Receive blowjob from girl

Fuck that bitch tips are earned not asked for never see her again. Besides they charge 2 much to be tipping.

I literally don't feel anything but occasional teeth

If a girl gave a blowjob to my finger I would still know what she's doing

Not even American, you're just retarded

I always say thank you afterwards, that's just having good manners I think

>the ho doesn't even know that she has been sucking the tip at the end

Bitch better show some gratitude for me spraying my nutrients all over the inside of her mouth.

I am an American and my dick is luckily not cut. Big gains, big dick.

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I can smell your dick from here, big foot.

>tfw have gf
>tfw she doesn't give blowjobs
>tfw i love giving the old licaroo
>tfw it's been like this for 2 years

I swear if she wasn't hot with a great supportive personality this would really fuck me over. Also i'm not sure if the long distance makes this better or worse.
>what do i do Veeky Forums?

She gives CHAD blowjobs

what is her reason for not giving them

try getting her to sixty nine. i did this with a girl who was a virgin who was hesitant about giving head. the mutual oral sex at the same time relaxed her and took the spotlight away from her performance and out of her own thinking. she was worried shed "be bad at it". 69 is like holding hands and is very good at removing hesitancy since you are both receiving and giving. and theres also the implication of you going on and on eating her out that she would do it too as long as you are doing it to her.

that might not help at all, but good luck and more importantly dont allow yourself to be taken advantage of

just the tip?

CHAD gets BLOWJOBS while eating PIZZA and you lift LMAO1PLATE for REPS.

>sticking your nose in her butthole while you lap up that puss

Best part of 69.

Why even have a gf then? A girl who won't suck my dick or swallow is not worth it.

>tfw sucked my own dick 30 minutes ago
It was just the tip, I came pretty fast but it was HORRIBLE. I don't think I'll ever do it again. Those front neck muscles got a really good workout though.

>implying that I need a reason

not saying
>SHIEEEET SHAWTY

i dunno man, she is a nurse and basically has to see and clean dicks all day (also save lives and shit) so is kind of put off at having to stick mine in her mouth. Also i can't really cum, i've been able to through normal sex maybe 5 times in my whole life out of the hundreds of sexy times with her, but 5% seems like a high estimate, so there isn't much incentive really for her since she could be sucking for hours.

anyway, i'll keep the tip in mind and give her my tip.

that does sound bretty gud

Your testosterone levels must be really low.

>affirmative
>AFFIRMATIVE
>I arrived

if youre fucking around and getting BJs from random hoes

you aint beta

Shoulda said

*plrrrrt* oh yeah? *frrrrp* Well, get a load of this ! *FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPB*

Ahhh that's better.......

As long as you grabbed her by the hair and slammed her down its okay to say thank you

Tfw really good at oral bc I got that Gene Simmons tongue with the explosive speed of Usain Bolt so anytime I 69 a girl they get too fidgety and distracted to suck my penis
Jokes on them though bc I have no idea what I'm doing in sex

nobody does bro

why you cant cum?

>see someone 25ft behind me
>hold the door for them and tell them to have a nice day sir
>he tips me $5

Because than you isn't thank you fuckhead.

>people call me a non offensive nickname for years
>dont hate it but id rather be called by me name
>feel like people will question me and/or get mad or something if i tell them to start calling me by my name

I'm here OP.

Is this what it's like to be black?

Read No more Mr. Niceguy, good book. I couldn't cum during blowjobs or sex for about 2 years, I'd just jack off over my gf's tits after an hour or so of futile pounding. I read that book and was jizzing regularly 2 weeks later.

I still don't cum from bj's, but they're pretty much always a 4play prelude to sex. Assert yourself, man!

I still have a glans.

same situation. told them to stop they stopped but often they slip. some time passed they almost never slip now. i dont even care about it anymore

>gf gives me a bj for 30 minutes
>cant cum
>cant ever cum

It's been our 4th time together and I havent cum. Can anyone help?

every time I have one night stands with tinder girls, my brain starts thinking "you should say I love you here"

I don't, I catch myself... but still. every single time. pretty scared I'm gonna end up saying it once

Stick things up her ass until she blows you

You should try saying it once to get it out of your system. What's the worst that could happen?

doctor. if murica and too poor for doctor or something google a lot and be very very careful.

Are you cut?

You are supposed to stick your tongue in her butthole, man.

stop jerking off

cuz he likes dudebutts, probably

You've gotten used to the stimulation of porn and your own hand. Try getting head while watching porn or just quit porn altogether and see if that works

Yeah buddy , cum'on

Seriously guys is making it just a meme to keep Veeky Forums? Maybe turn my emptiness into art?. Fuck killing myself. Ill do that if the people who recommended it are coming with me too. Even then id just laugh and let them kill themself and not kill myself.

Maybe start writing music like black metal, grind or slam?
ALL I SEE IN MY PIC IS SCOLIOSIS UGH PIC RELATED

>tfw borderline personality disorder
>the definition of your brain not feeling like it's gonna make it ever
>can't lift the feels away because of dead lift injury when i was a stupid 17 year old. Currently healing it but can't lift. I can only walk.
>Long sustained piriformis injury for 8 years. Yummy sciatic pain as long as I can remember ( I'm 25)
>No matter how wealthy/chad you get with social status and how much pussy you disregard you never feel totally fulfilled or good enough and happiness is only seen as something that'll evidentally fade soon forth and is ignored to avoid the fall from happiness to inevitable emptiness

>I saw the girl of my dreams today. I've had the most retarded passionate sex with her before. Mostly i Fuck girls and their shittyness turns me off from continuing a relationship but she is great in general so i keep her around.
i care so little she may as well have been invisible today.

