Lets admit something Veeky Forums..You can have all the gains in the world, and still be boring as hell at sex.
So, ITT: Share sex tips, foreplay / oral techniques / foods and supplements that give you rock hard erections, and anything related with sex in general
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>oral techniques
This coming from a beginner, but I heard that sticking your tongue in basically where the clit is around or right below and licking the abcs is good. I tried it once and it worked. All I got. More here to learn.
Ey bruh every girl that i've given a full on orgasm to (like pussy contracting) i've dobe by going ham on the clit just up and down with tongue while also using ine ir two fingers on the g-spot. It's pretty much the whole ceiling of the vag.
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Best exercises to maintain stamina in bed?
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Fap a couple hours before having sex?
I think youre putting the horse before the cart mate
Getting girls INTO bed is the hard part, not dealing with them once you trick em into bed
But if you actually manage to trick a girl into a bed, and you fuck her good, she will fall in love with you.
I dont think its that easy but chances do improve
Last two gfs ive had were fed orgasms so naturally they came back for more and we ended up in a relationship but last date i had she fucked right off instead
Point being its not hard to fuck a girl good, use your imagination. The hard part is as ive said to get her to actually agree to sex
>agree
I like to tease and play around with a guy.
I'm very limited when it comes to sex itself but being creative in your foreplay makes everything 1000 times better.
I've heard girls enjoy foreplay more than actual sex.
Is that true?
Cardio
just remember that foreplay starts way before the bedroom. the teasing and touching you do while out in public or just doing normal stuff can make a massive difference
yeah so horny that I rip her clothes off, start pumping at lightning speed and cum in 1 minute
thanks
Depends on the girl and how well you do it, but yeah. Just teasing her with the thought of sex can drive her nuts.
nothing is true in all cases
my current gf is too impatient for foreplay and just wants to get to the fucking
i just want to bury my face in her snatch for hours but hers gets too sensitive and she just wants dick
different strokes
Doesn't a horse generally go in front of a cart?
Fap and cardio a couple hours before having sex.
Literally just lick her clit, and stick some fingers in while you're at it. It's not rocket surgery.
Then fuck her.
Sucking clit works perfectly.
Best thing Ive learned/figured out, if you're fullish around with a girl but not sure where it's leading to, take your shirt off. It will imply that you're ready/wanting to progress to sex. Do it when you're in the middle of fingering her/eating her out/or already has her shirt off. If you do it too soon or not at a moment where she's feeling physical ecstacy, then it may freak her out or she feels it's too early and turn her off
How the fuck do I find the clit?
How to not cum after 4 strokes in da pussy? My benis glans is extra tickly, im tickly all over my body actually, is this some type of genetics stuff or I am doing something wrong?
Lads is there anyway to improve my jaw game?
I love licking out her out but my jaw just gets so damn tired and sore from it
Well the thing is that for most, sex can only be as enjoyable as the foreplay.
It doesn't matter if you think you have good moves or a lot stamina etc if your foreplay game is weak, sex will be barely enjoyable.
It's hard to explain I'm not a girl and even if I were one it all comes to personal preference.
Generally. A lot of girls don't actually like getting rammed into oblivion. They want you to mess with their tits, rub their clits and finger them well before you jump into the ramming part.
In the original to that song is there a line that goes, "another baby born without a brain, Chocolate rain."
I haven't heard it in ages but I remember that bit.
How do I lose virginity if I'm a kissless hugless handholdless virgin?
>boring as hell at sex
If you don't want that: put your dick in her, hold tight and say "your sister is better".
I call this technic "how to cum in 60 sec" .
Google maps.
Pay attention in middle school health class.
first hole, up
Or call her another girl's name while doggy style and hold on tight as she tries to knock you down.
I call this "the bronco"
Pay a hooker. Seriously.
Won't if she's not the kind of girl you want to go down on? For example, festival/town slootz?
Chew gum I guess.
Chew gum, raw stakes, shoes...
Fap, cardio and Kegels
They'll like what I fucking tell them to like.
My man.
>girl usually lays there
>do this and she starts bucking and thrusting back to get away
>she's actually becoming a power bottom as a result
INGENIOUS
And jelqing and p massage
Drank all day and couldn't get it up last night, even whilst getting dome
Fucking end it.
How to actually initiate sex. For real. I've been in a relationship for years but she's starting down the "there's no build up it's suddenly sex." I was full autist before her i don't know how to build up and actually initiate sex.
