Have you ever picked up a girl in the streets /fit?

Have you ever picked up a girl in the streets /fit?

every week

Once a month.

It's the reason I bought a van.

Should I use cable ties instead of duct tape?

lol /r/Veeky Forums is gonna love this

Twice a week

I make sure I increase their weight. Its pretty easy when you live in America

thanks brah it's a copypasta I took fro /r/weird though x------------------D

Sure. Met a girl on the tram today at lunch Told her to come hang out. Banged her in an alley 15 minutes later. When I asked for her number, she said, "I'm married."

kek

ITT: Things that never happened

Like what? What do you say? How dies it happen bros?

Kek.

That's a meme it doesn't actually happen.

Out on the street no but on the trail while hiking I've picked up 2 girls.

Really?

believe what you like, kiddo, but I bagged me a cute little blond primary school teacher on her way to meet her hubby for lunch. ;)

Where did you hide the bodies?

Sums up English women doesn't it?

If I catch her looking in my eyes it's game over. Just gotta be confident and 6'0+ with good facial aesthetics.

Nice try FBI

you'll never find them

Hey I play volleyball there on the weekends. Anyone else?

this was in america, though.

Under your porch.

an anglo is an anglo

>"tram"
>"primary school"
>"bagged me"

I believe you smashed but you speak as if you're English.

no idea. she could have been nordic. named ana pronunced "AH-nah" which isn't that anglo.

Americans name their children all sorts of names, they don't give a fuck.

fair enough

>former fatty
>at casino playing poker winning $$$
>Japanese girl sits next to me just spectating.
>casino closes. Shuttle bus has stopped running and she was going to take it.
>offer her a ride.
>agree to meet up next day
>smash my first Japanese girl that night.

what did you say to her first? how did you open?

were there other people on this tram? doesn't it feel weird knowing other people are listening to you picking someone up?

did any of that really happen?

"Hey, where's the stop for the westbound train?"

it was about half full. we didn't talk much. just a couple teasing jokes on my part and giggles from her.

I don't have pics or vids so you'll just have to take my word for it.

> its stories that never happened - told by user thread
my favorite

I've had women give me that piercing stare but I don't know what to do about it

Just stop them and say hello?

What jokes lad?

Whatever you say.

she told me where the stop was and I started walking. I noticed she was walking beside me and I asked if she was following me. stuff about her being short. about how being a primary school teacher made her not want kids. that sort of thing.

raise your eyebrows, wink, say "you going to introduce yourself or just stare?" something like that. anything but deer in headlights.

When you lock eyes make sure you smile
When she smiles back you can do anything. Just walk over and say hello, make a joke, introduce yourself. After locking eyes and smiling you've already won.

>wink

Thats autism but errythin else is good

nah, give staring girl a big exaggerated cartoon wink and watch her break down into a fit of giggles.

> Advicefags
Rofl, can you at least say something less autistic, imagine youself saying shit like that outloud, liek its some hentai vn

I feel my throat constricting just thinking about doing that . but yea that would be good if I could pull it off.

shieeet

...

doesn't matter what you say as long as you move the convo forward. talk about doing taxes if you like.

I'm like a balding version of the guy on the right, though. And while I'm 6', I have really long legs so I look short sitting down.

Just try "hi." You don't have to get fancy. I was just suggesting options.

what the fuck happened to him? he looks so bad in the second picture

>smiling and saying hello
Autistic hentai vn level communication.

???

I think he was asking for the one word cheat code to get any girl into bed.

When I recieved my autism girl pickup training they swore me to secret about that. How about you?

Tell me your secrets Chad

No secret. Just 20 years of practice. I grew up in the era of Ross Jeffries and his bullshit.

Though if you can find the game port on a girl, I'm told by reliable sources that the Konami code works wonders.

>Though if you can find the game port on a girl, I'm told by reliable sources that the Konami code works wonders.
Once fembots get mass produced normal women will be made redundant

...its two different guys

Laughing @U you can recover but it's gonna take some experience and these SS level niggers cant deal with that

He fell for the cardio meme

gotta start somewhere

Guys please be honest. Fuck is going on with this thread.

how to pick up grills, 90s stylee

Lad I but wanted some advice in how to pick up girls bare style by chads but instead I got Veeky Forums. Fucking hell.

grab them around their waists and hoist with your legs.

PIZZA

of course. It is easy as fuck when you are good looking, fit and NOT autistic.

If you need a crib sheet to say hello to someone then game over. You will never get laid.

As for me I just smile at them, tell them they are looking good and if I had more time I would love to bring them back to my place to test out my bed springs.

9/10 it gets a laugh and "sure you don't have time?" and I say "well, I think I can squeeze you in" and they are in my bed a few minutes later getting pounded like a penny nail.

