So is Dan bilzerian the ultimate alpha male? He has achieved everything Veeky Forums wants

So is Dan bilzerian the ultimate alpha male? He has achieved everything Veeky Forums wants
>He lifts

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He's 5'7", pays women to hang out with him, failed Navy SEAL training and once paid $1M for a bit part in a shitty second rate Hollywood movie. Not to mention his lifestyle is only possible because of his criminal father's exploits.

He's the consummate beta male.

He bought everything he has with his rich daddy's money
Not very alpha, much as he tries to show off otherwise

to be honest I know a bunch of Veeky Forums faggots are going to hate, but I wish my life was like Dan Bilzerian's. He's got the perfect like

>Rich
>Does whatever the fuck he wants
>Bangs hot girls all the time and doesn't give a fuck

I know some of you are already typing
>But those girls are only with him for his money! He pays them to be with him! He's insecure!

Get real guys. Honestly, are you fucking 15 or something? Do you think you'll ever even TALK to the calibre of girls this guy is fucking every single day? even your AVERAGE AS FUCK girlfriend is only with you because you're the hottest guy that hit on her, not because she "cares" about you or likes your fucking retarded meme spouting personality.

Would honestly trade my entire life just so I could spend a week in this guy's shoes. The only criticism that I can think is that he inherited most of his fortune and didn't earn it. But who cares desu.

I bet behind that beard lies a weak, undersized chin that he's insecure about. He's also like 5'7

>tfw literally every problem I have would be solved by being rich

I wish I was rich and could spend my days doing fuck all. That's about the only thing I envy about him.

>implying theres problems that can't be fixed with money

>Does whatever the fuck he wants

You realize that the underlying reason for his constant showing out and flaunting of weath is massive insecurity and need for approval, right?

Not very alpha imo.

Dude who gives a fuck what anyone considers "alpha" or "beta".

I'd rather live his life and be the biggest beta on the planet than be an alpha in my current life.

Who cares if he needs approval. He can have it. IMO his life is perfect. Would literally kill my family for his life senpai. Not even memeing.

Are those ab implants?

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post a "good" pic of him. if that's his best, than he looks like shit and is 2/10 alpha male

Before lifting, I was basically autistic.

After lifting, basically autistic.

If I had money, I'd probably still be autistic.

>Do you think you'll ever even TALK to the calibre of girls this guy is fucking every single day?
No. I don't talk to trashy whores trying to sniff out a lobster dinner.

The only thing you should admire is his ability to do whatever he wants. What you should not admire is the same freedom being wasted doing things without a purpose. Do you REALLY think he's a very content and happy person deep inside?

He's also had like 3 heart attacks and is only 35 years old. I mean just looking at that apart from everything else is a reason to not want to be him.

>No. I don't talk to trashy whores trying to sniff out a lobster dinner.

He's living the life but I wouldn't say he's an alpha at all as he hasn't really got anything apart from the money that was given to him

Because you are happy. Better unhappy and rich than unhappy and poor.

Behind every sharp beard lurks a dull jaw.

The story of how he got those heart attacks in it of itself is awesome.

4 days of doing hard drugs, travelling, drinking and fucking prostitutes. I wouldn't give a shit if I had 20 heart attacks and died as long as I lived like he did for even a week.

honestly, what's better - living to be a 120 years old, suffering and looking horrible AS FUCK for the last 40 years of your life, having a bunch of pains and wishing you were young again.

Or dropping dead when you're 50 after an amazing life of partying, fucking every type of whore imaginable, doing anything you wand and experiencing everything life has to offer? Fuck mate, I can't even imagine how delusional you have to be to think that his life isn't absolutely top tier.

>paying for third rate instagram whores

>alpha

>are you fucking 15 or something

the irony. when you're a little older maybe you'll realize that none of these things matters in terms of your personal long term happiness.

I'm 25 years old.

Life is literally garbage. Absolute trash. would kill myself if I could.

I'd give ANYTHING to live that kind of life.

>none of these things matters in terms of your personal long term happiness.

And what matters? Working your shitty 9-5, your average as fuck girlfriend, your one trip abroad a year, those fucking retarded kids you're probably going to have and living until you're 90, hating your life and wishing you were young again, constantly reminiscing about your 20's? Life is absolute shit.

and you think whoring around and doing drugs all the time is great fun?

You're right. I'm sure the 8 different women in every picture are all intellectualals who love Dan for his personality.

TFW sharp jawline
TFW people compliment me a lot about it
TFW never going to have to excessively trim a beard to have good looking facial structure

Yes.

Even if it's not for you - if you had his life you could do ANYTHING. fucking ANYTHING. you want.

