What do you do when a girl checks you out at the gym?

What do you do when a girl checks you out at the gym?

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I grunt and beat my chest like a silverback gorilla and mate with her in the squat rack while screaming LIGHT WEIGHT BABY and taking 4 scoops of jack3d

>Girl looks at me
>"Y-you too..."

What the fuck am I doing at a gym?

Rock a hard on and look her dead in the eyes, it lets her know you're interested and breaks the ice

how do i know if she is checking me out or just looking at me cause I look weird?

It's never happened to me in the gym or out of it. Not once in 25 years.

Pretend I didn't see her and continue with my workout until she goes away and then spend the rest of the day thinking about how much I love her.

Wake up.

>how do i know if she is checking me out or just looking at me cause I look weird?
Are you me?

ignore them

sometime it gets annoying because I think they think I'm doing it on purpose when I refuse to acknowledge them and then think I'm weird

maybe it's all in my head. Am I autistic

Fortunately i go to the gym where no women allowed.

Your home gym?

you have to wait until another day or moment you have the opportunity to talk, you cant walk across the gym and say "hey you were looking at me, whats your name"

Nah just old and dirty gym in third world country.

I don't notice.
I never do.
One time I was ordering some fast food with two friends and we finish ordering and one guy has this weird look on him, I ask him what's up and he says something like "didn't you guys fucking notice security dragging that crazy negro out?"

Not sure dude, there's this chick I sometimes see at the gym and she's just the sexiest fucking lady I've ever seen, big tits, huge ass, tan, sexy eyes, anyways I usually catch her looking at me and I notice every guy at the gym looks at her while she's doing an exercise and I purposely don't look at girls or stare at their ass, etc and I swear ignoring her is making her stare at me more and even tried to workout closer to me.

Is there any rhyme to my reason here, I'm just thinking fuck I just turned 20 and I look decent with a few years lifting under my belt but why is this girl giving me green light signals, there's way more attractive and jacked dudes at the gym who are more her age

OH NO A FEMALE IS CHECKING YOU OUT

Make eye contact, knowingly chin lift. Eyebrows up while you tilt your chin up. You know the kind, "I'm cool with you as long as you're cool with me." There's a word for it. It's a "I'm safe, I won't gut you" gesture

If she returns the head nod and keeps eye contact, keep working out. You're here to get strong, not pussy. If she doesn't return the gesture, ignore her, she wasn't looking at you. Regardless, keep your form. You lose form, you lose her, you fucking fuccboi.

If she's interested, she'll wait until after you're done and approach you.

She'll say something to the effect of "Hey, you're strong, can you help me out with my form?"DON'T FUCKING SPEND ALL THE TIME TALKING ABOUT WORKING YOU FUCKING SPERGLORD. It's bullshit they don't care about their form, they're fucking women. This is just an excuse to start talking with her. Women are about escaping responsibility. It's not her fault that the qt dude she's talking to started flirting. He's cute, she can't control herself.

Yes, it's childish bullshit. Welcome to women.

I usually stare @ ground entire gym session /// so i couldnt know

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A random girl never went up to you, put her hand on your face and got real close with hers just to say hi?

and then you realized HE was security and YOU were the crazed Negro being dragged out

and you never

even

n o t i c e d

This guy is right you know.
That's what women do, they like plausible deniability so they don't look like a slut to their friends

I inflate my throat with air and spread my limbs to the side to appear larger as I sway back and forth, hissing. This usually works but on the rare occasions that a woman continues looking at me or asks me if I'm okay, I void my bowels to provide a distraction and escape while still holding the weights I was curling.

I was actually the cashier, and the crazy negro was my wife's son.

Smile and continue working out. I'm probably not interested in her anyway.

>>don't drag away me or my wife's son ever again

I posted this womans pic yesterday and people called her a lollipop head and said i was low test.

Fuck you OP

I feel like they don't check me out but are probably wondering why I'm air guitaring and head banging so hard

rip my pants and underwear off, run to her, rip her leggings off as well as her underwear, pick her up, and fuck her against the wall with her legs wrapped around my waist screaming YES!

what, are you a fag and you just look back and smile or something like a beta?

Every fucking time girls post pics like this, they arch their backs to accentuate their ass. It's cheating and I know they all do this crap in pics not just related to their ass, but it really fucking annoys. I can't not notice it now. Likewise for them crossing their legs to make it look like they have an hour glass figure.

Can you stop posting these shitty fucking skinny women? fucking disgusting.

