You're stranded on a desert island for 2 years
If you make it out alive you will receive $25 million and a lifetime supply of supps and free gym memberships everywhere
The catch is you can only survive off the last thing you ate and beverage you drank
How fucked are you, Veeky Forums?
Also, what would your exercise routine look like?
Ramen and water, ain't too bad. I'm assuming there isn't any weights so a bunch of running and push-ups most likely
Pork stir fry with broccoli, peanuts, water chestnut, rice and peanut satay.
Drank water with my meal.
I could probably survive for two years off that without too much trouble.
Oats and milk, pretty solid.
>Pizza with onions and mushrooms
>whole milk
I'll probably be okay
Corn and Water, I don't even like corn
Wasabi peas and red bull
>mfw
Pizza and a 24 case of miller lite
>water and a proton bar
Solid.
>quadruple baconator combo with triple thick chocolate milkshake with chilli from Wendies. With a pack of cigarettes.
I'd probably be dead within the first few months
Double meat Whataburger with cheese and jalapenos.
Bottled water
This should be interesting
Water and McChickens
Easiest survival of my life
fucking orange thirst quencher gatorade
and wheat-thins
fuck
not the worst but could have done way better
Grilled chicken and shrimp with firecracker sauce, Kale salad with vinegar sauce and water.
Sweet. Two chicken patties with cheese and green beans, cottage cheese, and a tall, cold glass of crystal light.
Routine would be picking heavy shit up and putting it down. Bodyweight, too.
>veggie+chicken+brown rice+coconut oil stir fry
>mango+pomegranate+guava+raspberry+blueberry fruit salad
>huge ass mug of ice water with lemon and lime slices in it
How'd I do, Veeky Forums? Am I gonna survive for 2 years?
Nutella firecracker and diet Dr. Pepper.
Subway chicken sub with tons of veggies and water. I think ill be okay
Went out last night
Had a cheeseburger and water before i went to bed.
Ez 25 mill hit me up call me billy banks
Cheese Pizza + Mixed Greens Salad with spicy Thai peanut dressing and sunflower seeds + Beer
Let's do this.
>rice, veggies, chicken + chicken broth with an egg and more chicken
>water
feels good bruh
I would just do bodyweight fitness: pull ups, chin ups, push up, squats etc
Spaghetti and a protein shake. Gonna be a long bulk brahs.
>tfw cheat day
>tfw smashed everything at the buffet except dessert
I think i may be ok
ramen noodles and a glass of water
I am ok with this.
exercise would be body weight squats and push ups.
it does not matter how lame the exercise is because when I get the money I will hire a doctor to prescribe me the best steroids money can buy.
Penne pasta with vodka sauce and water with lime juice and mio mmmmm
>mfw last thing I ate/drank was homemade pork soup
Does that count as food or a drink? And desu I can survive on that for 5 years if I have to.
TOPKEK
Coke zero and grilled chicken (lemon herb marinade) on couscous pilaf with green onions and cherry tomatoes.
Not ideal fiber wise but I think I'll be alright.
italian susej, eggs, peppers, onions, and farro. and a brownie for dessert. I could make that work if I only ate the susej every now and then. if I ate it every day I'd probably get heart disease. but if I was on a desert island I would probably just kill myself.
....Chocolate covered coffee beans. I only ate a few and now I regret it, thanks op.
2 scoops milk and PB
c'mon
>Chicken breast
>BBQ pork bhan mi
>Chocolate whey shake with 1% milk
Fuck brehs I'm gonna get a vitamin deficiency.
And I guess my routine would be to dig up rocks and lift them in various ways.
Rock OHP.
Rock floor press.
Atlas stone lifts.
Rock squats.
Rockbell swings.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Chili cheese fries and monster, it's a cheat day.... Id just off myself on the first day lol
12 inch footlong on flatbread with salami, pepperoni, and ham. American cheese, lettuce, oregano, oils, vinegar and mayonnaise
And a strawberry banana milkshake with protein powder from Starbucks
Brah I'll be making mad gains on that island
Body weight and running obviously
Pull-ups in trees etc etc
Water and steak
Whole milk and pic related. Probably a bit vitamin deficient, but a good mix of protein, fat, and carbs.
Chicken
Steamed squash, broccoli, potatoes, and carrots
A cup of Lucky Charms with 2% milk.
And water.
Last thing I ate was an in & out double double
Last thing I drank is an ice cold guinnes pint
I'm ok with this
Mediterranean meatballs and milk. I think you need fruit/vegetables to live so I might be fucked. but the meatballs I had did have a little onion in them so maybe that would hold me over.