>short
>has to pay escorts for attention
>failed navy seal
>failed poker career
>all of his money comes from his dad's illegal corporate raiding and tax evasion in the 80s
nah m8

If you want a woman who loves you for your personality you might as well kill yourself right now because that shit doesn't exist.

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>And what matters? Working your shitty 9-5, your average as fuck girlfriend, your one trip abroad a year, those fucking retarded kids you're probably going to have and living until you're 90, hating your life and wishing you were young again, constantly reminiscing about your 20's? Life is absolute shit.

What matters? Ask yourself what matters and do it. Not what your friends, parents or society expects or want you to do. This is EXTREMELY cliché but it's true. The life you mentioned is the typical normie life and first thing that pops into your mind, because it's socially conditioned to do so.

i'm a fat fuck with no job and i have a 7/10 gf purely because i once made her piss herself laughing. i also have a 8" dick so i guess that can't hurt

>Dan Bilzerian
>Anita Sarkeesian
>System of a Down
>Maddox
>The Kardashians

The Turks should've finished the job 2bh

if u cant even break out of the beta mindset after all this time being ridiculed here and on /r9k/ and /pol/ and wherever else you go you're not gonna make it

>I'm 25 years old.
>Life is literally garbage. Absolute trash. would kill myself if I could.
>I'd give ANYTHING to live that kind of life.

Then kill yourself and stop wasting oxygen.

>projecting this much.
Just enjoy life you dumb fuck, no point in being bitter

>even your AVERAGE AS FUCK girlfriend
Joke's on you...
;_;

Time to leave homobot shitposter.

>under 6'0
>alpha
Nope. It's why people even laugh at vladimir putin. He tries so hard with his hunting and exercising PR photos.

Yeah. That's what I'm saying- Fuck all that shit. I just want a life like this faggot has. Literally living the fucking dream. Honestly not even memeing I would genocide an entire population to live his life.

exactly. You're happy about your fucking 7/10 girlfriend that attractive guys can fuck whenever they fee like it - but for you it's an accomplishment. And I guarantee you, you're bumping her up. She's probably a 5-6/10 AVERAGE AS FUCK girl that's not overweight and is automatically a 7/10 for you.

Fuck man. I wouldn't marry a girl who wasn't a 10/10. I know I'm going to be alone for the rest of my life, but fuck it. Fuck these hoes man.

nah man, ur just a sad cunt
enjoy ur shit life famo

This
He's like a teenagers idea of what a successful alpha male is. Paying for sex or women in general, having heart attacks, and not being famous for anything other than doing dumb shit on instagram and living off of other peoples success (ill gotten as well mind you, but that's a different opinion all together) makes him inherently a beta trying to fill an alpha's shoes.

Plus he's short.

>HURR DURR MUH ALPHA MINDSET I ONLY CARE ABOUT LIFTING AND READING BOOKS HURRRR HURRR

fuck off you retarded fucks. Your life is GARBAGE, just like mine. Just because you condition yourself to accept it doesn't make it any less true.

And if any of you are deluding yourself thinking "I'll be like Dan when I'm my late 20's" -- FUCKING GET REAL. AT BEST, you'll reach 10% of his wealth when you're like 60. Fuck off with this retarded meme shit.

>I wouldn't marry a girl who wasn't a 10/10
>fuck these hoes

ITT:

>People defend Dan to troll
>Infinite bait swallowing

>projecting this much
holy shit lmao

Who gives a fuck what's alpha and beta? Give me his life and call me beta all you want. I'd rather be a beta and have his life than be an alpha.

>Yeah. That's what I'm saying- Fuck all that shit. I just want a life like this faggot has.

but you completely missed my point. he does nothing of value, to himself or to society. he can't possibly feel content and happy about himself, it's impossible.

better to admire poor people that wake up and do the things that they love than a rich guy literally drinking and snorting (and probably fucking) his life away.

I'd rather drink, snort and fuck my life away than slave away my entire life doing something I "Love".

Get real you faggot. No matter how much you "love" something, 50 years of doing it is going to suck the life out of you. For what? For society? He's living for himself.

>money is everything
WEW lad it's like you haven't even reached step one of the master plan yet
my best friend killed himself at age 19 and he had over $32m net worth after his grandfather died and left everything to him
why do you think rich people do stupid retarded shit all the time? if money is your end goal good luck

the cars, boats, houses, paid escorts and cocaine will still leave you unsatisfied, believe me, i've been there

>yeah senpai i'd rather be dan bilzerian than einstein or some shit haha
well good thing you're going to be neither!

