Did the Finno-Korean hyper war really happen or is it just a meme?

Did the Finno-Korean hyper war really happen or is it just a meme?

You aren't old enough to remember the Hwan Afrikan uprising or the horrors of crossing the sea to first reach Sardinia...

Both. It happened, but God erased it for the lulz when the world was (re-)created about 6k years go.

The Sardinian Voyage was a real shitstorm. It's almost unbelievable the Finns made it without modern technology.
>the Finnish Empire is losing badly to the Hwan in what is modern Italy due to the Hwan dropping a proto-ninja spawning clone pool from space onto Sardinia
>Emperor Kekkonen XVI decides to send the Atlantis fleet to destroy it
>this is a hugely long voyage made even more difficult logistically because the Finns do not have any holdings in Africa or the Middle-East where they could get supplies
>adding to that the Atlantis fleet spends much of every year navigating via coastlines so many of the crew are grossly inexperienced in open water navigation and don't know how to do their jobs
>some of the ships are so outdated and in need of repair that they're referred to as the "sink by themselves" squadron
>upon setting out, there is a paranoid hysteria among the crew
everyone is jumpy that they'll be ambushed at any moment by Hwan cruisers and gene-enhanced dolphins
>after several false alarms reporting Hwan ships in the fog, they come near the Suez tunnel and encounter a small group of Wewuzian fishermen
>the Finns panic
>some charge about with lightsabers expecting to repel boarding parties, some put on power armor and lie prone on the deck
>the whole fleet opens fire on the "Hwan turtle ships" for twenty minutes
>they succeed in killing one melanoid swimmer and damaging two of their own ships

>one ship reportedly hits nothing with 500 shells
>this incident comes extremely close to having the We dynasty declare war on the Finns, but in the end they withhold themselves to merely denying the Finnish fleet use of the Suez tunnel
>this completely screws up the Finnish plans, and they now have to chart a course all the way around Suomi Kreikka
>they slowly make their way around Anatolia, fighting off several more "turtle ships" and picking up a variety of exotic pets like Angloids and KARA BOGA that now roam the ships
>their refrigerated ship fails and they have to dump large quantities of rotten fish, causing a swarm of piranhas to follow them around
>they had a long stopover in Croatia since a crewmember died of autism and had to be buried
>a live shell was mistakenly used in the gunnery salute, hitting the cruiser Uusimaa
>they order a gunnery practice against a stationary target
>they succeeded in scoring only a single hit... on the ship towing the target
>after successfully avoiding mutiny, they finally manage to get in close to Sicily
>the admiral decides to try and sneak between Sicily and Italy under cover of darkness and make for Sardinia
>all ships extinguish their lights to maintain stealth
>except for the hospital ship Lemminkäinen, who kept them burning in accordance with the rules of war
>a Hwan ship spots Lemminkäinen, comes close to investigate, and determines it could be a support vessel to a larger fleet
>Lemminkäinen, for its part, misidentifies the Hwan vessel as a Finnish one, and signals it to be cautious about the rest of the Finnish fleet
>the Battle of Sardinia ensues
>4000 Finns die and 7000 are captured, compared to Hwan losses of ~100 dead
>the Finns lose the war soon after in the activation of the Autism Arrays
>its the first time a Finnic power is defeated by an Korean one

>exotic pets like angloids and KARA BOGA
Is this what a meme overdose feels like?

I really like this type of autism

I heard they found some unexplained lightsaber on moon when they finally landed there five years ago

>combining the Sardinia meme and the Russian Baltic Fleet greentext
I fucking love this board

>The Sardinian Voyage was a real shitstorm. It's almost unbelievable the Finns made it without modern technology.
The Ancient Finns were far more advanced then us though.

>>its the first time a Finnic power is defeated by an Korean one
>""""win""""" the war
>*collapse*

I really want korean revisionists to stop trying to shoehorn their narrative everywhere. Like them denying their warcrimes to this day isn't enough.

True, but they had no GPS equivalent thus the only way to get to isolated islands with no humans like Sardinia was to drop people there from space. And as we know, the Treaty of Lesbos granted the Lemurians almost unlimited access to near-Earth space while restricting both the Hwangook and the Finnish Empire heavily.

How did the Lemurians still manage to lose despite confiscating the Helsinki Space Fleet?

Nobody talks about the Albano-Slavic Hyper War...

>Combining the Voyage of the Damned, Sardinia, and Finno-Korean Hyperwar all in one

Can someone explain this meme to me?

It’s basically a mashup of every absurd nationalistic historic theory, nothing more.

It's just a joke user. It's ancient aliens and atlantis theories taken to their logical extreme.

Basically there were two hyper advanced powers in the psat one being the ancient finnish khanate and the other the hwan korean empire.
They had a massive war fought on earth and around earth's orbit.
Techniclly both sides lost as they collapsed with the finns becoming autists and the koreans having their dicks shrunk.
Since then both powers have been a shell of their former selves.

They didn't lose though. They left the planet after the Hwangook ruined it for everyone

Nah, only the Hwan empire is something people genuinely believe in Korea. Ancient Finnish Empire was invented on Veeky Forums.

Actual Finns jerk off to the idea of a semi-animalistic hunter gatherer ancestors who settled the north after the ice age, nothing more. Empires and civilization don't make Finns cum buckets(because they are seen as inherently foreign) but hunter gatherers do.