>can't be shorter than 5'5
>can't be chubby
>can't have a gut or FUPA
>can't be a slut
>has to have a pretty face WITHOUT makeup
>has to have big eyes
if they don't meet my standards I literally just fuck them and throw them out like trash.
>can't be shorter than 5'5
>can't be chubby
>can't have a gut or FUPA
>can't be a slut
>has to have a pretty face WITHOUT makeup
>has to have big eyes
if they don't meet my standards I literally just fuck them and throw them out like trash.
Must be a virgin, must marry me, must be 5'4'', musn't call the police when I smack her around, must wear what i say
i literally said none of that you fucking retard
You asked for my standards you paranoid weirdo
don't insult me, i'm hungover and don't have the ability to read correctly
My standards have gotten lower since i got fit, mostly due to very few girls around and extreme thirst
Right now i think id fuck any girl who is 6/10 or more who isnt fat or taller than 5'6''
if i wanted to insult you i wouldve asked for your 1rm
It's normal, your standards are supposed to go up as you get fit, else why would you be putting so much effort in the gym being the best version of yourself if you can't enjoy that with quality girls?
>kekked and checked
>can't be male
if they don't meet my standards I literally just fuck them and throw them out like trash.
My only physical standards are fitness. IDGAF about height, tits, facial genetics, race, etc. Fat girls are a no. Thin girls are acceptable with a nice personality. Athletic women who actually have some muscle can make me ignore any personality flaws.
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i had 2 qt3.14 grills as gf before lifting, now i only fuck chubby girls bc theyre easier(atleast thats what i tell myself)
what's FUPA?
fuuuucccckkk u rite. my 1rm are kinda shit
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I hear you bro, i had the cutest fucking girl in the world when i started lifting and now i cant get laid to save my life and thats despite me having lowered my standard to basically nothing
LIKE THE FUCKING TRASH THAT THEY ARE
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the supreme gentlemen are really out today huh
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dupa ale z przodu
front dupa - fupa
literally all my girl has to be is a virgin, be 5'6 or taller, and look as anime as possible
Pornography makes your standards for women much more strict, not that I am making a value judgment of that fact.
I've only ever really had one hard and fast rule and that's no fat chicks. I had that when I was scrawny as hell and I still have it now. Everything else is case by case, though tall is better than short.
>Can't be shorter than 5'5"
See you already fucked up
>Virgin
>Asian
Agreed, 5'0' and lower is top tier breeding material
Perma-virgin here
My only standards is no big nose or body
>pre working out
>girls didn't notice me
>post working out
>girls still don't notice me
My standards, as well as theirs, remain the same
Basically this
Manlets literally trying to start their own species. Kekeroo
hi summer
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Nog sure about breeding, but short girls are def great fucking material
I realize know I might have read that out of context. Lanklets don't understand sarcasm
>but short girls are def great fucking material
True dat
nah, my standards were always pretty high
i appreciate height more now, though
>cant be a slut
good luck buddy may the luck o the irish smile on ya
my age in her 20s:
>has to be a skeleton - my default counterpart
>perky ass - no flat shit like a skinny asian chick.
>tits idc so long as they aren't A cup.
>minimal to no make up at all times including when dressing up.
>working out is optional but obviously a plus.
>she has to have a decent diet - at worst. also knowledge on basic nutrition.
- none of that skip breakfast have an iced coffee, skip lunch have a protein shake, pig out at a sushi with friend that night type shit. fuck that shit.
>she also can't have a ton of gay guy friends.
>she can't wear flats
- i will give her shit and get her to willingly subconsciously laugh at my teasing - so she never wears them again.
>she can't wear short shorts that hike up to her belly button. general plain clothing style as i wear plain clothes.
- none of that "high class" type shit - not necessarily a turn off but not what i'm attracted to
>huge dirt-stained purses are disgusting. no dyed hair. or minimal dying at most.
- none of that millennial hairstyled blue, green, pink, rainbow mermaid shit that gets a new shade twice a month.
>her feet can't stink when she takes off her shoes.
milfs, matures, etc.:
>has to be thick - can't be skinny.
>no big bitches with square linebacker torsos though.
- ^ yall know what i mean? ^
>she has to have default curves she retained throughout life
>not concerned about her clothes so much. whore-like clothing is a turn on and a plus.
>any amount of makeup is fine so long as she looks like a confident matured whore.
>shitty makeup shading and whatnot is a huge turn off.
>showers daily but doesn't have to take care of her hair so much.
- ^ knowing she looks like a whore ^
wait what was this thread about again?
i think my standards have gotten lower
i'd literally fuck anything that moves
I got a gf and stopped caring about sluts and decided to date someone with a good future ahead of them and treats me like a king.
Fuck being so picky, just date someone who is chill and a good person.
Just dose her with oxytocin when you're alone. Social bonding hormone. You'll basically own her.
>putting that much effort into a shitpost
m8 you're gonna want to cure your autismo before even considering having requirements for the grill you throw your hotdog on.
>5'5"
lol found the manlet
I won't even look at women if they're not at least 5'10
I was conversing with a 6/10 girl that laughed with my jokes and was genuinely interested in what I had to say.
