The swoler I get, the more I feel an intense urge to have children/start a family

The swoler I get, the more I feel an intense urge to have children/start a family...

what the fuck bros? anyone else? I'm 24

Youre just horny from elevated test levels due to exercise, of which the ultimate prize is coming in dem sweet walls. Dont do if you arent ready

>having children this decade
Lmao dude, unless you are well off don't bother

Yes, good goy, let the whites go extinct

>yfw white trash is the #1 problem in america
wigger please

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Bite a dick, report and hide, and hope the mods agree with you.

Having kids isn't fun nor rewarding, it's a lot of fucking work. A LOT OF FUCKING WORK. if you intend to do it right, of course.

Wait until you're 35, have a lot of assets, and mate with a 25yo.

hmmmm

Every healthy man wants a family at some point in his life. But don't have them untill you will have your life secured. That's no worse fate for a child than to be brought upon this world into a shitty life. Your kid should be a fruit of love you and your women made together.

yes good goy make more robots for the capitalist machine

>want to have kids
>24

total fucking beta bro

20-30 should be the most selfish years of your life, womanize, pump&dump, make money, give nothing back...

Holy shit his ugly ass made a beutiful family
...
Still don't want daughters though
Happy I have two sons

Then what find some young slut or some old hag that cranks out autist allergic to everything

> having kids at 30 with a woman who will look like shit before your kids are in middle school
Fuck all that

I support having kids m8, but no need to rush.
If you're not with a woman you want to marry first, don't even think about kids.

30
Jacked as shit
Pull in 160k a year post taxes
Girlfriend is 20

Trying for a kid.
RIP gains

This is fine. Just dont fall for the marriage meme.

If you have to have kids best is to do surrogacy so you will never have to pay alimony or child support no matter what and will never have your kids taken away from you by a lazy slag.

Yeah becoming a single parent sounds like a great idea

Damnn what line of work do you do?

Cheaper in the long run. Although not the most optimal, unfortunately the modern wymyn has made it the most economical and logical option. Otherwise just assume you will also fall victim to the divorce-rape 'im just not happy anymore' scam business model that females have perfected.

You are basically just hedging your risks this way and your kids will end up better off as a result.

if you're going to be this autistic about it, import a christian asian from japan or some shit, they care more about their kids than themselves and won't rock the boat, even if you sleep around on her

Why does she look like her face is slowly melting

Even foreign women become acclimated and Americanized after only a year or two.

Once they have citizenship/anchor baby status and realize they can clean you out, they will. This happens all the time and so many guys find this out the hard way.

You cannot win against a system that is rigged against you.

Years of drug and alcohol abuse is my bet

What if I find a rich girl and become a trophy husband?

Then do it nigger that is why you are becoming fit.

Saw him at a guitar shop once. His daughter is hot af

Divorce stats as a whole are skewed high by people who get multiple divorces. Assuming you're both college educated, are both over 25, and haven't been married before, your odds of getting divorced are pretty low.

sounds more like the guy is complete shit

if I was married to some depressed dickhead I would file for divorce as well

try not being a delusional sadfag

>2016
>Still wanting to have children
It's time to go on the vasectomy train boys. It's not that expensive and you can raw dog as many random sluts as your heart desires without risking pregnancy

um did you skip 8th grade sex ed?

You also have to consider the type of impulsive normie that gets married on a whim.

>WOOHOO IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT AT THAT BAR. I LOVE U BABY LETS GET MARRIED WOOOO

An intelligent, family-minded person who finds another family-minded person will be much less likely to divorce.

>all this anti-family talk
Completely convinced you guys are genetic failure and see no income opportunities to even facilitate having a big happy family..

THIS is your biological imperative, humans have one function: reproduce.

>Nah
enjoy your CRIPPLING. C R I P P L I NG depression in your late 40s until you die/kill yourself.

Sorry beta boy. Sex-ed didn't tell you about getting snipped and fearlessly cumming in dem tight teen sugar walls
>B-but STDs!
I wouldn't bang a chick who doesn't look clean. And of youre still a coward you could just ask

you're gross

But user. 99% of women are dumb whores who ride the Chad cock carrousel until theyre 30. Then they settle for a BETA until they cheat on him with Jamal. Then helllloooo alimony and chd support.

