/roids/

Damn. I was hoping to ask from some advice bro could I possibly email you?

In for Canary getting with ESTPeen

Guys, I'll have to get jaw surgery soon, how long after that can I start roiding again? I've been of for a while now, but life is so boring and mundane in low-test mode, I don't know how much longer I can hold it...

gibe steron bf

>never had arm days before
>start my first cycle
>now seems like a great time to blast arms and make some significant arm gains
>cant have an arm day because my elbows are fucked

im sure this gets asked all the time but... sauce?

I got you bb. Pls don't be trap

>Pls don't be trap
uh..

I apologize. You know who you should try? Talk up my boy Manlet gains. He'd love some boi pussi

...

Is she 15?

yea

Kek
You seedy bastard

seeing her in 2 weeks again :D

Do her parents know tho?

don't you have someone that isn't a manlet?

crashed estro with 20mg nolva ED and 20mg asin EoD

stop for a week or two?
or continue with nolva but lower asin to 10mg or start taking it E3D @ 20mg instead?

>1g test
>60mg dbol
>60mg drol

her mom knows that I exist, but not the extend to which we're involved.

pics pls, face optional

is she qt?

I'll be in and out, lemme know

Getting there. Still not happy with my body but eh

Haha fucking hell cunt you're living the seediest dream

fine,,,

her older sister is hella on my case

pls

That crashed your estrogen? Really?

what a stupid fucking question

oh she is qt, i approve

new tindergirl?

>oh she is qt, i approve
:)

>new tindergirl?
nope, thats tfw gf

well judging from the symptoms it seems like it, i doubt its the sides from the anadrol

well give me an answer if the question is so fucking stupid then

how do i ask the young roided up asian to be my lifting bro?

break the ice with a tender kiss on his penis, then you can ask

Wow wtf. I'm on my first cycle. With sdrol kickstart. I literally just got a forearm pump from jacking it. LMAO.

Welcome to sdrol

>plz respond

hey /fraud/,

I've finally got my shyt diet under control and slowly am becoming less of a fatass.

I'm at 20% bf now. I don't want to lose all of my fat man muscle while cutting. What should I take for my first cycle? I've read test-e a lot.

tl;dr what should babbies first cut cycle be?

>her older sister
But why not go for the older sister?

we're not docters gzuz

roids shouldn't impede recovery anyway just yolo

>But why not go for the older sister?
gf is better in everyway almost

200mg test e/week + psmf. Cut until 8% bf then bulk and blast

I see, plus I suppose she will be younger for longer, amirite? :^)

> I see, plus I suppose she will be younger for longer, amirite? :^)

that too :s

ffffff miss her now

>what should i take for my first cycle?

try Lifting

So I just ordered some generic liquid clen. I had assumed it was for oral use but the seller had included a syringe in the package which got me confused. The bottle has one of them glass tube things for sucking up liquid, but it doesn't have any marked scale on it. Maybe the syringe was included as a substitute so I can actually get the right amount.
I mean, It's not like you could reuse one single syringe had it been an actual injectable.

Can I swallow this shit without first getting confirmation?

>ywn have huge roided bf impregnate and protect u

>Maybe the syringe was included as a substitute so I can actually get the right amount.
I have done that

>Can I swallow this shit without first getting confirmation?
I believe so

thx brah

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guys, can steroids be tracked in the urin test from cops?

i just got pulled over and they they did an urin test on me because appereantly i looked high, everything was negative though.

Can steroids be tracked with a simple urin test? If yes in which catergory would they even fall in?

I planned to start my next cycle in 2 weeks so im really curious.

I can try and impregnate you, p sure my sperm is kill tho

>guys, can steroids be tracked in the urin test from cops?
no

What's the craziest you ever yolo'ed?

how is a boldenone(equipose) only cycle?
like 14 weeks 600mg.

Will it shutdown, or shutdown test only a bit?
Will I lose fat?

>What's the craziest you ever yolo'ed?
In what regard?