Instant 1.5 point bump fãms. It felt good
>tfw i know a fitizen with all of those features
tell me more senpai
>tfw took an asian girls virginity and was so rough with her that she hemorrhaged violently and had to go to hospital
>twice
D E V I L I S H
I just like cute skinny girls with tight butts
That's about all I look for. Race doesn't really matter, as long as she's not black (sorry)
Also she has to not like black guys; I'll never date a coal burner
This never gets old
I like my girls how i likw my cooking oil. EXTRA VIRGIN
That explains why all the neighborhood cats are dying with their intestines pulled out
Get out of here with this old pasta faggot
Yeah I didn't had sex in a couple of years because I never could find the ideal girl to be with and my standards are quite high for myl eague, so today I just said fuck it and fucked a bodybuilding escort
>mfw bigger calves than me
>core definition literally perfect
>strong yet beautiful arms and delts
>rock solid ass
Why is Veeky Forums still not fucking fit escorts? I know there are many guys out there who are waiting to make it but why all the hustle when you can have it without putting maximum effort.
Since I assume you anons know how to cut down on fat in certain areas, how can I improve?
I recently lost like 35lbs and have come a long way, but I want to get rid of the jiggly belly I have.
What would you suggest to do this? I also have a lot of cellulite on the ass, it would be cool to find ways to get rid of that as well.
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Step 1: Read the sticky
Step 2: eat less
Step 3: Lift weights
That's the way it has to be
You can fuck the "trash" if nobody finds out though, you have to release that semen
>>can't be a slut
Why bother getting a girl then?
>between 5' and 5'5"
>big tits
>long hair
>subservient
>white
>smells like rainbows and sunshine
>eat less
Already done, hence the loss of 35lbs.
In what manner do I life to be better toned oh ass/stomach.
Less calorie intake
More calorie burning
>I want to get rid of the jiggly belly
Uhmm have you ever heard about crunches?
> I also have a lot of cellulite on the ass, it would be cool to find ways to get rid of that as well.
You are one of the dumbest cunts I've seen around here
>In what manner do I life to be better toned oh ass/stomach.
Reduce fats/simple carbs, avoid refined sugar, do more cardio, drink more water
I'm really looking for specific exercises to get rid of the far in specific places. Crunches are a good plan for the stomach.
I already avoid carbs, that's been my whole thing to lose weight. But losing weight has just made me skinny fat.
>recommending crunches to "get rid of jiggly belly"
>calling someone else dumb
time to stop posting
Don't avoid carbs, reduce simple carbs and go for complex carbs
Are you telling me that crunches and their variations are not the best well known exercises to burn fat from stomach?
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Why is everyone so obsessed with their ideal girl being a virgin? Is it due to insecurity of being a virgin, and not wanting to be the only one without experience? Is it a small penis thing?
Seems like some /r9k/ fetish to me.
>burn fat from stomach
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Prob
I think they want to feel special
Like they're the only ones who were ever able to make her writhe and moan on a dick
I don't know about you, but I don't like the idea of having a significant other that has a vagina with a lot of mileage on it.
With a virgin, you're guaranteed pair-bonding and no STDs.
>you're guaranteed pair-bonding
Nope
>doesn't like traps
Get a load of this HOMO
[citation needed]
>Makes a bold claim with absolutely nothing to back it up then asks for people to back their bold claim up when they disagree
Wew lad
>can't have FUPA
That's not high standard.
Kek, If this is pasta, this is good pasted.
6/10, would but a paper bag on her face before fugg.
Im not one of those guys but its either an insecurity thing or its because if the girl has been around alot she knows she has to just wick her finger and she can have another guy over so if you fuck up she will replace you quickly
Seems kind of retarded because most girls who arent completly retarded know its a girls markets out there and there are thousands of guys per girls being a tryhard to get her attention but im guessing the logic is there is less chance of her dumping/cheating if she is a virgin
Your ignorance of how brain receptors function doesn't excuse your shitposts.
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If you don't want to pay to view the whole thing, then there's a summary here: sciencedaily.com
If girl has a massive partner count, chances are her Oxytocin are diminished.
10/10
>"autism"
Complete bullshit. Chad can be the biggest shy sperglord and girls will ADORE him because of his LOOKS, they'll just think he's "mysterious".
Fucking demolished the poor bastard.
At first I thought that the red part is her tits and the black part her butt. Weird fucking picture.
Pubic*
Pretty sure it's pussy
Fit guys deserve to have high standards.
no this one is actually not true.. i have a friend whos like 6'4 225 wide ass shoulders and everything. he doesnt lift but hes got dat frame. even though im actually stronger cause of years of Veeky Forums he just looks like he could wreck shit
anyway the dude is a total retard and he gives women that dead eyed stare every time he meets one and it scares them right off
dudes always asking me how i bag so many girls and shit even though compared to him im some weak jawd balding manlet with glasses
autism kills
>If girl has a massive partner count, chances are her Oxytocin are diminished.
So obviously a high number of partners fucks it but what exactly about having only one partner GUARANTEES anything? Who says it always statts at 100% and gets lower with every following dicking?
The problem is that women don't care about the male body as much as they do about money, status and facial aesthetics. So unless you were already 8/10 those high standards will backfire.
I'm more curious about why seemingly everybody assumes the reason is because of:
-dick
-insecurity
-wants to be first
i thought i was the only one
Because why else?
Not that guy, but you can look up statistics. The more partners a woman has had, the higher the chance of her marriage ending in divorce. Women who had only one partner have far more stable marriages.
I have semi high physical standards specifically because I'm *not* yet fit. I don't want some chubby's bad habits compounding my own or hindering my progress.
That's not what I'm arguing about
I'm asking what exactly guarantees pair bonding if the girl is a virgin
Former slut trying to keep a man spotted
Well when i was ugly i got no girls peroid.
Now that im not i usually get 7/10+. So sometimes ill see a girl and go god damn shes hot and then yup she thinks im hot too.