Welcome to Pepe's Gym

Welcome to Pepe's Gym

> 43 squat racks
> protein dispensers in steam room (no homo)
> tipping front desk girl optional

Taking suggestions!

Whites only

>steam room
>not a dry sauna
enjoy your fungal infections

Janitors have to be spics otherwise it'd be too expensive, although in a whites only gym you probably don't need to clean things everyday... really makes you think.

GOMAD Mondays. Like Planet fitness' pizza days but with a gallon of milk for each member.

And drinking it is mandatory

protein dispensers will get mucky. better be protein in some solid form like soylent bars or the roach protein bars from snowpiercer.


we need like shower curtains around each squat rack since you've got so many so people can do whatever they want without incurring judgement from the incredibly judgemental fitizens that will populate your gym.

Goddammit you made me laugh.

fist post best post desu senpai

God tier gym right here

Could Ronnie Coleman be the only honorary token Black member?

>whites and only spics and asians that are 5'10 and over

free crab legs and a rack to leave your pet eagle when entering the gym

that just means whites only

...

No. Kali Muscle.

Good

>bowl of complimentary activated almonds at the front desk
>is in London
>lets you rent essential equipment like weightlifting belts, straps, or squat plugs

Fuck yes

I find this incredibly ironic coming from someone who feels the need to have an identity on an anonymous image board

>summer tripfag
>never heard about or saw him contribute anything to board
>tells people to go back

meanwhile in bizzaro Veeky Forums

> oats dispenser by towel rack
> supermong face targets in urinals
> scooby's massage parlor next to locker room
> all cardio equipment somehow not working

but laughing at dyel pajeets is part of my ab routine