Here is the pic
Start dirty talking, get gradually more physical until it's too physical your dick is her mouth
Anyone else pretty much completely disinterested in sex? I have normal test levels, but almost no sex drive whatsoever.
I think I'm homosexual though, but I thought they were usually crazy promiscuous so that doesn't make much sense to me.
Ridicule her on the notion by being really over the top in your stereotypical lead up shit, like something you'd see on The Bold And The Beautiful. She'll cut the crap soon enough.
Well...I just wanna fit girl now.
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Which is why putting the cart in front of i.e. after the horse would be absurd. At least you wouldn't have to watch them shit while they walk. I don't know why people love horses so much.
Actually this.
Most broads like it when you take lead.
Or you're just like most normal people that need foreplay as mentioned above by many to enjoy it.
Homosexuals are not really that promiscuous, is just that you have to be more flirty towards other guys so they know your gay and interested, otherwise they may think you're straight and miss out on a potential good experience.
I'm not gay but I enjoy being fucked from time to time so I kinda understand the struggle
That made 0 senses
What, no girls on Veeky Forums to help us.
I'm gonna bite, but for any libcucks reading that may think, "Hey, yeah that is a plausible statement, I never thought of that..." If you enjoy being fucked by males, you are a faggot. That is the definition of homosexuality.
it's only gay if dicks touch though m8
>I'm not gay but I enjoy being fucked from time to time so I kinda understand the struggle
kek
What struggle though lol? You seem to be into it, I'm not.
It's not that I don't know how to try it or approach someone. I just don't get sexually aroused or horny often at all. When I do, I masturbate quickly and then I'm good for another week and a half.
What am I?
I'm not gay but I need the money.
Balls, you mean.
He could be bi, I guess...
Download the app brah, clitfinder
Use the force luke
Be me and almost cum instantly, what do?
Just lay down and wait until he cums.
Im a dude :(
So?
>Be me and almost cum instantly, what do?
stop watching pron COMPETELY!
masturbate and train your brain not to come instantly. take pauses (start stop) and make it a long session.
do this a few months
Here is my recent experience (last 3 months):
>I quit watching porn
>this reduced fapping
>started doing Kegels
>all four types: front, back, reverse front, reverse back
>in a routine every day
>was too much
>switched to every other day
>with some "pelvic breathing" on rest days
Results:
>Hardest wood in my life on the regular
>surprises me when i grab it
>the head is now more engorged and larger
>hangs better i feel
>eat her out til she cums (basically stay on clit and go mainly up and down, sometimes side to side to mix it up)
>then putsya dick in
You have now have no pressure to perform, and she'll feel way better.
Also don't go stupidly fast/hard too early when you're doing the no pants dance, build up to it slowly then go ham.
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Any link to said Kegels?
>stick your tongue out
>gently bite it so it doesnt move
>move your whole head/ neck to achieve licking motion
>this gives your tongue and jaw time to relax
doesn't that dumb bitch know you're supposed to put the napkin in your lap?
I think if you google PE Gym & Kegels everything is there
But basically
Kegels are contraction of the Pubocosohardcockenschalger muscle yea cant remember the muscle names nor pronounce them: PC and BC. Learn your anatomy boys.
>front: the muscle you flex to stop piss midstream
>back: the muscle you flex to hold shit in
Reverse are actually sort of stretches i believe
>front reverse: feels like your trying to push piss out
>back reverse: feels like your trying to take a shit
I use a metronome and as stop watch:
>stop watch set for 2 min
>metronome set to 60 bpm, to count out seconds
>2 min of front, back, rev front, rev back
>takes 8 minutes total
>try it for a couple weeks. Its a muscle system.
>you'll be surprised how much more control you'll gain.
>will blow your fucking mind
>Use the reverse keg to stop cumming
>use the regular keg to pulse your dink inside her
sorry for got to say
>metronome 60 bpm
>metrinome
>contract/ reverse push 5 sec hard, but comfortably. Count 5 beats
>total rest 5 sec. Count 5 beats
>till 2 minutes is up
Dont over do this shit. you can over train anything. Even these odd little muscles
>for the 2 minute period
if the horse is before the cart, the cart is in front of the horse
the phrase 'putting the horse before the cart' means you're doing something in the wrong order
Take the lead. Dominate her.