This happens a lot. It is 2nd nature for me. But what works for me might not work for you.

tl;dr version - don't be fat. don't be autistic and act like you have seen pussy before.

>more stories of things that never happened - the thread

That greasy fucking box on the white sheets is what pisses me off about the picture.

not gonna happen if you don't have the proportions or as is it is more commonly known as HEIGHT, FRAME AND FACE. Without this face it, you will never be able to pick up girls left and right like CHAD does with his good genetic potential.

can i be chad with AVERAGE height FRAME and FACE but no hair?

Im tanned atleast

post your pic timestamped and by your computer with this thread. Otherwise you are a troll telling lies!

If you have a good looking face being bald will add to it. If your head looks like a kicked in pumpkin then you better get a wig.

No need to be so upset. Not everyone can do amazing things. I am terrified of heights so I will never be a Red Bull Stunt Pilot. I don't like rap or hip hop music so I will never be up on stage for the Hip Hop Awards.

Not everyone is Chad Thundercock. But if you work at it you can at least game some females in your ballpark.

You need to be happy with the successes of others because that can inspire you to succeed as well.

Now go take 3 scoops and go get some women!

>>As for me I just smile at them, tell them they are looking good and if I had more time I would love to bring them back to my place to test out my bed springs.
you say this to strangers, and "in a few minutes" they are in your bed?

cool story bro

Yup I used to some few years back with a bud when we were dumb young teens.

Don't know how we managed to go around popular places like malls or downtowns and pick up girls when we're young guys with pretty well nothing good going for us. I suppose we looked alright at least, by no means chads. It worked out at least.

No great stories or secrets attached to it. We would walk around looking for qtgirls who showed interest then go up and say hi. Talk and joke around for a bit then ask for some numbers and try to make plans to hang out soon.

You don't have to be chad or even have game. Just don't be aspie and just go for it. In reflection, going around town with nothing better to do and meeting girls going out with nothing better to do was an easy way to meet single open girls.

I go to Target.

I live 5 minutes away.

Yes it is that easy.

whats a good head shape?

Yes, it's not that hard if you actually have the confidence to talk to grills

I have on campus at university. I creampied a little freshman girl during cancelled evening period who I had only met like ten minutes prior.

it's simple, have masculine facial features.

weak facial features will just accentuate how bad you look, and really draw attention to the fact that you're bald and look odd. That, and having low body fat is crucial. A moon face will typically make you look ugly regardless of the state of your hair.

One other thing - clothes and beard don't mean shit. The only way to rock a bald look is being jacked, tanned and giving zero fucks.

You want to know how you will look bald? wear a swimcap and look in the mirror at the shape of your head.

Lol just imagine some autistic manlet getting all confident about themselves bcause of this thread. They will gather the courage to talk to the typical qt they fall in love with every day. But then, when the qt smells his inner and profound anxiety and, god forbid, even smirks, his whole world and "confidence" will crumble as fast as he will be running away. Stop giving this guys hope. If they dont have the balls to even talk to a female human being they dont even deserve to get laid.

Think about it this way. You're on the tram, some guy goes up to a girl and starts talking to her. What do you do? Nothing, you probably don't even pay attention to what they're saying. No one cares about what you do or say and even if they did you're never going to see them again.

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He's gonna make it

that easy to make up stories? i know

no pics means you're lying, or maybe the girls were 2/10

Have sex on the pizza desu

Shallow confidence isn't confidence desu

why is it always DYELs flexing in photos

Most people don't lift, desu. Don't know why, it make you alpha.

cmon

How much do you weigh? Faggot.

WELL EXCUSE ME FOR HAVING ISSUES THAT I DONT WORK ON!!

faggot

Can confirm it happened. Was watching from window. I gotchur back anonbro

"real gangsta ass niggas don't flex nuts, cuz real gangsta ass niggas know they got em"

>looking for qtgirls who showed interest
How do you know when they're doing this in public?

Fuck off you stupid faggot

Get the fuck outta here you dyel nigger

you do realize casinos don't close right?

Lots of casinos do close. I've been to a handful, in Europe and US.

Implying that's even close to the same thing

Didn't mean to trigger you redditfriend.

No, I live with my mother, this dries girls vaginas.

>Implying that's even close to the same thing
>real gangsta ass niggas don't flex nuts, cuz real gangsta ass niggas know they got em

its exactly the same thing, unless you are a tard. #Blacks Lie More

>you do realize casinos don't close right?

ummm, you do realize that most outside of Vegas do right?

Fuck in your car.

I dont have a car, my mom would be pissed if I fucked in hers. I might be able to fuck in her boyfriends car though.

Lol Christ get a car. And job. And a box to fuck in.

Bodybuilders flexing at a convention =/= DYEL in party pictures

Will do, send me money to [email protected]

KEKEKEKEK