Gains

>playing WoW (World of Warships)
>decide to piss off my housemate by going for a run
>"see you fattie"
>run 4 miles at a juicy pace
>flexing in the mirror of cars
>finish
>return hungry af panting
>open fridge door and see this

What do Veeky Forums?

When I drink, I only drink skinny girl.

Haha gaaayRun back to the store and pick up a whole cooked chicken and have one or two beers with it

Drink some water because beer isn't refreshing at all. Not to mention that shit in your fridge doesn't even taste good.

You're just not comfortable with yourself to drink skinny girl, that's alright.

>fridge full of piss

Call your housemate out on his unhealthy fetish.

Enjoy a Yuengling, the true patrician beer.

>being tempted
>by piss water
being drunk isn't even fun, the fuck is wrong with you subhumans?

return them all and get shocktop: lemon shandy instead

Do you live in PA/NJ

That fridge looks like my fridge

>not leinie's grapefruit

Poor form lad

Not op but I live near Pottsville it's my duty to support the local economy.

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Grapefruit shandy isn't that good tho.

I really like leinen's summer shandy. Delicious.

God Bless you, true American

Honeyweiss or get out. MN reporting.

bro I also play world of warships

Actually they've studied hydration index of different beverages and beer is only slightly less hydrating than water (10% less hydrating per volume).

Until you factor in the alcohol, which causes dehydration. Not initially, but over time.

ayy MN here too. personally prefer Schells to Leinenkugel's.

Drink up, faggot. A few beers won't turn you into your housemate. In fact it will probably just make him jelly that you can drink and be fit as fuck

>yuengling not tasting good

Nigger are you one of those ipa loving by-males? I swear...

west coast IPA is kind of a chest grower, bruv. Whilst everyone else is focused on making drinkable beer, that lot compete for the highest IBU.

>focusing on IBU instead of ABV
Enjoy your 'fancy' beer, 'fancy'man

>beer
>refreshing
>ever

Hahaha

I know ipas are overdone but you're just being a hipster about it.

The cool thing now is sours and yes my tastes are superior to yours.

>I have gotten in a fist fight over sours before

sink the lot

TIME TO GET CRUNK LIL' NIGGA, YOU EARNED IT F A M

piss in the sour cream

>I'll fight you over the beer you drink
Daim, youssa so skerry bra. Plz dun hurted meh

Berry weis master race reporting in

Hey, whoa, reread buddy, I was shit-talking the IBU fixation.

Oh good, I'm a little too drunk to notice, but my bad, good sir. I retract the comment where I implied you're a faggot.
High-yah five-ah!

Being drunk isn't fun? I guess you would need friends for it to be fun. You'll make it one day champ.

It takes me 8 beers to get drunk.