It doesn't matter (much) what else you do.
If you dominate her she will cum for you and giving blowjobs will be foreplay for her
>I'm not gay but I enjoy being fucked from time to time
Nigga you gay
I've never tried anal before, is it hard?
And how do I keep it clean of poop back there?
Wear a condom.. It sucks but it really does the trick and keeps you safe.
>learn that after 3-4 STDs
You mad, cuck.
Hows ur girls pussy after taking my homies dick ?
Do this but please don't go down on her. I dont even kiss them, just grab their heads into my junk
also what's the best exercise for dick gains.
cause everything is big except my dick
doesn't it make you wanna die?
>and still be boring as hell at sex.
Take responsibility for your own pleasure, her pleasure should be secondary. You should communicate what you want, and ask her to do things that you want.
If you make her pleasure more important than your own, you'll have shitty sex. If you insist on trying to make her cum, or use her orgasm as validation for yourself, you're just going to put pressure on her so she can't really cum and she has to fake it to get you to stop.
Also you being too focused on her will inevitably lead to boring repetitive shitty sex.
In regards to getting a girl into bed, try reading this:
bookzz.org
No its not full of shitty PUA routines.
This.
Girls love it when it "just happens" versus her anticipating it and wanting it to happen.
>trick a girl into a bed
Low self esteem: the post.
Nice dubs tho.
She's muslim
I don't know if this has been posted yet, but I'm not reading your shitty thread to find out.
WoooW user, it's the bulb at the top of the vagina.
In some women it looks like a tiny penis (what the fuck is the deal with that? It's fucking disgusting).
There's a little bump about the size of a pea above the vaginal entrance but still between the labia. That's it. It gets bigger the more aroused the woman is.
Don't worry about whether you are homosexual or straight or trans or whatever. It's not important unless you are having sex with people.
If you still masturbate then you probably are just alienated from the current sexual culture. That's normal. There will be people who feel the same way as you out there. These will probably people you would enjoy fucking.
You'll need lube and wear a condom.
because it basically is the penis, its just developed in a different way for women than for men
How do I stop being a douchebag Veeky Forums?
I never had problems with women, the thing is I feel like I treat them like shit. I literally kick them out of my house after I fuck them, they complain and whine but then they STILL want to fuck and hang out. I'm not particularly attractive, tall or rich, nor those girls are ugly or fat, it's pretty weird. I used to do this because I thought it was cool but now I just feel bad for those girls, am I devolving into a le gentleman ? I feel bad for a moment but deep inside I just don't care, what do?
>a whole book to teach you how to do what animals can do without thinking.
Maybe the reason you're so shit at sex is because you think too much. Turn off your brain and let instinct take over.
Also stop being a beta and trying to make the woman cum, that's her responsibility.
Fun fact:
The guy who is underneath the hat in the background is the painter and those are his friends.
I fucking love this picture.
Women don't cum.
I'm not sure how anyone can be boring at sex. It's fun by default. It's saying it's easy to take cocaine and still feel bored as hell.
Anyway. Here is my two tips if anyone is struggling.
>Hit it hard.
Your hip thrusts should feel like they could knock someone out... You don't need to go as fast as possible. As long as the speed is consistent, it's fine... If your speed causes you to lose power then you are going too fast because power is everything...
The force of you slapping against her with each thrust will cause an almost numbing sensation/something to focus on. Which actually makes it easier to control when you finish.
>clit licking + fingering technique
The licking is lucking. Up and down, side to side in random motions. Use the top of your tongue as if you are "flicking" something with it... If your tongue gets tired and you need a rest, just pretend you are doing some teasing type thing by doing slow circles. It gives you a sneaky rest.
When you are fingering at the same time (always do this), reach all the way in until you find the cervix. You'll think you've found some sort of smooth as fuck ball and want to turn back. But don't. Just slip under it. It moves out of the way pretty easily. It doesn't hurt her unless you bash it head on.
Oh. And there is a third tip.
Don't pretend it tastes good because she will think you're lying (even if you think it does)... Don't say it tastes bad either. Just don't comment. If she asks then say "yeah it tastes alright" or "not bad" or something neutral.
If she asks what it tastes like. DON'T say batteries or pennies or ink... Just say it don't have much of a taste. It taste like skin or something.
Trust me. If a girl thinks her pussy doesn't have a taste she will feel much more comfortable and get dem shakey legs quicker.