How do I save my brother? I recently when to visit my parents while on leave and my brother has become a complete dick, thanks to the gym or 'Gym culture.
>He spends about 80% of his time on snapchat, which makes talking to him virtually impossible since he's just glued to the screen.
>He is a nightmare to go foodshopping with or for since he asks for the most retarded "LOL EAT BIG TO GET BIG" shit which costs a fortune for my parents.
>He constantly makes jabs at anything I eat and is generally a complete dick about everything fitness related (despite the fact I can outrun/out pace him).
>He idolizes any youtube cunt who makes videos and constantly takes anything they say as 100% fact.
>The only music he'll play is those vile motivational tracks of some hack talking about how you should never give up and crap.
>He's constantly flexing and just generally acting like he's in love with himself
How the fuck do I get back my old brother? This version is insufferable.
Carson Kelly
The memes will wear off eventually, Just give it time. Alternatively you could start lifting then challenge him to a lift-off to establish dominance and to determine the family alpha male
Ian Barnes
He's a teenager I'm guessing? eventually (hopefully) things will stop adding up, and he will break away from his retarded ways
or maybe they won't, at least your brother will be a Chad
Lincoln White
I hope they do
Yeah he's 17. This shit is really making me start to dislike him. He's just become one of those complete tools.
Colton Hall
>(despite the fact I can outrun/out pace him Cardio fags, lmao
David Lewis
kek, when will they learn?
Your brother sounds cool af tbqh famalam, you just sound like a jelly faggot
I'm also a younger brother who could absolutely demolish my older brother in a fight, fellsgoodman.jpg
Aaron Ortiz
I mentioned it because his main thing is to act like he's mega fit when all he does is lift. He gets worn out after about 5 minutes of running, yet is always making a big deal out of the way I train.
Well considering I'm in the Army, cardio is a pretty important part of my training, so naturally I focus on it.
Ayden King
>You may be significantly stronger than me but at least I can run away from you!
Kayden Lopez
A big part of my job is to literally be able to run long distances with my kit on...So naturally I train for that.
Lincoln Bennett
Liam is a faggot
Tyler Brown
This is what you do senpai!
>Go to a boxing club with brother >go up in the ring with brother >fuck him up for 13 rounds of 3 minutes with 50 sec breaks between rounds >afterwards tell him to stop being a faggot >??? >profit
Jaxson Anderson
Wtf does fit change f a m to senpai now?
Jack Bennett
wait until fall
Liam Gomez
>do this >get knocked out in 1 punch as a result of being a skele
Grayson Nguyen
yes nigger, ebonics are in violation of common decency
Ryder Ortiz
The only real way to fix this is to get bigger than him and act humbled than him
Dominic Sullivan
>>Younger brothers actually believe this
Noah Moore
>fit >now it's been a site-wide wordfilter for over a year now
Nathaniel Butler
>>Cardiovascular fitness isn't equally if not more important than muscular strength
Welcome to modernity. You may find it difficult adjusting from the pre-agrarian Stone Age you come from, but I think you'll like it here.
Jace Davis
nah breh I'm 30 and my bro is 35
He's a skinny-fat alcoholic cocaine snorting bartender, I'm a lean powerlifting software engineer who spends his days on Veeky Forums
he's 5'11" probably like 160-165
I'm 5'10" 180lbs 11% bf of pure fucking muscle
I would absolutely destroy my brother in a fight
Kevin Anderson
Yeah it's pretty funny. I have three younger brothers and all of them think they're hard as nails. None have ever beaten me in a boxing match yet still think they're hard shit. I think it's just younger brother syndrome. I'll even bet money that OP's bro is shorter than him also. Manlets love looking big but neglect any other form of workout. All my brothers can lift more than me but are worthless at anything other than 'pick up heavy thing, put down heavy thing'. Any decent human focuses on lifting and cardio.
>I can beat up an alcoholic drug addict. Nothing to really feel good about there. Most people could do that.
Leo Harris
I'm a younger brother and I've already beat my older brothers ass, its definitely possible senpai
Anthony Smith
he has a gun, I guarantee it you will lose and it will be bad for you
Gabriel Wood
younger brother here. I am also an alcoholic drug addict, btw. I just work out
Ayden Peterson
Lol all fighting sport are just cardio and bodyweight. If what OP says is true OP would win as long as his brother isn't >20kg heavier
Jason Carter
Well sorry I don't shitpost a lot so I wouldn't know when they started doing it