Suppose to be cutting because I'm a fatfuck

>Suppose to be cutting because I'm a fatfuck
>Eat a caloric surplus and skip cardio instead

>Suppose to be bulking
>Eat at maintenance instead

>doing whatever i want
>enjoying every moment

>Suppose to be not jacking off
>Jacking off

>supposed to eat maintenance
>drinking weight gainer

>tries to be D E V I L I S H
>ends up hurting only himself and not others

Absolutely diabolical OP

>tell myself I'm going to fap real quick and be done with it
>edge for 4 hours
>dont cum
It's been 10 days
Send help

But that's wonderful, I wish I could do that

>supposed to be eating healthy
>three chocolate chip cookies in a row.

>take a monstrous bulking dump
>finish and immediately pet cat before washing my hands

D E M O N I C

>tell myself to stop talking to girl so i can finally forget about her
>ask her to come to a BBQ at my place
S A T A N I C

>Finish Benching
>Don't wipe the bench

D E V I L I S H
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>suppose to be cutting
>bulking and setting PRs instead

>supposed to be bulking up
>keep skipping breakfast and eat shit food

>supposed to be cutting
>Set pr on all floors

>supposed to be making it
>continue living like a waste of space with no improvements for years
A S M O D I A N I C
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why tho

Not even funny

madman

>I was supposed to make my move on on a pretty girl at a party
>spent the whole night with my friends drinking too much and in the end, didn't even exchange a word with her

P I R U L A I S M A I N E N

>got with a fat chick just to make my ex jealous
>she wasn't even at the party

>mfw I OHP on the squat hack

>Suppose to be Benching
>I Squat instead

absolute m a n i a c

>always steal a barbell pin when i go to the gym
>once i have enough pins I melt it into a shitty 10 lb plate
>paint it black so it looks aged and carve 45 lb on the outer disk
>once I have 10 I will find a way to get them inside my gym and see what people do

you expect me to believe this demonry?

>help a granny cross the avenue
>leave her in the middle of the avenue and sprint off

i don't believe you

>friends asks Me for fitness advice
>Tell him to do SS

don't, it was a joke

>friend asks me how I got so shredded
>tell him GOMAD
>he ends up at a mental hospital

real nigguh thing to do
makes u think tho

A N G E L I C

>Haven't gone to the gym in a month
>Still shitpost on Veeky Forums

>give people bad advice on /r/formcheck
>upvote myself with my multiple accounts
>downvote anyone who contradicts me

>claim natty
>use creatine

>buy into the morphogenic categorization propaganda
>am stuck, and submitting to it

>come to fitness imageboard
>post kazakh volleyball players

Äijä on kans

YKS PERKELE
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Cookies doesn't count

>Y U NO OLD MEMES
>IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR
>ME GUSTA

G I R U G A M E S H

>supposed to be giving fitness related tips
>shitposting

I mean...why? Not morally..just who has the fucking time to do that shit?

if only this was true

i do this. its the worst