I'd rather be rich and unhappy than poor and unhappy

Literally every problem in my life would be solved if you gave me like £2 million. Everything.

hope u find a way to find that £2m then
i really wish all of my problems were absolutely money related

^^
Stop replying to this sack of shit.
He just wants attention

>paying std-ridden escorts to have sex w him
>if he doesn't pay them, they're just std-ridden instagram attention whores or std-ridden 'socialites'
>his 'obscene amount of money' he got it from his corporate raider daddy
>shit at poker

Yeah, alpha as phuck

>UR LYFE IS GARBAGE WITHOUT TONSA DOUGH
Get a hobby, you pathetic cunt.

If your life's worth can only be measured in your ability to purchase shit, then you literally don't have a life.

This is what happens when everyone gets a trophy and told their special

>he's 5'7
NUH-UH
HE'S TALLER
HE SAID SO
HE'S TOTALLY SECURE ABOUT HIS NON-MANLET HEIGHT
gq-magazine.co.uk/article/dan-bilzerian-sizeable-update-2-and-a-half-inches

Naa he is lying, he is really 5'7 this just shows how insecure he really is, lying about his height

>implying Fronk isn't the better spoiled rich kid

I honestly don't know why anyone would idolize Bilzerian. Frank looks much better.

i bet you will regret taking you last breath at age 40.

BUT MUH DRUGS

I'm pretty sure he made it through BUD/S, dude got dropped from the training afterwards because of personality issues. That tells you a lot about a person.

now look, having his money would be nice, but I wouldn't want to have his childish mentality
>look at me, I'm hit shit I bang bitches and shoot guns, so manly huehue
yea, nah... I'd rather have quiet monogamous life, fucking different chicks all the time is boring after a while.

if you were alpha, you'd find the way to get the money you colossal faggot...

it must kill him to know that he cant actually fuck 10/10s

its just a stream of paid for 7/10s

he KNOWS he cant get the top tier of girls, even with infinite money.

I met him. I know what gym he goes to.

if you're so unhappy with your life, then either end it or change something you fucking useless cunt, beta is the state of mind.

fronk is better in every aspect

>Asian
I'd rather be Dan, even with the risk of heart attack.

>bowflex

he washed out twice due to injury or something, then made it through and they just said no and washed him out lmao

God damn, this site really can ruin a young man's mind

Not going to defend the shit bag that is Dan Bilzerian but I would do terrible things to have his money.

It's not about being able to purchase a bunch of useless shit or buy sluts with daddy issues. It's the fact that I'd be able to do whatever the fuck I want with my life.

Man I'd love to travel around the entire fucking world to meet tons of people and trying out tons of different food. I'd love to just say fuck it, get onto a boat and float away for a few days just to read, draw or work on my own projects. Hell it would be nice to just wake up at 10:30am on a Wednesday, say fuck it and nap an hour more and then jog around the city.

But no. Instead I need to wake up at fucking 7:30am to go sit in an office with a bunch of people I don't really care about, and some that I would straight up punch in the face, to work for some asshole who has no fucking idea what he's doing but he wants his third Tesla just so I can pay rent, my gym membership and go out to chill with some friends, but not too late on weekdays of course otherwise I'll be in a pissy mood in the morning and won't tolerate the fatties with the fat logic or the feminists that are complaining that there aren't enough women programmers while they themselves have no fucking degree in anything and despite being QA they spend 8 hours a day on tumblr and act surprised when bugs slip by them.

This thread gives me massive existential anxiety fuck you guys I know my life is shit and it's always gonna be shit why you gotta rub it in?

I shudder thinking about the day the feminists finally succeed in shoehorning more terrible females into software

my limited experience has been terrible, triggered

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kys

This. He isn't alpha, but he isn't a loser either. Even if it's just because of his inheritance, he still has a nice life.

There are always the tardy who say money isn't everything. The truth is that wealth and power are important, they only say it isn't because they can't deal with the fact that they will never be rich. It's just sour grapes. They'll say pseudo deep, mystic crap about enlightenment or happiness or whatever, but they aren't enlightened. They still have to argue with strangers online to justify to themselves their place in life.

Although to a certain extent they are right. Being rich wouldn't make them happy. They won't ever be happy. They may fool themselves into thinking they are fulfilled, but they can only stay "fulfilled" so long as they stick to their regiment of reinforcement and ignoring people who are doing better than them. No, they will never be happy. The truth is the only happy people are those who have the ability to accomplish anything they want on whim. Being rich is a requirement for that. There have probably been less than 1000 truly happy people in human history.

Gee Dan, I didn't know you browsed Veeky Forums

Kek, triggered the betas. Have fun waiting for the relationship Hollywood sold to you to finally come about boys.