Doctor said "don't eat oatmeal". So what should I eat. Mashed potatoes, yogurt..?

Doctor said "don't eat oatmeal". So what should I eat. Mashed potatoes, yogurt..?

>Doctor said "don't eat oatmeal".
I'm calling bull shit.

And he did not bother to explain why that?

You lose your the Russians by the way. Mock me all you want but it's not going to stop them from kicking your shit in

:)

Have a wonderful day bro

Because "it's too thick and hard, eat semolina porridge" but I hate semolina!

Eat your doctor then return to the oats.

>oatmeal too hard
you don't even need to chew oatmeal you can eat it in one bite user.
Maybe he meant oats.

If it's "too thick and hard", just put it in a blender you sad, little retard.

Your mom said my dick was "too thick and hard" too, that didn't stop her from going to town

Does he also claim that masturbation impairs eyesight?

>Your mom said my dick was "too thick and hard"
did you put it in a blender?

Dude chewing is good for you. Not chewing is what gives us our proliferation of modern day chinless wonders.

God damn it, I spat chocolate all over my screen.

Did he at least give you a reason why? A doctor wouldn't just say something random like that out of context. Do you have IBS or something?

I know this is b8 but.

I put my oats it a blender with water until it looks like a slushy, I then poor it into a bowel and microwave until it turns into a thicker paste.

I like the texture and this is why I eat it like this.

>poor it into a bowel

You can make soft pancakes out of oatmeal you fucking faggot.

what you didn't know that's what they were talking about with squats and oats?

it's a pretty nice combination of the two.

They're right next to Hawaii by the way ;)

Are you eating fucking raw oats?

WTF if you cook them they are soft

Add more water or milk to your oatmeal so it's watery instead of thick
Problem solved

You get your wisdom teeth out OP?

You know the answer to that question. Did you get raped for that car you're driving. Who did you sick for that job you have now

:)

Blend them up to make oat flour, then mix it in a protein shake

>complete drinkable meal