Meet girl

>talking to a girl for weeks
>fit, huge ass
>offhandedly mentions one day that she has never let anyone near her butthole and would never because 'it's so gross'
>say how every girl ever says that until they actually get their turdcutter polished by a tongue
>she insists she is different

How fucking selfish can you get. Dropped her right then and there and have been ignoring her for weeks. Girls who blanket dismiss butt stuff, especially girls with nice butts, are the fucking devil.

What's up with ass? All girls allowed me to do but stuff, but I just did it once or twice when I got bored. Anal sex and eating ass doesn't feel as good as porn makes it look.

Put on this earth to deny me a simple pleasure. Why even have a nice ass if not for rimming and fucking? Do you think I want to frame your gorgeous posterior and mount it on my mantle and the appreciate it from afar? No! I want to mount it on my bed and get up close and personal with it. Why would such a treasure be forbidden? It's cruel. It's frustrating. It's the fucking devil and I hate it SO much.

Thankfully latinas, the rightful assqueens, are totally down with getting rimmed and stuffed in the butt. If my fellow assmen are suffering the same plight just get a thicc latina.

Its just my kink, been. A fat bottomed girl who can cum from anal and shivers from a nice rimming is literally all I want in a partner. It's pretty rare but I've been dating a latina recently who is exactly that so my derision of anal and rimming prudes has all but diminished.

>>meet girl
>>get on well with her
>>motivation goes through the roof
>>make more effort socially, lift more and dress better
>>girl gives me hope
>meet her
>she's beautiful
>date her for five months
>lose 35 kg of fat, start looking kinda fit
>she leaves me
>motivation dissappears
>Now that I tasted social life, I can't stand being alone anymore

wanna change places, OP?

Anal sex feels incredible. I love the smell of my gf's butt too but she keeps telling me that we do too much anal these days and should limit it.

Am I a fag, Veeky Forums?

>Anal sex feels incredible.
I really don't get this, pussy feels better for me, even a skifful handjob feels better than anal, but thats probably just personal prefferences.

>Now i have a thing with a russian and i think shes just against all butt-stuff in general

They're supposed to, unless you want to date a sexually confident woman.

Just because they're against it, it doesn't mean they won't let you do it. It's all part of a ritual, man. Women are not supposed to like anal. They're supposed to say "In my butt? Keep dreaming! No, no, no..."

I strongly believe that if you don't want to fuck your wife in the ass there is something fundamentally wrong with you.

thats beautiful

my last girlfriend was the same although she let me try it a few times. after a while she would just say 'i dont want you to do that' as if i was trying to rape her mother

fucking prude bitch

it is the true sign of a dominant man

>They're supposed to say "In my butt? Keep dreaming! No, no, no..."
Asked 4 girls I fucked for anal and never got this reply.

>needing grills to motivate
>making it
stay beta

>tfw no latinas in europe

>she's ugly as fuck in pictures

Who the fuck cares? Are you some facebook attention whore?

honestly though, from assman to assman, do you still feel like you can look at your gf the same after you have licked their asshole?

This. Too many girls play the games they think men want them to play. The teasing, the lack of certainty, the hypoheticals, all games to see if you are worthy of her ass. In this day and age (CURRENT YEAR) assplay is becoming less taboo. Eating ass is practically mainstream, even if it is partially ironic. More and more women are realizing that their butts hold power over themselves and not just men. If they give in and love it (as they obviously will) it becomes harder to use as a bargaining chip when they really just want to straight up ask their partner to eat their ass like it's only thing keeping them alive.

cute girls have even cuter assholes

I find her even sexier afterwards desu. Especially if she was vocal during. Moaning, breathing hard, that almost silent wet noise from her teeth sliding along her lip. Unf too good. Her pleasure, and her surrender to said pleasure, make her more attractive than I can really say.

I'm sorry my European friend. That is my hell.

fuck that's hot
> tfw gf doesn't like the old lickaroo

at least she sometimes rims me and I can face fuck her

you are trash, OP

>tfw no latinas in australia

a-a-at least we have abos right

Also, this. Like a cute cat has cute paws, cute girls have cute assholes. The best.

Bitches are smart af when it comes to knowing flattering angles and lighting

I know a solid 4/10 who comes across as an 8 on social media

Never believe their lies

Why not just go for Spanish girls its not like they are different anyway.

>implying you don't look like shit in selfies
Pictures taken up close are distorted because a camera only looks through one lens, one perspective, while our vision works with the combined perspective of two lenses.

Hardly anyone looks good in pictures taken up close

>race mixing
>ever

>I could never be seen with that
Americans...

>Little Tommy has a 4/10 gf, what will the neighbours think!
Autistic/10

barely any spanish where I am, turkish qt it is i guess

We have south europeans, was in barcelona a few months back
ASS
FUCKING
EVERYWHERE

I'm in love with my trainer. She's fun, a fucking mess, fit as fuck, great thick ass, 15% bf.

But she's fucking 5/10 looking. I look at her sometimes and I am sad she is not 7/10 at least.

There is no way I could leave my wife for her.

But I'd fucking kill to do OP's pic with her...

take your shit back to /pol/

Educate me on eating ass guys

What should she do to prepare?

What do I do when doing it? Just lick everywhere?

Any tips or tricks to increase her pleasure?

< you

Just hold your breath or breathe out your mouth. If you get a nostril full of dat scent it will change your relationship. Irreparably.

