/who devilish here/

>ask friend for a scoop
>internationally take a heaped one

>program says 3x8
>do 4x6 instead

>yo bro can you spot me?
>sure m8

Walk away mid set

>bringing multiple towels to the gym to claim all the benches

*intentionally

fuck my shit

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>Wipe grease on the barbells so that people slip them when they bench

Already caused two broken collar bones and a dislocated shoulder because of it.

>put 45s on the end of the 10, 25s, and 35s, and where the 45s go and put the 5s

>six eggs and two servings of broccoli and cheese
>cropdust the cardiobunnies

>guy asks me if I'm almost done with the bench
>say yes
>I'm not

>guy asks me if im done with the dumbbells
>tell him just a minute
>actually doing an 8 hour arm workout

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This thread has me in tears. Its been so long since ive laughed.

>me and bro
>both be virgins
>he loses his virginity first
>get into a fight for some random shit and he tells me I ain't ever finding a girlfriend to fuck like he does
>"you ain't fucking her bro, SHE'S fucking YOU"

>internationally

>forget squat plug
>steal pin from machine and use that instead
>steal more pins for added effect

>hot cardio-bunny qt3.14 asks if I have a girlfriend
>probably thinks I'm too ez like that
>"yeah"
>I'm a 25 year old kissless international virgin

>Internationally lie to fatty's and tell them I'm fit because of genetics

>work in supermarket
>put full fat product in place of low fat

>tell my shrink I'm not going to kill myself
>but I'll do it anyway


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>someone asks if I'm done with the equipment
>say yes and let him have it
>I wasn't actually done
heheh

>in a different city using a gym
>gym rep wants to sign me up for a membership
>said I would consider it
>don't

The planet fitness I used to go to actually did this to the ONLY barbell they had. Granted they didn't grease the knurling, only the collars, but still; WHAT THE FUCK. I used to go to use it and get grease all over my hands every time I put weights on it. I honestly can't even begin to describe my anger towards whoever thought that was a good idea. I know it's a PF and all that bullshit but that really doesn't make up for how fucking stupid greasing a barbell is.

all of you need a fucking spanking

>lying in that cute interns face
satan slow down here

bad line break ;^(

>wait for someone in the locker room to leave their protein powder sitting out
>pour nesquik when not looking

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>on purposely use bad form on deadlift to get in arguments with strongmen in my gym trying to help me

>convince dyel newcomers that the racks are for OHP and sneer at people using them to squat, "oh there goes Barry squatting in the press rack again" etc etc

>squatting in the OHP rack

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All the time....

S A N C T I M O N I O U S

>lift for years natty
>do heavy compounds + isolations and cardio
>achieve a 1400 total and a good physique
>jump on gear and get even bigger and leaner
>tell newbs they could achieve this in a couple of years natty with full body workouts

post pic

This desu senpai. Told all the fatties at work that I'm just ripped because if genetics and can eat whatever I want because of metabolism. They died inside and gave up hope. Stopped going gym.

Cringe thread?
Cringe thread.

Kys

No. I post in CBT and progress threads but I say claim natty.