Why do soccer players look so DYEL and unatheletic?

Why do soccer players look so DYEL and unatheletic?

I started watching EURO 2016 a few days ago.

they have no muscles and look just very skinny

why aren't they built well like football, basketball, baseball and hockey players?

Because its a sport that favours cardio and speed over power. Not much need to be strong for most players. Same reason marathon runners aren't jacked and sprinters are.

because soccer is a sport for wogs, sheilas and poofs

because you don't need to be very strong to play soccer, you need to run fast and be able to run for very long periods of time

there are 3 swaps per game which leaves 7 players (goalie is naturally less intense) running for the full 90 minutes plus discount

soccer is also much less explosive than bball or football

i'm not saying it wouldn't help for them to be big and strong but they don't need to be. cardio and explosiveness is way more important.

>mfw watching iceland vs italy and every italian "man" is noticeably shorter than every icelander

If you had decided to think for five seconds, the answer would have come to you.

The reason is that playing soccer does not require physical strength and girthy musculature. You just need cardio and to be dexterous with your legs

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brb posting proper football players

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he has a good core and legs, and dyel arms/shoulders/chest

I met dragba in person. Nugget is enormous compared to your average soccer player, he looks more like an NFL player honestly.

you've been browsing Veeky Forums too much

>and dyel arms/shoulders/chest
post yours eh

literally pure functional strength

not that guy but ronaldo does have a horrible physique

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

If you get too big you wont have the agility and dexterity needed to play.

That said most elite football players are in peak physical condition, only Veeky Forums mongs would say they're DYEL and have no muscles.

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skinny DYEL

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fat powerlifter detected

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you know that if fat powerlifters and skinny soccer players fought scuffles, fat powerlifters will rape soccer players?

That won't make up for your virginity.

You don't actually lift do you summerfriend?

and a boxer will destroy the fat powerlifter by virtue of being trained

>soccer

It's called football

Because football is all about speed and stamina, not power.

Yeah, and soccer players make millions and bang supermodels, while fat powerlifters masturbate to animu and shitpost on Veeky Forums.

Even if I was dyel as fuck, that wouldn't make my statement false.

I'm a 5'11 manlet, if that can help you to bring me down

Nice goal post moving dyel. Kek bye.

Italy haven't played Iceland, you spanner.

10 times better than yours though cunt

lel go kill yourself manlet, youll never make it

Post pics.
>inb4 you don't and call him a manlet again

>started watching EURO 2016 a few days ago
>days ago

its almost finals man

stats ? Weight ?

You mean France?

who is this pretty little slut

1m81 85 kg

200/135/245

wat ? French team is made of only nigs, who are not manlets like Italian/spanish/germans

>baseball
kek

ridiculous calves. bodybuilder like

I bet you squat low-bar.