And don't forget to make the 'omnomnom' noise.

shower and clean it. Depends what she likes really. My ex liked it when i put a lot of pressure on it. But an overall winner is just variate, broad licks with a large part of the tongue, and pressured around the ring and on it with the tip.

get her to take a shower and wash her ass with soap first.

just spread dem cheeks with your hands and do the same as you would with a bagina man. sometimes nice little flicks along the rim and sometimes push hard into it. some girls don't mind a finger in there too.

mah brehs

would never breed children with a non white woman

practically no spanish women where i live
most people did tell me they're massive whores so i'll visit again sometime

>What should she do to prepare?

Drink a shitload of liquor because you might get a shitload while you lick her.

>What is Spain

>tfw youre the one that just looks bad

i think the portion of native blood is what gives them big asses

Either way, there are a shit load of south and central americans living in spain

If she isn't a 10 it aint worth it. EVER!

lel fuckin pussy

wow seriously. fucking pictures? so you'd prefer if your gf looked immaculate in pictures but be sort of "meh" in real life? what a sad sad life to be so consumed and deluded with fear of what other people say

Enjoy your shitty tongue m8

enjoy your boring vaginal intercourse plebeian

Don't get me wrong, i'll dick a bitches ass anyday bruv, will never bring myself to tongue punch that shit if she's anything under a 10 though.

>TasTAFE
unsurprising cuz

what if the female has a 10/10 ass but a 5/10 head? what then fuckboy? you gonna pass up that ass just because they got a 5head or some shit?

your gf ass is loose as fuck then, my ex ass was so tight that i'd cum in less than a constant minute of fucking it, and her moaning, holy shit i got a bonner while writing this doe

I know that feel.

>fuck your wife in the ass there is something fundamentally wrong with you.
>fuck your wife in the ass
>not the vagina
>fundamentally wrong with you.

Theres something fundamentally wrong with you if you like fucking in the ass. You are gay just accept it.

i find anal so boring now. can't feel any sensation compared to the vagoo, even when deep

Ass fits differently, but to me the real pleasure is hearing her moans. Also, the access is better, so you can have your back straight, grab her hair and push with your hips confortably

You do know why these people in central/south America speak Spanish and Portuguese, right?

Is this a troll?

Do you really think spanish ad portuguese girls look like latinas? Is this a troll?

kek hot half casts exist though

thhis thread is full of sodomites

a hot half cast is an average white girl at best mate

underrated post

Exactly. My whore moans in what could only be described as sweet pain.

It drives me INSANE.

I look nice when i see myself in the mirror but in photos i look like shit

Kek

I know a girl who's legit 9/10 in real. On pics she looks just 6.
In my opinion I myself look ugly on pics and above average irl. Mirror effect alone won't explain it. It has more to do with camera's aperture, because on pic made with super fancy camera and pro photographer I look normally.

>gf of 2 1/2 years
>always has enjoyed getting her ass eaten/getting fingered especially when I eat her out
>anal is uncommon but it happens under the right circumstances
>she continually gets UTIs
>thinks they're coming from butt stuff
>tells me.no more butt stuff
>stops getting UTIs
>no more butt stuff since

>Mfw

That is a very lucky guy.

Girls who get their ass eaten just want to have the bragging rights. Sorry guys if you've done this already.

hiring an escort to eat ass is a bad idea, right

Ew what the fuck, man
Are you sticking it in her ass and back in her pussy?

You must be nasty

I only ever did that like the first couple of times we did anal and were really drunk for it. She didn't get a UTI from it either of those times.

>37894584
Only common thing they share is their langage. Spanish girls are like most of central European countries mixed with other shit. So there are blonde, brunette, ginger and not thick for the most of them.

Fuck spanish girls.
Italians on the other hand. HHHNNGG.

>sex = race mixing
literarily kill yourself

What board do you think you are on?
Veeky Forums and /soc/ are full of people with Elliot Rodger syndrome

Hahhaahahhahahahahahahha

Where do you live, Slovaquia?

I'm with you anal is way way over rated only guys with thin dicks like it :\

Her face says I don't want this cuckold I want some bbc or a chick. She has zero expression yet guys still brag that this is cool or making it

Really fit...really...at least Boi pussy is some interaction. You can keep the dead fish Bruh. Bisex master race

holy SHIT

Trust me, it's only conceptually hot. Because most are uglier than the shit I took this morning the few passable ones are recognised by the brain as a taboo, and thus selectively hot from person to person. You can never get a decent sample group of guys to agree that an abo is hot.

Why the fuck would you want to lick a woman's dirty shit hole. Women have pussies faggot.
Go for men if you want asshole.

>Why the fuck would you want to lick a woman's dirty shit hole

Why are you with women who don't shower?

I've never understood rimjobs. Is no one afraid of tasting poo?

thank you been waiting on the close up of this smug bastard kek

You do realize that you can go ass to pussy, right? Fingers, tongue, dick; it doesn't matter. Once you go for the stink you must not go back to the pink at all for that round unless you clean yourself off. You should apologize to you more than generous girl for being such an insensitive and ignorant fool. Learn the ways of the body before you act, user. Stop being such a sexual pleb

Can't***

That's because 99% of people who look attractive on pictures do so because they make an effort to do so.A legit beauty doesn't have to try.I know some 3/10s who make themselves look like 7s on social media.

As a frog who lived 2 years at Caracas and few months in Algarve, Portuguese and South Spanish girls definitely do. Probably because of that sandniggers blood