What's the best way to approach Veeky Forums girls? Pic related, I want a girl like Maroney

What's the best way to approach Veeky Forums girls? Pic related, I want a girl like Maroney.

they're just girls. approach the same way you would other girls of similar social status.

>sup cutie,working out?

These threads can't be real, they pop up every 1-2 hours, with slightly different wording and picture.

Are there like 20 of us on here, and just 1 or 2 of us are shitters? Like wtf is this?

You are the cancer killing this board.

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Yep, there it is. The immediate "bait" rebuttal that's so typical of you redditors. I expect your second bait image in short order.

Is Maroney the one on the right? Because she's the cute one.

yes

HNNNG

here is another for (you)

They're not. Just like how reddit has been hijacked (and many other online communities) Veeky Forums has been hijacked by shitposters to keep people from talking about:
-the holocaust being fake
-things that actually are true

The internet is full of retarded bullshit. There are companies out there that literally pay people to shitpost to disrupt online communities. Veeky Forums made too many waves (gamergate and such) so "oy vey the goyim know too much! Shut it down!"

Yeah she's a real qt. Shame about the boobs though.

hate to bump but what do you mean by "waves"?

Anyone ever approach girls in the gym? Tips or thoughts on it?

wrong board, /pol/

what about them? I think they're great

He means like too much noise, as in a disruptive force.

And holy fuck pick me up CIA I would shit all the posts for 60k a year. Imagine, 8 hours a day you do nothing but mud the waters.

>shills pop out of the woodwork immediately
Every time.

I've heard a lot of it (this is coming from a dude that has little experience in this realm) that a lot of it is gonna be based on a warm approach.

Like, you gotta see the chick on a regular basis at the gym. So, if sh only goes in the morning and you really wanna pound that ass you gotta make it a point to only go in the morning as well.

Then you drop a line (not verbatim of course) "If I'm gonna see you every day I may as well catch your name," and then carry on from there.

I'm literal autismo though, but figured I'd parrot what I've heard.

Don't know if this applies to anglo autists, but if you always go at the same time every day, and don't listen to music like an idiot, you'll make a lot of gymbros, and after she sees you entering the gym and saying hello to everyone (emphasize on being on good terms with everyone) you'll start having small chat each day, like "hi, rough day hu" she will surely answer cause everyone is in good mood at the gym. To that point i can help, then it's all on you

I'm no Casanova OP, because I have non-existent tolerance for attention seeking behaviour, which is all you get with women in a social setting that's based on alcohol, like bars/clubs, house parties and the like.

Unfortunately that's where you meet women most commonly, so work on getting a better social life I guess, rather than making just women the goal of your pursuits, concentrate on expanding your social circle to include people who work out and such, then naturally you will end up meeting more Veeky Forums birds.

I'm currently working on being less hostile towards women without being a beta orbiter who fuels the ego's of attention seeking whores, but it's rough.

Have a 10 inch dick made of chocolate that ejaculates money.

Look for biggest guy in the gym, kick his ass or out do him whichever is more fun to you get mired start hitting on bitches on benches as in be fucking tween benches show em how alpha you are.