieces of shits? None of you have ever seen a true 9/10 in real life. Go fuck yourself. Your beta as fuck ass makes all the average girls think they look pretty when they are in fact just fucking average.

I hear u there brah but you aint gotta believe it. I just didnt fuck her, she's a friend and she wanted to experience something but was too embarassed to evennsuck cock so i just had her take her tits out and i tit fucked her and came on them. She did lick the cum tho and made a face. I told her that's hjat she's been fantisizing about so get used to it.
I offered to eat it out but she was biting her nails and said no.
Havent rly tried much on her cause i think it scared her a little bit.

You misinterpret so baddly.
We dont rate anyone as a 9/10, our cocks do.
Horney makes you blind.

>We dont rate anyone as a 9/10, our cocks do.
When your dick rates a girl 9/10 that is just average that just means that your dick never gets to bang actual good looking girls. Cut it off. It has no use.

>walk into gym
>front counter woman says hello
>say hello back

thats... thats pretty much it

>le having high standards *tips*
>not fucking any pussy that comes your way like an alpha animal
Low test and likely homo sexual

teach us your ways

Are you retarded? You can fuck her all you want buy don't say a 6/10 is a 9/10.

Did you at least tip her?

>having less brain power than your own dick

Nice one lad

>mfw im too good of a friend to do that

typical manlet justification, that's why you'll never learn

>not replying "y...you too"

>anime
Mentally changed retarded manchild detected.

>anime

I thought that was just a meme?

Not all of us live in shitty parts of the world user. Come to Vancouver,BC... I bet you I could walk 5 blocks to the grocery store and back and see multiple 9/10s.

>too much of a good friend
More like to much of a pussy.
This is wrong.

If a girl comes onto you she's fair game. You smash first and break the bad news to your friend later. There's no point in cucking yourself because if she really is a slut, she's just gonna duck some other guy.

And everyone knows it's better if your friend smashes your girl than some random guy who probably has herpes or chlamydia. Do your part and fuck your friend's girls when you can. Take pride in being the bearer of bad news because you save them 18 years of shame that way.

When all of them are 9/10 they become 5/10 again, you autistic fuck.

> barely do 1-2-3-4
You realize that this is good baseline strength, and something rarely encountered in people?

>go to club with a group of friends i dont usually hang with
>we meet a bunch of girls on the train and stick with them for the night
>one grill in particular 8-9/10
>all the lads are flirting with her
> already have gf who's out of town so i just pay no attention to her
>in the club all the guys are trying so hard to get with her
>she keeps hugging me and flirting
>literally tells me "you're so much better than all of them" and tires to kiss me multiple times
>STAYING STRONG FOR GF
>walk to bar to get away from her
>immediately solid 9/10 making stronk eye contact and winking and shit
>she starts talking to me and trying to get close by grabbing my hips/butt
>fuck this shit
>walk out of the club and catch train home alone

I'm seriously a 7/10 at best lads. Those girls must've been on no-fap for weeks

>weeb understanding anything about fucking girls

Mirin threads proving again they are the worst threads on this board

christ you sound like you are literally 15 years old

you guys are so gay

Since when is the 1 to 10 scale standardized?

So you're telling me if you have a group of 15 incredibly attractive women that are all 9/10 they become 5/10 because that's the new average?

Regardless, I wasn't saying all of them are. But it is not rare to see a 9/10 girl in this city at all. There are plenty of 5/10 or whatever, but there are plenty of beautiful girls here.

>high horses need to be nuked from orbit because they won't sleep with my ugly as waah waah
If you get rid of them, then all we are left with are ugly people. Also they aren't on high horses because they aren't virgins. They have standards.

how did you even know she was russian?

>implying it's not true
Would you rather your girl go fuck some random guy at a bar, catch god knows what, and never say anything about it? Or would you rather have me, your friend, fuck her and then send you definitive proof that's she's cheating so you can move on and have a good life?