Chicken, brocooli, corn, peanut butter on whole grains & seeds toast. Chocolate milk.
Fuck I eat this every single day for dinner already, I got this no prob.
Hot dogs and beer
>t-thanks for having this bbq bro
Lol
>hot dogs
>bbq
Fuck outta here
>tuna with mayo and diced onion samwich
>liquid yogurt
i can live with that
>fried eggs with sauteed onion and a whole avocado and horseradish
>Vodka + water + lime
Very Drunk
Turkey Chili and black coffee
I'm ok with this
>uses a mop and bucket to apply sauce
Only in Tejas
Ginger ale + vodka, cookie dough quest protein bar.
Fuck.
Here's hoping there's a fresh water source.
Brown rice, beans, mixed vegetables, sausages, water. I'd be fine.
Fuck guys I'm at this bbq and just as I was done replying to this thread some older lady asked me what I was doing and I started to explain what Veeky Forums was.
>fitness advice
>threads where we share stories and pictures about fat people
>anonymous users but some people use names and are called tripfags
>kings of fit like zyzz and Scooby
I even tried to explain the scoops meme.
She just walked away and started to talk to other people while suspiciously looking at me. Alpha as fuck... right? They miring...
Oats, apple, and water. I'd survive. I need to build up my cardio anyway.
Chicken, milk, and nachos. I'll not only survive, I'll be a shredded monster when I get off.
Damn dude. with milk and bananas i would be set untill i slowly dehydrate
Tobasco Pickles and nonfat milk
Fuck
wew lad
>chili with Tostitos
>budlight
I'm fucked
How will you dehydrate with milk and bananas
please be bait
the level of autismo is off the charts
Half lobster, 6 oz steak medium rare, fries, whole green beans, red and orange peppers, tuna tartare, sourdough bread with butter, cheese, water, white wine
Were you at a wedding?
Pizza and water
Mac n Cheetos and everclear
That's uh, that's no hydrating
Went to a steakhouse with a lobster summer special.
GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG
What would you do to train in those 2 years?
>Mangoes and water
>watermelon
>water
Chipotle double chicken bowl with guac + two scoops whole milk and pb
Time for that bulk
A bag of dicks.
Water and a bean burrito
I'm fuckin set dude
Steak, corn, broccoli, homemade bread, and water. Bretty good.
The universe is trying to tell you something. You ought to listen.
Milk and apple crisp pie with ice cream. Where do I sign up?
at least eat yourself to the point of heart disease and diabetes and have fun for a couple months faggot
>homemade beef and bean burrito with avocados and sour cream
Haha yeah this ain't too bad
>SunnyD and Vodka
RIP
why did you eat a pack of cigarettes man?
Guinness and Shepherds Pie, not too bad
LC pizza & 4loko
Kebab and Coke
Not too bad desu, kebab has some pita, some meat, some salad, so reasonable enough
the coke is an issue though, might end up with diabetus
Sugarfree energy drink and cannellini beans...
>oats with yogurt and banana
>water
they fit my macros after they've been activated
Extra creamy full cream milk, with milo
And a ham and cheese toasted multigrain sandwich, could be better, could be a lot worse
I am fucking gold. Just ate a mint chocolate organic protein bar (nohomo) and some water
>inb4 you die of potassium poiosnoning
>qdoba burrito and beer
Sign me up mate.
>Pizza
>water
I think I'd live. Just have to exercise the pizza off. All that cheese will probably fuck me over, though.
Chili / rice and gatorade. Seems ok
omg tortilla chips with zheese dip and jameson
>water
>homemade rolled pork belly
Living like a king for 2 years.
a double quarter pounder with cheese, some fries and orange hi-c.
I'll probably be fine, just gotta workout hard every day
Milk and biscuits
Fuck my breakfast, I'm going full Santa mode
Pita bread with tzatziki, chicken, feta cheese, peas and salad. Drank water.
I think I might get some vitamin deficiency at some point but YOLO it's $ USD 25 million bucks dollars.
>cup of coffee
>cocktail franks in mini rolls
Send help.
>Drank water
>Ate fish
Guess I'm fucking saved
Beef Wellington, with a walnut based sauce, red whine, and a grapefruit, I should be fine right? Thank god its not the mac& cheetos from the night b4
Haha what is Whataburger real? I thought it was fictional
water and sandwiches with a disproportionately large amount of ham and cheese
i'll be fine senpai
4 oz. Steak, 1 cup brown rice, baked zucchini, pan fried onions and water. See you in two years fuckers.
water and kielbasa with sauerkraut. not bad I guess