I strike up conversation with them in between sets just like I do with guys who are working out around me because I'm not autistic and know how to socialise.

look back and smile

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Go fuck rebel Wilson u fag, or pic related

>vomit a bit on my sweater
>mom's spaghetti
>arms are heavy
>legs are weak spaghetti
>mfw I take out chalk and deadlift lmao3pl8

chad

Satan are you me?

I'm not a chubby chaser you low test fag.

pic related is the body of a perfect woman

AND EVRYBODYS WATCHING HERR, BUT SHELOOKING AT YOUOUUUOOO YUOOUOUU-O-OUUUUUU

im with this user right ere

>muh high test
You do realize that high-test is a meme right ? Fatties are disgusting, and "curvy women" become disgusting fat blobs when they become 30 years old. They are very short lived.

There is nothing wrong with that.

Squats

>fatties are disgusting
This is true.

>"curvy women" become disgusting fat blobs when they become 30 years old. They are very short lived.

this is not true, its just by the time they become 30 years old, they are already married so they just let themselves go and become fat.
but if a curvy woman takes care of herself then she will have a great body up to 45 years old or something, then it slowly gets worse. like any woman.

Haha was listening to this at the gym

tumblr gtfo fucking cunt

put my dick away before i get thrown out again

They don't.

This. If she smiles back. She at least wouldn't mind if you talked to her

this

>3pl8 deadlift
>chalk

kek

>implying CHAD goes to the gym

Go to a machine near them and if they still checking just say "hi how you doing? They always respond then have a normal chit chat and try invite them for a run or exercise outside session with me or even a workout in gym together. I got about a 25% success rate. Some women don't bite they married etc I've dated 5-6 women from gyms

how deluted are you?

Women are socially conditioned not to approach men. Waiting for then will never happen you have to make the move. The most women do is signal ALOT

>The most women do is signal
Such as? Smiling? What when she's just smiling because she has a good day?

She is looking at the shit stains on your pants.

Women are socially conditioned not to approach men. Waiting for then will never happen you have to make the move. The most women do is signal or come over near to you inviting your first move

Women are socially conditioned not to approach men. Waiting for then will never happen you have to make the move. The most women do is signal or come over near to you inviting your first moveNo they will keep looking at you making eye contact and make it obviously she is looking at you multiple times

fuck off you fat faggot, skinny women are the best

> homegym

Dunno, never happened

Check her out, if she's a 7 or above make eye contact and smile if she holds eye contact for more than 5 seconds, if she smiles back go over say hi then talk about random bs and then say I've got to get back to my workout and ask for her number so we can hang out (smash) later. Lmao at all the incels in this thread.

user. Please. Do it for us. Ask her out. Please. Just don't think about it.

>haha

Nothing, don't want my mom or sis think i'm weird

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and she has no idea the entire time?

madman

keep running

Holy fuck. Nice. But isnt it a bit dodgy to be askimg girls out in the gym? Doesnt that seem creepy to other grills?

haha

this is exactly my smile

Look away awkwardly, try to exit the area as quick as possible.

Check myself out too and agree with her.

Am I ugly if girls don't check me out?

You might be too hot so the girls are scared of you.

continue working out but with direct eye contact the entire time

I sperg out and try to ignore them/avoid them, then it gets obvious to them and then everything gets awkward for a few weeks till I'm able to converse with them like a normal person, then repeat the cycle again

How do I stop being this autistic and improve my social skills? When I know a girl likes me but I don't like them, or I like a girl and they don't like me, this scenario tends to happen.

I can't hold a conversation with a woman that I have nothing in common with desu, small talk is definitely not my forte.

that's bad for the neck, you need to get a stand for your guitar

too soon man.

I feel it too

Do u Look weird?

>be me
>see 8/10 QT mirin me while I'm on the pec fly machine
>pretend not to notice but make sure to take longer and really squeeze dem pecs for her
>look back
>she's still looking at me
>do another set
>still looking at me
>she must really want the D
>go to wipe down machine and she comes walking over
>oh shit nigger pls no spaghetti
>"Hey are you done with this machine"
>she was just checking when I was done
>why even live

xD

cant tell because i have to take my glasses off during my workout

literally cant see shit capn

glad to know that im not alone

Catch eyes with her in the mirror, smile, see her smile back, finish lift, walk by and say hi. Talk a bit, finish lifting together, then back to her place for a hot, sweaty post lifting fugg. Then go back home to my wife, shower, and fugg again.

Pajeet pls

Why can't I have her? Life isn't fair.

She's plastic. Just buy a black haired Asian-like barby, m8.
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Satan are you just here to hurt me?

You know excess body fat produces estrogen, not testosterone, right?

u me?

Amazing. 10/10 answer.

Lol

kek

This has got to be the Veeky Forums post of the year

I'd fuck her, no shame in taping that