Only an idiot would honestly let his friends girl sleep around and not say anything or get proof for him. The easiest way to make sure all parties stay safe is by being the guy fucking her. If you know you're clean, you know your friend stays clean by proxy.

Be a good friend and fuck your friends girlfriend when you can.

>cute guy at work
>Joociest arms
>Grope it
>he looks traumatized
I-I thought swolestation was a meme

girl in OP pic looks just like my ex
i didnt ask for this feel

I could post a VERY similar picture of my girl except with my hand groping instead of hers.

Dubs gets it.

>I saw them hanging around some rich dudes

They were prostitutes m8

I can easily spot them because of my background. She could have been Ukranian too, but there is not much difference.
Also there are a lot of Russians in China.

ur ex has cow udder milk tits not those nice tits

Kill yourself weeb

She was already flirting, right in front of him. The friend is an idiot if he can't read the writing on the wall, it's already there.

If you're serious, and not just a friendly neighborhood cucking troll, the difference is all about fucking, or not fucking, a slut. Which is not a big deal, really, either way.

do you know where you are?

Rollin

Maybe, but my guess is they where some go go dancers or some shit. A lot of clubs have shows during their night and I think this was their profession. They seemed really familiar with the bouncers and personnel of the bar.

>thinks mirin threads are the worst
>proceeds to check out mirin thread and comment

I understand it is hard to refute the logic I have offered because you know deep down it is correct, but remain calm friend. There is no need to be upset.

True. But if she really is just a slut it makes no difference if you drive the point home and fuck her. Might as well get your dick wet if she's down for it.

o'rly?

Did you ever milk her?

Nice try.

Offer still stands. Have one with shirt on and one without shirt.

I'll give it a shot

Why does she have a condom in her back pocket?
So when she lets Chad fuck her she doesn't get preggers?

>fishing for compliments (which is completely retarded for men)
or
>genuinely retarded

Seriously, dude

No you idiot. The condom is for user. Chad goes bareback.

ugly brit poor that shops at wilkinsons

either that's a bad smile or she's uggo

This actually is related to a guy i know who i think is seriously delusional and i think of him everytime i see a mirin thread because he claimed every girl wanted to fuck him
He is/was skellymode with a beergut (god know how he did that) and he said girls were mirin all the time and wanted to fuck him

I think about it in these types of threads because i seriously doubt any one guy can go into a place and get mires from all the women in there or even some, most girls are too busy thinking of themselves to even notice people around them

Stay delusional faggots

>
kek'd

rollin rollout

just read the op mate it was enough

all these comments from dyels who would give everything to fuck girl like her

>brown hair
>terrible hairline
Yeah, na.

these threads are just retarded stories

they don't make you laugh or angry, it's just someone typing a complete bullshit lie about women mirin them

its fucking lame and the circlejerking makes it gayer..it seems like a coping mechanism for these supreme gaylords

...

she looks like a heroin user and abuser

>fuck three tinder dates within a week
>they're all 5.5/10 or below
>can't brag about it with friends

Kill me

fuck off retard, she's nothing special
do you think she's some kind of hot 9/10 or something?
go to reddit if you want to get upvotes for your mediocre woman

stay mad dyel

Off by 1 but I'll be nice. Dubs get the shirtless version.

rolling

faggot i fucked ur mum

>chubby negress
no thanks

no you didnt
in fact you never fucked anyting except your own hand

dem POO IN LOO hands
i can tell by your pores and nails

no u

>Hungry
>Walk into mcdonalds
>See 4 women mid 30's mirin my arms as i walk
>Walk past another girl, make eye contact and she cums right there
>Tell the cashier i want a burger, no bun extra beef
>Cashier asks if i want to eat her beef instead, get her number
>Walk back out, mid 30´s women are slipping off their chairs because they are so wet from the juices flowing
You know, average day

I fucking hate inconsiderate cunts like you. Swolestation is a real thing and you will never understand our struggles

lul she weighs 105lbs and is about as far from black as you can get

this is how most of these stories sound like

kek