I'll be getting pussy well into my 50s. Enjoy being married to a fat miserable cow and having children who will suck your soul and finances dry

>tfw 25
>180cm
>70kg
>haven't lifted a finger since middle school track and field
>Virgin
>literally can't do 5 push ups

Is it too late for me to make it?

Naw, I get more ass than a toilet seat if that's what you mean ;)

no but if you don't get something going within the next 5 years, you're pretty fucked

If your woman is having kids it doesn't matter if she's below 30 she'll end up looking like shit anyway.

Women that eegain their shape after maternity are fucking unicorns and they need to be the following

-houswife
-married to a rich man who can afford to have the baby taken care for in her place while she exercises
-have the will to be in shape to keep her husband, that meeans the husband also has to be in shape to keep her on her toes about potential sloots trying to snatch hin

So when he turned 15 he didn't wanna see the black children anymore.

I've read the sticky but I haven't found the section of "where to start if you have literal muscular atrophy"

>99% of women are dumb whores who ride the Chad cock carrousel until theyre 30. Then they settle for a BETA until they cheat on him with Jamal. Then helllloooo alimony and chd support.
It bums me out how jaded you guys are sometimes. The world is out there for the taking but most of you would rather bitch about it.

a woman worth her salt will follow the guy's lead, if YOU stay healthy, keep up your workouts and count macros into your 40s, so will she

the stories you hear about woman ballooning up after marriage/children come from guys who bring hostess products and fast food from his dead-end job

Not him lad but the horror stories I see around me.

I don't believe the /pol/ r9k/ rhetoric except for this, western women have really fallen low.

too much scruff at 15. should just be light mustache and an edge of a beard.

same

it's like these kids base their entire lives off social media clickbait garbage and don't have any real-life frame of reference

for every horror story about relationships, there's 3 success stories

...

>4 daughters
Holy shit I would kill myself

If they told you 1 in 2 parachutes don't open qould you go skydiving?

Now think how many children are victims in all this and you can see how fucked up the situation is, don't look at your parents and their long marriage, that's a distant past.

still waiting for beige computer boxes/monitors to make a comeback senpai

I could link car accident statistics and make a similar point, don't live your life in fear, and if you take basic precautions your chances of hardship go down substantially

>where to start if you have literal muscular atrophy

How literal is your muscular atrophy? Let me tell you about my situation when I started lifting:

Undiagnosted T1D for a year made me lose weight until it hurt to sit because my ass wasn't fat enough to cushion my bones. I basically could only do school and sleep for the entire year. Biceps were almost as thin as my wrists by the end.

Then I got my blood sugar under control, and had to have my appendix removed several months later. Got pneumonia in the hospital as well. The doc said I wasn't allowed to lift anything > 20 lbs for any reason for a few months.

After that, I did shitty gym machines to get better, then started lifting for the first time ever with just the bar.

TL;DR start with the bar, if you can't do that start with bodyweight, if you can't do that, gym machines.

> but the sticky --

The sticky is for the average person. You may have to work up to it.

Kids are the ultimate gains goblins. If I were to have a kid now it would just fuck my shit up. I've got a career to advance in and travelling to do first.

Fuck that, for women 18-34 who get married, 40% get divorced WITHIN THE FIRST 5 YEARS.

more like

40% of woman marry beta losers because of their poor judgement and realize it was a gigantic mistake down the line

women having terrible judgement is not a meme, and the get attached extremely easily because some guy is giving her attention & commitment

don't be a beta loser and you'll be fine

Thanks, I've started doing bodyweight routines but some days I actually feel like I'm regressing instead of making progress towards average human status

Like there are days where I can't make 3 push ups

Sometimes in normal life I will hurt myself just stretching a bit trying to grab something, there are some positions that for most humans they would be trivial but I KNOW I'm going to hurt myself if I attempt to turn the wrong way for example.

i can imagine it's like that in america
>marry your highschool sweetheart
>impregnate her a few times because SEX IS BAD BEFORE MARRIAGE is the only sex ed you know
>join the army at age 19
>she sucks 10 nigger dicks while you're away for a few years
>divorce

The army stories are 100% true


In the airforce I had a coworker whose wife had fucked ALMOST every person he knew at the base, I'm not making this up, and they fucking had kids.

My girl at the time was close friends with his wife, I never had the heart of telling him.

