This guy slaps your ass at the gym

no ones ever mired me or said i look good in any capacity or form
i have a cousin and growin up everyone always called him handsome and cute.

i know i look like shit but can't you even say i've got a nice shirt on? ;_;

>6KB

seriously hunty

I'd smell the fuck out of his ballsack.

The guy is a total bitch bottom
He'd most likely grope your dick instead

c-can you guess my squat max?

let my pussy get all drippy

That's sad, user. Here, have a (you) and a kitty

Tell him I'm the boss of this gym.

Awesome.

>Implying he'll grope yours
Ahahaha

Seriously how many fags are on fit? Not tranny chasers or anything like that. But actual faggots that like men and manly physiques.

Lets take a running tally

I challenge you!

>zubat go!

>only ever get fucking zubats in pomemon go.

>What do you do?
Whip around and punch him square in the nose without even thinking about it.
>attacking me from behind, BAD IDEA, invoking my reflexes like that
Then of course It's On, no stopping it, so since IRL there are no rules, I grab the nearest blunt object and start hitting him with it, preferably in the head, until he goes down. ***END OF STORY***

...

Looks like theres only one

Let out a little squeek and then blush hard.
Later find him and whisper in his ear to fuck my boipucci.

My former oneitis told me she's had erotic dreams involving me. Not going to have sex with her though. If she didnt want me at my worst she can't have me at my best.

Lots of guys are on my dick this week. It's pretty great.

feel flattered he finds me attractive and suck his dick

>If you don't want to have sex with me when I haven't bathed for a weekend and am covered in dried salsa, you can't have sex with me when I take a shower, slut

You should kill him afterwards because he looks dangerously turkish, desu. Can't have him bakabassying any of our twinks. They belong to the white man.

Probably at least 25-30 posters
Lots of justinposting here, who is the patron saint of THICC

Only 33% of Veeky Forums is fully straight
The rest fall somewhere in the spectrum, there was a poll proving it

*reach my katana*
So that's how's it's going to be, huh.
*my glasses reflect the light and hide the cold dead eyes of a killer*
HAVE THIS
*teleports behind him*

*drops bedora

My hand don't have butt

Tell him "cut weight, fatty, then you might get some"

The only thing I can do:

Slap his ass back.

Ηe's Italian, you were close.

We're probably like 20 fags around here.

Femboi-trap-tranny chasing disgusting biscum are more than us, though.