Tried to start dieting this morning

Babby's first Intermittent Fasting

Seriously OP just learned why IF is trash, it encourages binge eating

your body is telling you that a gf is not worth the dopamine you get from eating

if it was worth it, you'd be able to lose the weight with the thought of the gf as a reward easily. therefor no need to sweat it, since you can't achieve it anyway. you're just torturing yourself for no reason.

This. Why go through all the pain and humiliation OP? For something you might not even get? Just enjoy your tasty food and continue masturbating to cuck porn. It's so much easier :)

FUCK YOU I'M LITERALLY CRYING NOW AND IT'S ONLY MAKING ME HUNGRIER

I agree with this man.

Seriously fuck all these skeleton retards who think they have it bad. Imagine eating your 5 cheerios a day, now imagine only being able to eat half a cheerio, guarantee the skeletons won't be bitching about too much food then.

come on dude stop being so hard on yourself. No need to get stressed about something that you'll never be able to accomplish anyway.

Dont cri op, there are a lot more potential benefits to getting healthier. Don't crash diet, keep eating but start tracking your calories. Cut out sugar and processed crap. Healthy food can be tasty too.

It could do wonders for your self-confidence too, you may get a gf someday.

i'm not even joking op, i honestly believe some people don't have the mental fortitude to be fit. there is no reason to cry or be sad, just accept who you are and live your hedonistic life like you were programed to do by your own dna. you might die some 10-15 years earlier, but those years you'll live will be filled with the joy of taste food and all the other worldly pleasures you can enjoy guilt free

think about it logically. you have made a girlfriend into some kind of holy grail, as a guy in a 2 year relationship i can assure you there are days i just come home and wish i could be alone and play overwatch until i pass out. enjoy your life and don't stress about things that you'll never be able to achieve

>friend had the exact same trip, with a specific girl in mind too
>loses 50lbs through painful starvation and endless cardio
>girl rejects him anyway

it's literally not worth it op

>as a guy in a 2 year relationship

NORMIES LEAVE NOW ROOOOOOOOO

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Yeah. Just imagine all that tasty food, and who knows maybe a waifu that won't leave you and bitch all day.

Enjoy your life eating, nobody's going to judge you:)
And don't visit FPH generals, it'll be bad for your heart.

It's ok if you fail, keep coming back. You fall, come back up. You'll see that each time you fall won't be as worse and the last and each time you pick yourself up it will be easier than the last. You can't be perfect, trying to be perfect will only make it more difficult. I'm NOT saying it's ok to quit like a little bitch, I'm saying keep trying. The only way you truly lose is when you give up

it aint funny,you dont fit in,is cringy,and this is not r9k,fuck off

Dude I feel exactly the same. Today my gf of 1.5 years had to work double shifts because vacations so I played overwatch for 10 hours. This was a much needed day. Everyone need their own quality time alone

>needs to lie to get some free time
>long term,1.5 fucking years
>overwatch
>beta
>gf
>OVERWATCH
there is so much wrong with your life lad

>needs to lie to get some free time
where does he say he lied?

>long term,1.5 fucking years
>overwatch
>beta
>gf
>OVERWATCH

are you an aspie?

Cant you read cuck?

Go on keto you retarded fattie. Worked for me.

>"dieting doesn't work" summarized in 2 lines

>start dieting
>try to go whole day without eating
That is not how you're supposed to do it, you fucking retard. Why do so many normies think dieting = starving yourself? Just fucking eat whatever you would normally eat, just fucking less of it, jesus.

your GIRLFRIEND has sex with CHAD while YOU get killed by HANZO

>made a girlfriend into some kind of holy grail

Is there anything really wrong with this? I got Veeky Forums because I wanted a girlfriend but it became abundantly clear when I signed up on tinder that the only people that would date me was hambeasts and ugly chicks.

I wanted a qt3.14. Wouldn't settle for anything less. So I got off my ass and did something about it.

You're just too weak willed to do it on your own, so lie to yourself about the perks and rewards of being fit. Think about how much more you would enjoy those things instead of a taco drenched in mayo you fat fuck.

>cuck

ah you're def an aspie

>Is there anything really wrong with this?

ye there is, if you're not mentally healthy enough to be alone you'll never make a relationship work

Normal die

I'm gonna level with you, man. You're not gonna make it.