H-high test brehs?

How do I become this joocy brehs?

>tfw you just want to be jooci

Thicc as fuck. Lumberjack tier

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Joocy

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Hey user, I'm throwing a party, no girls allowed.

Unless you wanna be the girl.

>a bear like that
>wants to fuck a girl
I don't think so.
I'd let him destroy my asshole though. No homo

So what is it? nice dubs btw

Wait so I can't post my dick on Veeky Forums for cbt but we can still post ass?

Just sharing protein bro.

I meant the doujin not your workout secret

sauce! google image seatch gives nothing.

youtube.com/watch?v=0ElIBWY3DAc

exhentai.org/g/933745/de0b776a75/

If there's a new thread up in the future, I might get around it. Busy right now.

These threads are going to be regular right?

Allah be with you, brother.

damn boardshorts looking j00cy breh.

man that was gay as shit
i just wanted some loli tomboy
what the fuck

I'm so gay

Bisexual here.

H-how am I doing bros?

this might count
okcupid.com/profile/MuscleGymBabe

gross

Get a new towel hunty.
Nobody wants to fuck ghetto trash

remove towel... this is for scientific research.

>TFW you realize you've neglected your butt exercises

Well, your ass is superior to mine. Time to re-double my efforts.

the worst part is, reverse image search indicates that it's real

But I...o-okay...

I never activate my glutes while I squat.
I find it so hard
Why live

Would ravage/10

I see... according to my analysis you have a good butt that I would slap.

Could always do other butt exercises.

Only catch is that some can give you a butt like a woman's.

Im a fgt so I don't care. Muscle ass would be ideal though

If you're a disgusting faggot why even lift?

If you want full-tier male woman-butt so feminine it will confuse even straight cocks, exercise all your butt muscle groups and incorporate the exercises from women's ass routines into your workout.

It'll still have that telltale guy indentation in the cheeks, but the fuller cheeks will mask it much better.

Because I'm not a cuck like you.
Ps. I fucked your dad

Personally I'd get the woman-tier ass. You'll attract the broadest range of men.

Nah, don't really want feminine. Just to look good in a jock

am i high test: imgur.com/FRJzHQP

>imgur.com/FRJzHQP
is that what a normal size dick looks like?
seem kinda small

Just intensify your workouts regarding your butt then. You should see results.

>tfw ywn be roughly pounded from behind
>tfw ywn be treated as nothing but a fucktoy
Why do I keep going on?

this place is full of poofters

Fucked your dad too.

Condition yourself for stamina and attractiveness. Eventually a male will notice you, and with your stamina you'll be able to perform as a humptoy.

>Complaining about homosexuality
>While posting on a male-ass thread

my dad hosts pozzing parties every weekend

He would meat you sir.

>attractiveness
That's determined genetically though

bro this is all inspo show some fucking respect

I'm gonna need a source on that one.

It's watermarked menonedge.com
I think he's quite a frequent actor in the kink.com team

It's just a chubby. Granted it doesn't get HUGE, but it's average in length and more thick.

>rope
>bondage
Jeez

Where have I seen this before?

Who would?

It looks fat and not in a good way, so no.

Can we have one from a standing position?

no, user

>faggot threads

these should be permabannable.

fuck off back to tumblr fatass

I can say with a great deal of certainty that I squat 405 lbs with that "fat" ass and go all the way ATG for reps

Go back to the gym and get strong, I have low bodyweight I should absolutely have this level of BF in order to get bigger, but I am already stronger than you;)

Hon. That pic makes it look fat. You're squishing your ass down on the counter is making your ass appear very unflattering. Don't get all defensive now.
This. So nothings squishing it. Do a pic

Here

That's better, but still wouldn't.

No you fucking flabby twink. Never post again you pasty fuck.

>mfw ran a sub 5 minute mile yesturday
>get called flabby on internet

Truly fitness doesn't reflect physique

drake temple

I don't care how much you estat but that pose was objectively stupid.

kys