>how is a boldenone(equipose) only cycle?
no that good for our purposes

Mmmm... Steroids. I wanna see if u live up to ur name.

>Mmmm... Steroids
can't remember all my doses and shit but
p sure I have gone for 6+ months on tren without test.

did like 3 months sdrol solo too.

not really that /yolo/ but ya
promise I'll be better after I graduate and can afford yolo doses.

In4 when Is Fatlifts actually going to believe me when it comes to women?

I word for word told him that the 28 years old thing was 100% an excuse and had NOTHING to do with it. So why is he so shocked now that she's banged older?

On the one hand you say you're gonna listen to people with more experience, on the other you still get surprised every time we're right.

3ccs into my ass, virgin spot.
Hows the pip first time around boys

Depends mostly on how smooth the gear is desu

he smashed?

He tried to get date. Excuse from girl to say no from girl is "you're too old".

Turns out girl just smashed a dude nearly 20 years older than him.

FL now sad and buttflustered.

is that the jb8 that he liked?

Yes.

MH pls

>Yes.

he needs to unfuck his mind

easier said than done tho.

if you believe all girls are hard to get and mean, then you'll attract that vibe.

FL come to SA and we'll unfuck your mind bra

Okay so that was a shit first attempt
For some reason i ended up having to push the plunger downwards with the force of 1000 suns, unsure of why because its the same oil I've been using my whole cycle..
Ended up darting around like a fucking lunatic so im gonna be walking around like ive shat myself tomorrow undoubtedly..

you guys hear that chems back? just saw his post on leddit

ya

get a thicker needle i.e. 21-23g

I hope he's well

Pinning using a 23, every single injection to date has been smooth, come to think of it i just opened a new vial of test, im assuming its that

unsurprisingly, his test completely crashed, and he says that he looks and feels natty.
...I give him 2 months

2 months for what

>tfw no human contact besides my parents for 2 months

Well, he was on 2+ grams of basically everything for as long as I can remember

can you ever get too much of protein?

been working out, taking weight gainer and whey protein. alongside of eating a fuckton of chicken and tuna

Fuck off retard you are not even giving concrete numbers

You are probably not even on gear "taking weoght gainers" wtf? Kill yourself

him being back to normal again, with the way it went after he got rhabdo

That's quite an accomplishment how did you pull that off.

What length needle should I use to pin IM? 1 1/2?

So did she finally send pics of her pegina?

>can you ever get too much of protein?
well yeah

Brehs this trensomnia is killing me

Welcome to the fucking show

All the boob jobs in the world couldn't give me enough tits to sate canary kek

>tfw too infatuated with coach to be an actual slut

It's too late senpai, my degeneracy is

....

..

Still pretty degenerate kek

Fuck I woke up feeling like shit this morning. I wonder if you can buy IV equipment off amazon and just sleep with a hydrating drip....

An IV or one of pic related

Wew I'm not opening that can of worms

One of these things is waaay less work than the other

How many leftover biscuit sandwiches have you made?

What?

Didn't you say you made like 11lbs of brisket on the 4th? Sorry the auto correct got my first post.

Oh haha. I was confused. For some reason i imagined having a surplus of breakfast biscuits that someone was making lunch sandwiches with. Yeah, 13 lb brisket. Just been eating it by itself. I'm only doing carbs in the morning via Greek yogurt, so no bread for me

Why is this general now filled with pussy whipped betas trying to woo a degenerate heroin junkie?

So much for some nudes while you can watch porn instead. Shame on all of you thirsty niggers.

And shame on the junkie for shitting up the board. You started nice and innocent and ended up a slut.

Nice. I am having some kinda cookout thing at work today. Hopefully it's not a bunch of pizza and garbage and there is something I can actually eat.

Nice! I always enjoy when work buys food for us, but yeah, sometimes they just get pizza and shit I won't touch. Everyone brings something on thanksgiving though, i always destroy the meats. I bring 2 sweet potato casseroles so no one cares

You're the only one talking about it in this thread