What to do if your parents are gains goblins?

I NEED MORE ANSWERS user.

YOU'VE GIVEN ME SO MUCH, BUT IT'S ALL NOT ENOUGH.

I have a job m8, got a decent one I kinda like actually recently in fact

>I'm considering just taking what money I have and moving by myself to le big city and starting a new life but I have no job, no gf and no real skills.
Sounds like you have nothing holding you back then, just go. Your life is clearly shit where you are.

Sage

At least post different threads if you are such an attention seeking harlot, not this same bullshit EVERYDAY

>blame game

Don't.

No, it's enough. You have the answers of others, but you won't act on them. You're a coward and you're weak.

Stand up to your parents. When they step out of line, I tell them. My father is a manchild and my mother is incompetent.

Parents are making noise? Tell them to shut the fuck up because sleep is important. Or wear earplugs to bed like I do.

Nagging you about chores and a job? That's not fucking stress and it's not going to lower your testosterone to make any effect on your bitchy personality. Do the 20 mins it takes to mow the lawn and load the dishwasher and you're fucking done for the day. Don't give any fucking excuses either about how they give you more chores or that they're hard or take more than 20 minutes. No one gives a shit about your problems only what you can give to them.

>good food
You don't deserve good food. Why should you get good things for absolutely no effort? If you graduated high school, you're not entitled to anything. You dirty european socialist. Cutting and bulking? Adjust your calorie intake and that's it.

>can't get gf
If you can't provide even for yourself, what makes you think you can provide for a girl? Literally just go on tinder if you wanna fuck, girlfriends are not worth it.

>What do I do?

Take some fucking responsibility. When I was in HS I blamed nonexistant diseases on my inability to exercise, have a normal life, or not be depressed all the time.

Then I manned the fuck up, started making changes, and made sure I stayed with them. Even today, I almost slipped up on my nofap. I saw a thread on /t/ about Julia and a video link (bejav.com/pppd-335-pies-big-woman-teacher-gangbang-julia/). Holy shit, 9/10 perfect shit. But I'm not a fucking loser that wastes valuable micronutrients and fucks up his strength gains with prolactin (i.e refractory period) and ACTUAL CORTISOL with ejaculation.

This is your answer. You pathetic sack of shit.

>NEET
>jeally of other neets

High dreams and aspirations in this one.

>Food

uhh it's more than adjusting my calories. How the fuck do you expect me to ever hit macros?

If you actively looked for an answer, you would find it in less than five minutes.

Honestly, how have you survived so far being so useless.

I'm dependant on others for my survival

You're a leech and not even one with tits.

I'm not proud of it

But I do have gyno if that makes it better

>Literally preserve life in your worthless body for 25+ years
Fuck them, amirite?

Also, get a job.

Not being a neet is a good place to start op. You can't complain about getting your gains robbed when you literally do nothing to support yourself. I really hope youre a young kid and not a grown ass man who is too beta to provide for himself.

If youre an 18-20 year old, id suggest developing some reputable skills and creating a strong foundation for a financially secure life. Also, stop blaming others for your lake of will.

If youre a legit neet then please do the gene pool a favor and kill yourself.

I get less than 7 hours sleep every night you whingy little faggot.

Get a job and move out instead of being a lecherous little cunt

> pic related, you are more retarded than both of them

Shitposting at its finest.

Someone please vocaroo this with a manly alpha voice please

Ps: voice=attitude

>Keep nagging me about getting a job and moving out and doing chores
>Fuck man I know I'm a NEET but why do they have to be like this?
theres your problem, they just want you to be a decent human being
how about you grow tf up and get a job and your own place so you can live the way you want to? until then I guess you have to live by mommy and daddy's rules
>Can't get gf because of their bullshit
thats your own fault no doubt in my mind

I wish I had a lake of will

OP you made this thread at least twice and I'm surprised no one told you sooner. Stop complaining that your parents are telling you to become responsible. You should take your money, get a roommate and move out ASAP. The longer you wait in your parents house the worse

Next time you feel like remaking this thread spend that time searching for a job instead. Stop being a useless fucktard and maybe your parents will stop treating you like one.

Try getting a job. It will pay you money and then you can live like an adult instead of a bitchy houseplant

How will I afford rent with a minimum wage job?

If I were to get fired id be fucked hard

I know this is a crazy concept to someone so naive and oblivious to the real world, but it's called SAVING YOUR GOD DAMN MONEY

>Minimum wage
>Saving anything
yeah ok

I've seen this post long ago, months even.

Off yourself op.

>tfw you're actually a neet and know the key to getting a gf is to move out, have a job, and live a life not as a manchild.

You're a fucking dumbcunt.

>NEET

There is your problem. Get a job, move out, problem solved.

I frequent (and moderate) another chan and I swear this guy posts about his shitty life there too. If I remember correctly, that guy (who I suspect is this guy because of similar stories and typing patterns) got banned from other chan because of re-posting the same sob story over and over.

Go to sleep at 10, get a job, buy your own good food with money from job, look for a girl that lives alone and move in with her.