How do I keep Pokemon Go from killing my gains?
How do I keep Pokemon Go from killing my gains?
travel in an electric scooter
Have shitty servers that won't allow you to log on ALL FUCKING DAY
>how do I stop playing a pay to win video game?
Eat more to counteract the running around
Everyone will get over it in a month at most.
Easy. My Pokemon go regiment.
>15 lb chest weights
>2.5 everlast wrist weights
>5lb. Everlast ankleweights
Instantly gain 30 lbs, and go for a hike or a walk. If your going to a park or whatever for 2 hours, at least add some resistance. The feeling of taking of the weights after some GOING is estatic
>WARNING: stretch like a mother Fucker before using weight suits. Back and hamstrings. Or you WILL be in pain (unless you maintain perfect posture.)
>walk around the wild
>no pokemon to be found
>drive to store
>pokemon all in one spot
If anything you'll get fat playing
Try having even a slight amount of discipline.
>Don't take Pokemon go seriously
>go on a hike and use stupid app as a catalyst to roam farther
Come on senpai. If you're over 13 and ACTUALLY care about 'poke man' than you're a lost cause.
I don't like pokemon. I wanted to see what the hype was about so I went on a walk through some woods and the game just acted as a low detailed GPS. But later on when I tried at the store all the pokemon were in one spot. I don't see how this game gets you to be active if you just drive to some public area that can be accessed by car and catch a bunch of pokemon in one spot.
>that's how it happened for me
>it must happen like this all the time, for everyone, all the time.
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I walked around a really big shopping center with friends for hours and there were easily around 75 other people walking around for hours, not to mention at least 25 people or so in cars driving around really slowly over the course of the night
Its pretty autistic but I had fun with friends and burnt some calories without paying shit
Catch machamp
Thanks big green!
>ankle and wrist weights
This is how you wreck your joints. Even the chest weight is bad if you suddenly add it all at once, you need to start slow to give your body time to adapt.
It's the jews man. If you think for one second paid sponsors won't start getting rare pokemon, you're kidding yourself. It won't stay pure.
>for a limited time only, catch ho-oh only at McDonalds
>burnt calories without paying shit
yeah, normally you would pay to burn calories
going to a gym*
>not paying shit
>playing autistic games
get a grip on life faggots
wtf I hate pokemon go.
STOP WITH THAT FUCKING MANCHILDREN GAME FFS.
I would eat 100 big macs for an ho-oh
I found a machop at the gym today
HOW DOES THE GAME EVEN KNOW!!?!???
>Download game cos of hype
>3rd pokemon captured was an EEVEE
>Notice it's at the end of the pokedex - "Maybe it's hard to find"
>Haven't played it again cos I don't know how to and don't want to fuck up
>won't play the game ever again
>autism
How the fuck do you throw a pokeball with wrist-weights on? What are you, the Hulk?
it's pretty bullyshit that actual gyms aren't pokemon gyms. The thing works with gps so it knows where a real gym is
if I catch any of you little pokemon dweebs searing for nugtritlets and jigglers at my gym ima fuck you up
*unsheathes katana*
I think the locations were submitted to the game makers
No, its via googlemaps landmarks
dyel detected
Grow up?
Get a life?
as if i needed any more proof this whole board is underage
>not using a lure module to lure the nerdy girls towards you
you will never make it user
How do I into Machamp mode?
They were submitted by Ingress players a couple years back
Sometimes actual gyms can be pokemon gyms but it's all based on whatever landmarks your local Ingress players tried to squeeze past
i've met 6 people in my city playing pokemon go, none of which were underage
most people playing are nostalgiafags that watched 1st gen and played the 1st gen games, 20-25 yrs old