He shaves his pubic hair every week in hopes he'll get laid at the gym

>he shaves his pubic hair every week in hopes he'll get laid at the gym

Me

>He yawns in between sets!

>mfw I have never cut, shaved or done anything at all to my pubic hair besides cleaning it
>not even when I knew I'd be having sex
Is this alpha or omega?

>tfw I've never even trimmed my pubic hair

>he'll lift not heavy objects with excellent form to show off his gayns

a bit rude i'd say

I shave my chest stomach and balls every day in the shower.

If you do it every day it literally takes 1 minute

Start fucking tinder sluts on the regular to promote good hygiene you fucking slobs

so like omega then? I'm sort of starting to think being alpha and being omega is just two sides of the same coin

I trim cause its more comfortable

>he doesn't have a micropenis

this is pretty much the only good thing about being a redhead. my pubes are orange so girls literally can't see them unless they're like 5cm away

never have to trim or shave anything

>start fucking tinder sluts on the regular

>to promote good hygiene

wouldnt that do the exact opposite?

You must grow VERY short pubes if a girl cant see them, even if red.

Most people have a kind of mass of hair, like a bush.

Mine spreads as far as the edge of my thighs, into my gouch n crack, and reaches my belly button.

I have no hair anywhere else except lightly on my shins and head.

Only differentiated by success.

thanks for reminding me OP

I've been managing to get phone numbers and shit with what should be unacceptable behavior though, might think they're just into lads that stand out.

Like recently went piss drunk to a grocery store at 11am to buy cigarettes and beer while wearing a bath robe and flip flops, cashier gave me her phone number

>he doesn't shave his pubes and ass baby smooth

>things that didn't happen

I just shave cause it looks good for me and feels smooth.
What is the problem with shaving anyway.

if you dont shave you are probably a virign, that's the first complaint that happens

smoked inside on night bus

had sex with sad 32 y/o woman, stole liquor from her

Im a virgin and i regularly shave....

wow rebel!!!! u smoked on a night bus...mate ur a fucking legend

>Tfw you have to trim or else hookers will refuse to give you a blowjob

At least I get laid right....

>tfw hipster and only date tumblr girls who support the bush
normie girls are shit tier