Why didn't anyone ever tell me that it was this easy?

Why didn't anyone ever tell me that it was this easy?

Is that a dude?

girls want to meet dudes just as much as dudes want to meet girls. sorry you didnt learn this earlier breh

Yep
OP is actually a faggot.

You give me hope user, you look like a Windows tech guy and still made it

thats a fucking man
u mad, OP?

if she had mached up with u then she had already established the fact that she likes so

Savage

Getting a date isn't hard desu fampai
She doesn't even know you at this point

Uh.. That's a messenger chat bubble
OP is probably not talking to himself on messenger

We did, you just preferred to listen to redpill autists.

Seriously user, look hard at that top pic.

That is a mans jaw...how is nobody seeing this?

lol m2k

It's Mew2king

Dude thought you were a lesbian at first. Maybe he/she's thought the same thing.

If Veeky Forums not knowing what a messenger chat bubble is doesn't prove that this board is full with wizards then I don't what will. Not even OP, but holy fuck you guys total robots

What the fuck are you talking about?

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What the fuck are you talking about?

not all of us stayed on the jewbook after highschool user, get on that twitter/instagram game.

why are you talking to m2k?

SAVAGE

>he doesn't use an ijew

Do you have three hilarious best friends named Raj, Sheldon and Howard by any chance OP?

Looks like Zero's back on the prowl after dropping Banessa

>asf
Run.

why

yeah, getting a date is literally as easy as it gets, not spilling spaghetti during the date

Just drink then faggot

Just based off experience, asf is an indicator of immaturity

I see it bro but it might just be a girl with a good jawline.