Hey user me and my friends are going out to an all you can eat at the cheesecake factory are you coming with us?

>i'll join you girls after, i've got to finish some things first

wow that was hard

>telling lies instead of just being direct

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One stipulation, we going high AF LADIES WOOOOOOOO

Are you guys even aware of how delicious that place is when you're lit? In addition to the fantastic cake, the atmosphere is fucking CLEAN.

Or not even join them after, because they're all

sure. I'll just eat as much as I like and then do some cardio. I also hate cheesecake.

Lou Malnati's has great deep dish pizza, get butter crust.
Portillo's is hyped as having great food, their food is slightly above average, their cake shakes are godly.
Eli's Cheesecake has great cheesecake.
Superdawg has good hotdogs, order them with everything on them.

You bulking?

GIORDANOS MOTHERFUCKER

fuck, kill, marry, kill, fuck

2 has the nicest body tho

3 has a nice enough body for me.

2's face is hideous, on par with that slant eyed ugly gook

I seriously could not stay hard if my woman was as ugly as either of those two

3,5,2,1,4.

#4 come to the gym with me and I'll take you from the bottom of the pack 3/10 looks to at least a 7/10. You need to stop eating that restaurant shit.

>it's cheat day anyway so why not

3 is okay, might be good even (lightning is weird, it's hard to tell)
the rest are literally trash

IIFYM

just dont overeat

fucking autists, I only come here to shitpost and kek, but you guys are annoying

>IIFYM
>calling other people autistic

you're the autist, retard

All those ugly faces

that jungle asian

no thanks

>tfw left Chitown 12 years ago and haven't had Lou's or a Portillos hot dog a day since

WHY.EVEN.LIVE

These girls are all skinny-fat with no curves except #2.

>and we're rewarding ourselves because we all lost 4lbs of weight this week!
>don't worry, user, we will burn it all off tomorrow at the women's section in the gym! ^-^

>iifym

enjoy feeling and looking like you're 40 when you're in your late 20s, fatboy. not to mention that you'll feel like chit.

YOU KNOW I LOVE TO GO THERE

>5 girls in the same pic
you asked for it

fapped, ready to fap again

rawlin

Is this how that works? I always just roll and am like, "Ight, that's the chick I got lmao"; like a weak ass form of gambling.

Where are you now?

Elis is good, debate between Giordanos and Lou however. Try em both.

probable STEM majors KEK

>me and my friends
>not "my friends and I"

pic related

roll

"saddle up you phat bitch"

why not

Rolllll

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O shit! What if I get 1 again though? Twins?

...

what's the name of the girl on the left I can never remember

Dubs checked.

I'll pass. Giggly girl talk isn't my thing.

Girl on the very left went to my high school.

3rd from the left is at least 7/10

Do you mean the girl who is standing to the left of the guy or the girl who is in the left section of the picture?

3 or 4, pretty pleeeaaase

The key is when you go to order their salmon and broccoli thing. It's what I normally do.

5-6 pls jesus

>go on vacation to NYC in america
>nearest cheesecake factory is almost an hour by train
>have no friends, no one to eat with
>according to internet search, their menu items are designed to be shared
>decided not to go alone
i-is it weird going alone to that restaurant?

Rewl

meme

the left

why would you want to? Nothing special about it.

basic sluts

5-6 get

wut

I'm about to go to Chicago too. I've been tasked to find good restaurants. Money isn't an issue. Lay it on me, user, specifically pizza.

Sure

>tfw powerlifter so don't give a fuck

fuk yea my dinner's under the table

no daniel tosh on the left pls

Wait is there really all you can eat at the cheesecake factory? I got down on the Thai glazed salmon and mashed potatos last night.

rolling for that 1-2 qt

Trips mean you have to do all of them, at once

Fuck yeah user, I just got down on the chicken avocado blt samich the other night with a order of fries on the side, finished off with a fat ass slice of vanilla bean cheese cake too.

>Benefits of being manlet
>eat whatever whenever stay ripped
>lanklets mad they can't eat like us

>Cheesecake Factory
>classy white trash good

I'm gud

3, 5, 1, 2, 4

You must eat at niche little hipster restaurants all the time and write yelp reviews about them, man i hope i can grow up to be like you one day user!

Are your friends younger and prettier than the bitches I see in front of me or am I being hired as a male escort?

I dont have a sweet tooth, so... thx?

wwwwwwwww

>he thinks a gaggle of average broads will tilt me

swole

not a single one of these chicks has any muscle tone at all, theyre all gonna be fat as fatass within 5 years

1

you're a cheeky cunt you are

nice

>implying any of them are even remotely hot

No, sorry, I am busy.

henry rawlins

Nah, I don't drink with chicks who are nerds.

Be gone ye foul goblins.

Fine, roll for 1-2

Rollercoaster

Proceed to pick up asian girl and bench her.

test

how come I find none of them attractive. They just look so generic, I don't know...

rolling for a friend

Since when does Cheesecake Factory have an all you can eat? Or do mine just not do that in my parts?

Rolling

Why you gotta fight with me at Cheesecake
You know I love to go there
Say I'm actin' lightskin, I can't take you nowhere

;_;

rollan

Rolling out of spite

plebs