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Did you over-compensate the first time you had sex after getting fit?

i read this 5 times and i still dont know what the fuck youre saying

what do you mean

I work with retards for a living.

OP meant to say:

After you became fit and had sex for the first time, did you put in extra work while fucking the girl to make up for being a skelly/skinny fat/obese virgin in the past?

bless you user

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So nice to have translators on this board.

Also, got any good tard stories?

Godspeed retard watcher

Wholey fuk, dat grammer

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can you also pls translate the one below? it's trying to communicate

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kek , there was nothing wrong with the first formulation... he translated in tard language for you fags
>inb4 op

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thanks based retard wrangler user

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I had sex before I got Veeky Forums though.

Getting fucked by your dad doesnt count.

Does getting fucked by a literal teen slut count?

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Never change Veeky Forums

Only a boyslut

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these two sentences don't mean the same thing

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>questioning the retard master

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>Sex after getting fit
>Implying getting fit made me any less of a beta virgin

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Tard stories plz

If i did it you can do it user, just buy ductape and a fucking rope is that easy you poor fag, being fit just made it more easy

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thank you retard translator

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