This guy walks up and slaps your gfs ass, what do Veeky Forums?

this guy walks up and slaps your gfs ass, what do Veeky Forums?

break his plastic face

slap his ass back

Spam low kicks

>I already do 8 scoops, leave us alone!

ask him to jiggle his triceps for me
it's funny every time

ask him if he's natty

Mock his jew nose

throw a tactical Ben&Jerry's on the ground and run away

poke him with a needle and watch the synthol drip out.

For Rich's standards he looks so fkn small in this pic.

yell "CMON" unironically

GOTTA SLAP BIG TO GET BIG CMON!

kek

give him a small push. all his joints would explode simultaneously

>slaps my gf
>Yells: high five!
mfw

I have a girlfriend?
I'd be astounded.

i like

Call the cops and make a bunch of shit up, he looks like a goon so they probably won't look into it too much.

Laugh in his face

what gf?

considering he is an old man who is full of plastic surgery and already proven to use fake weights anyone can easily trow him on the ground.

Slap my GF's ass hard, harder than he did, and not release her ass cheek, but hold it firmly in my hand, then look him in the eyes and say "One day you may."

kek'd hard