Gym Stories

You sound very sheltered.

Ebin m8

> mass shootings all the time
> many reports of lone heroes taking down the shooter with their own CW
> OP is a pussy for having CW

>You sound very sheltered
You sound very assumptious.

Not saying that he's a pussy for having a gun. He's a pussy because he feels the need to carry a gun in his basketball shorts while at the gym.

You can tell OP is just insecure so he feels the need to have something to give him security.

If you're going to have a gun that's cool, but you don't have to have it on you when you're at the gym doing pull ups. At least put it in the gym bag so it doesn't fall off.

You don't know what it's like where I'm from lil bish. You wouldn't last long.

What the fuck did you just say to me? I'll have you know I have over 300 confirmed kills, etc etc.

This wasn't funny when you posted it last night either.

Checked tho.

>You can tell OP is just insecure so he feels the need to have something to give him security.

>hahaha look at this little insecure bitch locking his doors at night! What are you, responsible for your own safety or something? hahah pusssyyy

>gym last night pretty much empty
>Asked guy for a spot on bench
>He said sorry man it's too heavy
>Tell him I'll be fine just for last rep
>Says wait a minute
>Comes back with his friend and they go to each side of the bar
>Wtf it's only 90kg
>Proceed to do it and they both look frightened hovering their hands under each side at all times
>Say thanks and they run off

Well I'm never asking for a spot again. My autism reached maximum levels

It's smart to protect yourself.

But I can tell when someone is doing something out of insecurity.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

By reading 10 lines on a Taiwanese cartoon enthusiasts' forum?

desu you sound like you're projecting

Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing Veeky Forums. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the Veeky Forums type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demograpic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military dispiline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo

TL;DR

Baited newfag

Quiet brainlets, men are talking.

>dodges one pasta
>slurps up the other

>doesnt even realize he got baited himself
kek, filtered

>Rowing at my gym, listening to music
>This fat creepy older dude named Chris walks up to me
>He used to ref my volleyball games
>He also tries talking to me about weird shit all the time
>"Hey user, how come you're not at home studying?"
>Ignore him
>"You sure are sweating and working hard..."
"Yep."
>Stares at me for a bit while I ignore him some more
>He walks away, proceeds to do tricep pulldowns for ten minutes
>Finish rowing, go to get bag and leave
>Chris walks past me on his way out after 15 minutes at the gym
>Mumbles some inaudible shit at me with a look on his face that I give to pornstars on my computer
>Driving home 5 minutes later, receive text from buddy at a different gym
>"Hey user, Chris from volleyball just came into my gym."
>Realize that this fucker goes to multiple gyms to talk to young guys

wtf i hate spotters now

>ymca
>do squats
>another dude doing squats as well but seems unsure
>hmmmm i know what to do!
>do a set of squats and slap my own ass after
>guy next to me imitates except he slaps his ass harder making a loud "slap" noise
>black guy says: "u fuckin white bois r so gay mayne"
>slap my own ass in approval

>be me
>lifting rly heavy weight
>5 girls are obviously mirin across the room
>I throw the weight down and strut over to them
>I slap their asses
>some beta comes up to me
>"that's my ladyfriend you big bully"
>look him straight in the eyes
>"looks like you're the lady, friend"
>literally kills himself

feels good to be me

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