What's the point of being Veeky Forums when you have a small dick?

That's literally an average size dick you mong

she faked it

Well a lot of people consider average tiny

>6in
>small
Nigga that's dead average. You spend too much time on blacked.com

having neither a small dick nor being Veeky Forums (yet), I wouldnt know
not having a small dick though the goal of me trying to get Veeky Forums should be pretty obvious

WHICH FUCKING IS IT?
>5
>5.5
>6

8x6

>5-6
Wow user so fucking complicated

If you fall in that range you're fucking average you stupid bitch

Be fit sissy

I am fit enough to get compliments on my body and pull women fairly often, but I can tell some girls are disappointed when they see my 5.5x4.5. It doesn't bother me and I can get the girl off, but I think when women see muscles they automatically assume I have a big dick too. In the end, it's not an issue unless you make a big deal out of it.

What about girth, sitting here with 4.5 and I want to kill myself for my needle dick.

This.

It's like being "average" height. You'll always be seen secretly by women as a sad figure, as half a man - if they're nice. If they're not nice, they'll just mock you. Nobody wants average. Average is for losers. Girls watch porn. That's your competition.

>girls are disappointed
>just don't make a big deal out of always disappointing women

That's not helping, user

that girth is a bit below average, but it won't stop you from being able to hit the gspot and give pleasure. You just need to focus on technique and position, like put a pillow under your gals bum when you fuck her in missionary.

They aren't disappointed with the sex, they are disappointed with the size. I guess it's not so bad, at least I leave them satisfied and pleasantly surprised.

What's the point of being aesthetic if you have a circumcised dick?

Quiet dicklets, men are talking.

tfw when I'm a healthy 8", would suck to be a dicklet

>That isn't small, you j-just watch too much porn! The average penis length is 5 inches (and that's not even taking lying into account. You have nothing to be ashamed of. And on top of that you could be a grower and not a shower. What other people in a gym or theater shower might see as a small penis might actually get quite large when erect. We have nothing to be ashamed of.

What's the point of being un/fit/ with a big one?

We're all going to make it brehs.

>mfw small dick
>mfw gay
>mfw bottom

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>he cares if women are satisfied
Kek if she stops coming over when you ask her to just go get another one.

get a pump m8 and stretch in the shower occasionally, added .5 inches on me in 4 weeks

Im now 7.5 inch masterace, ready to join the 8' club in a couple months

Temporary gains. And permanent dead dik if you over do it.

Dont worry, I'll take care of Stacy for you after your dick dies.

Tell me more of this?
Took a week off recently, seems pretty permanent...

ded dick is for nut jobs that try to get like 2 inches in a month. bust up blood vesicles and shit

Any links?

Playing with fire. Good luck on you, but gains not permanent without continual use, and risk of dead dick. But you already knew that. Most just use it to impress Stacy then take months off while fucking her til something comes up and she leaves, none the wiser.

i know

feels good mang

>kys if small dick you'll never satisfy a woman
>Never care what a woman thinks

You can't choose both m8

micropenis spotted

memes aside it feels great when you make a woman cum. she becomes your sex slave and you can manipulate her at will.

...

Assuming you weren't cursed with an ugly face too, you could play the super hot hard to get Chad who is so hot he rejects 10/10 sluts begging for his dick. It will make everyone go wild and envy you. Just don't ever reveal your dick or hint at being sexually inadequate. Or have sex. Just jack off at the thought of everyone wanting you so bad. Sex is overrated anyway, even with a big dick, masturbation can feel better, especially if you play with your prostate

Not him,
this might sound like an exaggeration but I swear to fuck. If you get her to cum, and cuddle with her in the after glow, they ALWAYS get this look in their eyes. This one chick even offered anal afterwords.
She probably didnt have and enema and was likely inexperienced so obviously I declined but the thought was there.

Why are you all so insecure? I've never gotten a negative look or comment about my 5.5x5 penor. If a girl gives you a negative comment or a bad look, just look at her vagina and grimace a little. It will hurt her way worse than she hurt you.

Do you think most girls enema themselves before anal? Virgin confirmed.

kek, try anal without an enema oh brave satan
and prepare for the worst smelling soup youve ever had on your dick.

If shes not stretched your going to hurt her to, so thats always nice too. Also use a metric fuck ton of lube or your just a shitty person.

Youll make it one day user.

Sometimes you got to make them bleed. I fuck for my pleasure, not hers. Can confirm soup

I got a 7x5 incher and i always get "compiment" on my dick like "you have a nice cock".

>I made my gf cum! She's my sex slave I can manipulate now!

Those last two posts aren't the guy who claimed the sex slave, manipulation thing.

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Quiet dicklet, men are talking.