How fucked am i if i stutter like an autist on a first date?

How fucked am i if i stutter like an autist on a first date?

Own it. Own your faults and flaws.

>28, going on 29
>never had a first date

not really fucked

Just nerves. Its worrying so much about becoming autist that will make you autist

I've had it since i was 3, i tried everything to solve it but it's gotten so bad that i literally sound autistic while speaking.
>h-hha haa h-how are y-yo y-you d-doing tood-day?
iktfb just got my first date yesterday at 22, and i fucked it up. Big time

>iktfb just got my first date yesterday at 22, and i fucked it up. Big time


What did you do? Greentext?

Not at all, in this day and age, the girl will be a worse autist than you, considering they never communicate in any other form than texting.

I suck at green texting but whatever
>go to date with 7/10 asian qt 3.14
>never really asked her out speaking just texted her a couple of times and shit
>go to decent restaurant downtown
>say hi and go sit inside
>waiter comes asking for our orders
>"What are you ordering today sir"
>I stutter like a motherfucker
>"aaa-aah i'd li l-like chhhickken pa pa parrrmesan pplease"
>date looks at me weirdly asking "are you alright"
>"yyyeah i'm just k'kinda tirred to today"
>sit in complete silence til our meals arrive
>food arrives, she tries to start a conversation asking about what she did in the past week
>Then she asks "So how\s your week going so far?'
> I answer while chewing and i end up stuttering and spitting the food on her by accident
> say "ssssorry, exxxc-use me i n-need to use the bathro-oom"
> Rush to the bathroom
> wash my face and sit there try to calm down for 5-10 minutes
> Come back to the table
> She\s gone and she paid the check
> mfw i fucked up

Kill me brehs

*Talking about what she did the past week

Probably fucked, but you can find girls that are cool with it. My gf is a dime and we joke about me being autistic all the time.

>autistic=/=beta

Being nervous is fine, all people get nervous especially on first dates and such

dude disregard thisI hadn't read your story yet... Please go see a speech therapist or something bro. You need to figure this shit out and be able to talk to women. It's ok to be a little awkward, but this is ridiculous.

I hope you're exaggerating how bad it was.
>sit in complete silence til our meals arrive
you couldn't have fucking said, "What kind of music do you like?" or anything?

I was too shy to say anything, I didn't want to stutter more than i had. and yes it's that bad, but unfortunately i can't afford a speech therapist atm so i'm pretty much fucked
Yeah, but i get waaay too nervous
I really hope i do, it sucks being a 22 kissless virgin desu

If you're like me then it's better if you are friends with a girl or know her a little better before you date. This calms the nerves.

FIND A WAY TO AFFORD ONE MAN
seriously work 3 jobs, do whatever it takes. you will feel so great when you overcome this shit and can land chicks. your lifts will get a lot better for sure.

I laughed too hard

kekeeeeeeeeee

strong second hand cringe reading this

fucking hell

now THIS is autism.

I haven't had a female friend since junior high, but my bros think im pretty cool although being prety autistic
I might work an extra shift or two desu, since im getting pretty pissed at this shit. It's really geting out of hand lately i can't even order my own food sometimes...

...

Screenshotted this tbqhwy familiga.

i wonder if they offer men the same thing

obviously not in the sense of feeling uncomfortable since in general you're not at risk of being threatened as a man, but as in they don't look like their pictures and it's all awkward

Could I go and ask Rachel or Jennifer for a date?

Depends. Are you an autist or an Autiste?

Well, look on the brightside user. Atleast you are not a racemixing degenerate.

Think of the terrible happa offspring you would have had but that you are now free of.

Well done lad.