There it is Veeky Forums, the answer to everything. Reminder that you're never gonna make it unless you /fraud/ to achieve all of the above
What women want
>he thinks cheating gets those results
you don't need /fraud/ to achieve literally any of those
because you refuse to count calories and lift on a regular basis and will never have that ass or body, those who do didn't achieve though hard work?
pffft people like you suck
the first picture has pretty much his entire body in it. Maybe replace picture 3 with his wallet and this would be more accurate.
Top left is the only who's even close to being out of DYEL-mode. Even then, it's like a year of work (and not being a fat ass to start)
>implying you need roids to get any of that
seriously my ass looks better than my girlfriend's and I only squat 200 lbs
nice forearms are kind of a pain to get though, yeah, and you're screwed unless you've got FACE, HEIGHT and FRAME ofc as well
>I need to fraud to shave my face
Damn steroids helping with all kinds of life gains.
I wonder if they can help me walk my dog.
i want to fuck those asses so bad
I was thinking the same fucking thing
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Getting baited this hard
Never change /fit
To achieve body in top left though is that just a good diet?
>face
>torso
>back
>arms
So, you're telling me women like men?
>tfw my ass it like that
notice how a dick isn't one of the 4 things?
who fucking cares what women want
what do YOU want
I want to fuck your tiny little boipusc
Pretty much. Lift regularly, do cardio when needed and don't eat like an idiot and you'll look like that in a year or two natty (or ~6 months on gear)
not into dudes
regardless if you do things for girls only you are no better than a pet begging for a cookie (or pussy)
on the contrary if you're really really ridiculously good looking women flock to you even if you're poor. you might even catch a sugar mama.
pics pls
But I've already got a good jaw and veiny arms
I agree with
Lol no.
>eyes
>face
>status
>money
>tfw you're banging a trophy wife and she buys you things with her husband's money
>Bottom right
I can never achieve a jawline though
I always forget to isolate the glutes man, fuck.
>shoot selfies every now and then to check up on face
>face looks like male model tier in some rooms, lightings and times of the day but also looks like literal dog shit in other lightings
What gives?
>the body you THINK roids will give you
>have 3/4
>tfw manlet though
>the body roids ACTUALLY gives you (because you have no discipline to cut and you're a pale, balding faggot)
Perfect
forearms over biceps?
roids will make me white?
I'm going to start a cycle immediately
I don't like his chest. It looks a bit odd to me
>pic 1
the abs? The lats? The traps? The shoulders? The fuck is this reffering to?
>pic 2
Literally just have an ass, if you're wearing pants and aren't overweight your assistance will look like that
>pic 3
Why specifically forearm veins? Most chicks I know say veins are weird anyways, pretty sure it's just a guy thing to mire em
>pic 4
Fair enough, strong jawline is cool, but is it really more important than the rest of the face?
Tldr: faggot shit this is
You forgot to tip m'lord.
Rom dead
You are just mad cause you have none of those
>jaw looks like pic 4 when working out
>goes back to shit after i lose my face pump
How do i make jaw gains permenant?
from personal experience
>girls ogle body at the beach
>get catcalled walking to the bus because of j00cy squat booty
>girls smack ass at parties
>girls staring at forearms as you take notes
>girls running their fingers down your forearm veins after sex
jawline explains itself
Toppest zozz of the day goes to
Lmfao buddy. I studied jurisprudence at Oxford on a fucking scholarship, lift heavier than you, am better looking than you and play a wide variety of instruments and sports as well as speaking several languages fluently. I am considering a tattoo.
I can guarantee with absolute certainty that you're a vainglorious prick with very little actual value as a person who places his illusory code of ethics above personal satisfaction and that's almost as sad as how beta you are.
Forgot the dick and the face (not just the jaw matters) and the height.
>that last green text
I SO KNOW THAT FEEL. IM GLAD SOMEONE ELSE CAN SHARE MY FEELS.
>tfw jawlet
I should just end it all
You fucking forgot to say no homo....
I look like an ugly version of this guy
>forgot xDDDD
have you tried just being urself bro?
I have all of these things within 6 months natty
all the homo
Try being a jawlet and a chinlet. The bottom half of my face is the shape of an egg. Ain't no lifting that can fix that.
>tfw all 4 and natty as fuck
feels good man. there should be a height requirement though
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Do they want BBC on the television, or are they happy so long as you get BBC1 on the car radio?
What if I want men to slap my ass instead? I'm sick of getting groped by 3/10's at the bar.