>Anyone else really autistic when its comes to eating dinner out?
Occasionally I take a portion of the meal with me when I leave, usually 1/4th of the dish. The first thing I do when I get home is dissolve out the fat in the food using an organic solvent, then estimate the nitrogen content by converting the food's proteins and other forms of organic nitrogen to ammonium borate followed by HCL titration to get quantitative data, then I multiple the N content by a protein factor to roughly estimate the protein content.
Then I will estimate the fiber content via the removal of starch and proteins from defatted food samples via the use of thermo-stable alpha-amylase, protease, and amyloglucosidase.
I will then assume that everything else that is left is non-fiber CHOs.
Then I multiple everything by 4 to get an idea of total macros I ate, just to be sure I call the company afterwards to compare results...They usually hang up on me.....all my friends think I am weird when I do this.
I'm autistic about macros when I eat at home so I can go nuts when I eat out. Don't go full autist.
Hunter Walker
My fucking sides
Nicholas Walker
If you do all of the tests on 1/4 of the meal then why would you multiply by 4 for the total macros ingested?
Tyler Nelson
like then you aren't serious
Jaxon Morales
is sipping on syrup good for bulking?
Charles Bailey
>Then I multiple everything by 4 to get an idea of total macros I ate This is where you fucked up your story, you eat 3/4s of the meal, then dissolved 1/4, so you should only multiply by 3, retard.
Colton Carter
Fucking DYEL never going to make it. Just put the meal in My Fitness Pal.
Chase Smith
He's multiplying the protein and carbohydrates by 4. 1 gram of protein or carb is 4 calories. Do you basketball Americans even know about middle school healyh/nutrition?
Juan Rodriguez
>not measuring to 355.00g >ishiggilydigglydiddly.wav
Hunter Ward
You are testing the macros of 1/4th slice of pizza. What would you multiply by to get the macros of the entire pizza? If you say 3 we gonna have a problem sempai.
Angel Morales
did you graduate HS?
Luis Young
I have a PhD in Applied Gender Studies you redneck fuck.
Noah Phillips
No fucking way.
Here is a pizza with four slices > 12 > 34
He eats slices 2, 3 and 4. He measures the macros in slice 1, destroying it in the process. He should multiply the macros that were in slice 1 by 3 to get the macros in slices 2, 3, and 4.
Eli Collins
>all this fucking rednecks asking why op multiplied by 4 >yfw you share a banana trading market with these people
Lincoln Ross
Did you, retard?
Alexander Gomez
It is inferred he tries to get the total macros and calories of the restaurant's serving size. Not just the total of what he ate. That is why he calls them to compare results.
Adam Fisher
> Then I multiple everything by 4 to get an idea of total macros I ate try harder faggot
Xavier Jones
The only thing to infer here is that you're a retard that can't read. >an idea of total macros I ate
Josiah Cooper
>He fell for the vegan meme...
Connor Williams
I'm only vegan by accident
Easton Martinez
you only ate 3/4 so by multiplying by 4 you overestimated your caloric intake
