Welcome to my gyms "Health Facts Board"

Welcome to my gyms "Health Facts Board"

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mfw I use carrots and onions as primary carb sources

i genuinely feel that advertising things that aren't backed up by science should be illegal and punishable by incarceration

Isn't celery the only legit one there?

Celery has a thermic percent of 8%. Meaning for a 6 calorie piece youll burn ~1 calorie eating it

Add *chocolate dohnuts* to the list, OP

>mfw I reward myself for eating watermelon with some ben and jerry's

They forgot to mention ice cream, because it's so cold that your body loses a lot of energy while it heats up! Science is so cool!

To be fair most of those are pretty low cal, however apples are fairly dense.

Holy fuck this is sad. inb4 watermelon becomes the new dnp for losing weight.

Have they never seen the calories in a bag of dried apples? That shit is full of calories.

"That just comes from the cinnamon and other stuff they out on them, user. Geeze, read a book or something"

Celery and water are the only legit ones

whoever did this needs to be gassed

celery is not a legit zero calorie food

Apples and beets contain a fair amount of calories.

Fucking brilliant marketing. Gotta keep them fatties fat. Makes the fit people at the gym feel better about themselves and keeps the fats coming back.

>2016
>not eating full lemons

Add
>Rocks
>Sand

Surely a woman wrote this

>energy to eat>calories contained
god damn dude your gym has broken the laws of thermodynamics, sick as fuck how do i get in?

>not eating fully activated lemons
And you say you wanna make it?

The handwriting is oddly masculine and feminine.

The flares and roundness in the loops would suggest a female writer who took their time.

Though the asymmetrical nature and sloppiness in the details would suggest something more masculine.

If i had to bet, i would bet on it being a man who took his time writing but has bad handwriting otherwise.

Yes because people can't be trusted to apply critical thinking and it's the job of government to protect them from themselves.

Fuck off socialist.

Mfw i can eat all the watermellonzzz

LEAVE THE UNIVERSE BEHIND COME ON

Nah I bet it was an unusually aggressive alpha fit-chick.

telling lies from a position of (assumed) authority/expertise is really fucked up.

Its a pseudo intellectual, Dr. Oz watching, rasberry ketone guzzling, skinny fat cunt.

Im a libertarian at heart but the pure stupidity of the majority worries me.

>apples
>beets
>0 cal