Agreeing with My uncle married a woman, my aunt, and is a vp at some bank or something. After two kids, she is hot as hell in her 40s, but he's also very fit and active, and the two of them are into cooking healthy foods.

you dont know how true this is. my brother got cucked hard by his cunt bitch wife while he was in fucking Iraq risking his life fighting a fucking war.

how much more sacrifice can you ask for than putting your life on the line? and his reward was to get cucked and lost 80% of all his assets when he got home and she divorced him.

I dont know much about this cause I was just average when I started.

But wouldnt eating a shitload of protein, taking creatine and doing intense exercise for a month or two be enough to at least get to average-slightly above average ?

I just entered college at 25, I feel like when I'm done at 28, I need to hurry up and knock up some chick before I get too old.

>making shit up to try to push your philosophy rooted in being a poor human male

No disrespect but getting married at such a young age is so dumb. It's a bad habit in america and it contributes big time to the high divorce ratings.

Read the sticky faggot. All your answers are already there.

Also, two months isn't shit. If you want to make it, you need to realize it is a lifestyle change. It isn't something you just do for a few months and then you are all of a sudden leveled up to max level and are done forever and have eternal gains that you will never lose.

>quoting people with conflicting beliefs
>accusing them all of the same thing

shabbydabbydoo, user

Just gotta put the work in and eat. You'll be surprised how quickly you'll develop a base of strength. There's no magic trick. Pick a solid routine, stick to it, and eat like you are a fattie.

i didn't mean to quote but instead whatever bitch boi

>do intense exercise
>feel extremely burnt out
>instinctively slap myself on the cheeks to 'get a hold of myself'

is this autistic

I'm not asking for help I'm just saying you can go from anorexic to average pretty damn fast.

post 'cheeks' with timestamp so we can decide

My airforce buddy lost his wife to a guy she met on WoW.

kek

hahahaha

It's strange, I could imagine having a long term relationship, and I could imagine having a child, but never both simultaneously.

Ideally I'd just like to find a girl with the same interests I have and we'd just follow the things we're passionate about, but if that never happens, I may adopt in my 50s, educate him well from a young age, make sure he's physically active, give him the opportunities I never had.

you gotta make yourself a catch to keep a girl

successful career (good income)
good genetics (sorry manlets/facelets)
fatherly personality
not a selfish twat

basically the fact you're on Veeky Forums already excludes you from finding meaningful relationships

gonna teach him all about the decline of the west?

*tips menora*

Precisely, among other things, as well as starting his math and science education much younger than they do in American public schooling. It's really quite a travesty that grades 5-8 are just a massive waste of time.

Uk here, but yeah some years are simply wasted doing nothing.

Plz do. I love a girl with daddy issues

>It's really quite a travesty that grades 5-8 are just a massive waste of time.
Because western phylosophy = doing something > getting something done

We work for the sake of work.
Suffer for the sake of suffering.
Fight for the sake of fighting.
Fuck for the sake of fucking.
Eat for the sake of eating.
Love for the sake of loving.

All busy, all meaningless.

yeah tots, there's no reward in any of those things

it's not like we grow through adversity & pleasure or something

can you just smell the stinky vagina aroma from their home?
eeeeeeeew

>tfw would like kids but too many genetic problems in my family

I need to look up adoption someday. Maybe I can find my own Yotsuba

I feel like I might have strong Y, my dad is 3 for 3 with sons

You have a duty towards tens of generations before you to continue your line.

You didn't just pop out of nowhere.

>woosh

sauce on the artist?

Iktf op. I've been observing you from the shadows, and the swoler you get, the more I want to have children as well

Anyone else scared shitless that they'll be infertile?

I just wanna raise a son brehs

>infertile
>scared

All that free creampie action and you're complaining?

>literally being happy about being a genetic dead end because muh hedonism
kys

>being a slave to the natural impulses of reproduction ingrained in your genes

Might as well be a chimpanzee

what else are you going to do with your life lol

party until you're 60 and then kys?

Consider well the seed that gave you birth: you were not made to live as brutes, but to follow virtue and knowledge.

This user gets it.

Truly the greatest thing in life is to live virtuously and in the pursuit of knowledge.

sure, but why not pass that on to your children

also
>having & raising children isn't rewarding intellectually
kek

you know something is wrong with society when a 18yo is having to school 20sums on this shit