>gf thanks me after sex
She loves me.

>Making out with a girl
>Getting into it
>Nibbling her neck and shit
>She says "Ouch"
>Stammer out a sorry and then go back to light touches for the rest of the night

On Sunday I fucked an asian girl who has a bf
Monday morning I fucked my phat ass co worker who has a bf
Tuesday night I got blown and titty fucked another co worker and spent the night
This morning I brought the asian over and came on her face then dropped her off to her bf

This would not be possible If I didnt lift or have confidence...this shit is crazy man. Just wanna say thanks Veeky Forums thanks Zyzz

Cant trust girls anymore

My dick is cut and it sucks not to come from blowjobs. Also regular sex is problematic for me 50% of the time.
Anal is the only thing that works 95% of the time thats why i have to seek for anal addicted woman who are rare...

Just be careful m8

I've said sorry but I don't think it's weird

I once headbutted a girl during sex

I laughed my ass off while she got pissed. Eventually got her to finish me off though

BPD here too.

It gets better if you actively try. I abstain from anything that changes my mood dramatically (drugs [coffee and supps included], cumming, carbs, etc.).

I fuck up most of my friendships because when I see their imperfections I just become disgusted and want to never talk to them again. Now I'm just slowly easing it in where I look over the small things and force myself to not give a shit.

>told my female bookkeeper "yes ma'am" in response to a demand for coffee

Laughing nervously when taller/bigger guys speak to me is the cherry on top

this.

Lol

> "You like it?"
> Yes, t-thank you

Do you have to remind me of this shit in every fucking thread? Seriously, loser

Iktf bro, I've only had sex with one girl, which was my ex and I would always go soft in her mouth. Not sure if I'm not sensitive or if she was really bad. Probably both

This is gold. Please, whats the whole thing?

>shit white people say after sex
-Wow that was great
-Thank you
-I really liked that, thank you
-Did you record the block?
-Diane is having drinks and nibblies at her place this afternoon

Is that because your prostate is being stimulated by the anal? Or does the straight up fact that a cock is in your ass get you off?

Your finger has more sensitivity then your mutilated penis you fucking gentile

Why do you feel the need to tell people this? Are you insecure about your own dick, or do you just want others to feel bad, you edgelord?

It's just retarded trolling and same faggotry. Pathetic and not even funny. Worst kind of trolling.

It still sucks to be reminded of this shit

used to porn and not relaxed

stop jerking it every day and stop watching porn

SHE is giving CHAD tons and tons of BLOWJOBS behind your BACK while you KISS her on the LIPS
BECAUSE of that YOU are GAY

Please read again summer

cant even cum from a bj when my gf gives it to me

not circumcised

I don't get soft but i cannot cum. Sucks to be cut.
How long did she blow you until you got soft?

The best thank you is returning the favour.

Topkek
To add
>Did you come?

>Did you come?

where?

>female friend mentioned that given the chance she would fuck me
>just laugh awkwardly

Im retarded

>meet up with old coworker when I went to go return some shit at a Winners
>she keeps chatting me up
>asks for my number to hang out
Sure, whatever
>won't stop texting me
>constantly inviting me to shit
>I tell her I'm shy and awkward
>"Noo I'm shy and awkward too, come out, it's just me and one of my girl friends!"
>"I have a nice butt!"
>literally just sends me a text saying "I have a nice butt"

Pic related
>Im still too scared to meet her friends
>afraid she'll try to get pregnant or some shit, women are crazy

>i have a nice butt

wat

I know man, I know.

well, do you have any pictures to back up her statement?

Suppose I should've asked for some proof

But her ass is okay, nothing special

Tell her it was incredible instead of "thank you".

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Many girls are just bad at giving blowjobs. It's normal if they can't make you come even when you're uncircumcised.

Not replying
>Oh, well in that case.

>not replying "mine's better"
It's like you're a virgin or something lmao

>tfw ex gf wouldn't give me anal for almost 2 years
>tfw i broke it off with her eventually over some argument
>tfw i would have probably been less inclined to break it off if we'd have anal sex regularly
>tfw i undirectly broke off a 2 year relationship with a loving gf because she wouldn't let me stick it up her ass raw doge
no ragrets tbqh

>tfw for years i've had a butthole licking fetish
>think it's fucking weird as shit so never tell anyone about it
>wanted to lick all of my ex gf's anuses but never did
>mfw "eating ass" is now perfectly socially acceptable and everyone talks about it
>tfw no gf in the current year

I support this statement
>ex gf giving me a blowjob, I'm uncut and I literally go soft in her mouth
>she asks what the problem is, I say that it just doesn't do anything for me
>she gets all moody and refuses blowjobs instead of trying to better herself
>a few weeks later she reveals she's been reading online and wants to test out her new found skills
>feel at least something to maintain erection but nowhere near orgasm
>break up later for reasons unrelated to this
>receive blowjob from random girl one night, absolutely mind blowing and i cum within a minute

>mfw "eating ass" is now perfectly socially acceptable and everyone talks about it
Nice try, user.