Current year

>current year
>not lifting with your gf
>not spotting her on squats for that test boost

>year is now
>not using obese gf for natural weights
>not feeding gf for progression
>not gonna make it

>lifting with gf
>letting hundreds of sweaty horn men eyefuck her for an hour

>being this big of a cuck

LMAO

>babysitting a bitch instead of lifting

yeah you do that

>Confirmed for not having made it
>tfw all the guys want to fuck your girl
>tfw all the guys want to be you
>tfw their insecurities are permeates any form of active or passive interaction with them
>tfw you go home and nut all over her hair and face

Best feeling in the world.

>curre.. ah fuck it
>tfw no gf

And for some reason the kind of bitch I like to fuck is exactly the kind of bitch I'd need to babysit

why waste your time in the gym babysitting

why give a girl opportunities to cheat on you

>but she would never cheat!

thats what they all say

If you don't give her the opportunity, how do you know if she'll do it?

That's like first rule. By watching a chick too closely, all you're doing is training her to be sneaky enough to succeed when she wants it, instead of being lax about it and just kicking her to the curb if she fucks up.

regardless it's still a huge waste of time

>wasting lifting time to babysit a girl doing 10000000 squats

fun stuff

I never babysit gf at the gym, why would anyone even do that?

She can go do whatever the fuck she wants. Even if she ends up doing some retarded Stacy-split. Which she did for a while, then she started going more and more and it wasn't enough anymore.

Now she's on a strength program, super close to 1.0 bw squat, 1.25bw deadlift.

And she gets to be proud because it's her own doing.

You need to stop thinking you're perfect and just focus on your own thing. Let other people experience their own journey and stop hijacking their life just because you have a few extra months of experience

its a literal waste of time, for both parties

you arent cute, you are also wasting the time of other people waiting on equipment. couples in the gym are probably worse than the people that dont rerack their dumbbells.

wanna do something together? go to a restaurant.

Didn't I just write she does her own thing? You fucking mongrel.

Sounds cuck. GJ lad.

Lifting with gf is fucking retarded. Brb waiting for her to finish her set with 15lb dumbbells and do her retarded fucking routine hurrrrrrrrr teamwork fitness bae .

ok, I guess thats fine

im talking two people who take 10 hours to use one bench doing some kind of retarded routine

Yeah those people can fuck right off.

One tactic I've found working is to ask to work in, even if they are two. Generally one of them will quickly say that it's OK and hurry the other up, or just up and leave.

They take the hint

>all this salt

you guys sound jaded af. I lift with my girl and it's great. She does all of the big 3 and a nice bunch of accessories and does whatever I tell her because she trusts my judgement. She form checks and spots me.

I thought I was fucking up, but I'm gonna make it.

>fat gf ftw

Ask a white male with a high test gf anything

>lifting with gf
>having a gf
>wanting a gf
shiggy diggy

did she get fat before or after being with you?