Go on a cut

>go on a cut
>eat exactly what I was eating when I was maintaining, just a lot less of it and cutting out one meal altogether
>do cardio more than anything
>gain 3kg

>go on Veeky Forums
>lie

I wish I were lying bro, I fucking wish

If it makes you feel better, I started my deficit and cardio and lost 13-14 pounds... I literally have no idea how you'd gain weight, that's fucked up.

Have you been drinking more fluids lately? That may be your weight gain

OP has been dieting for 3 days & thinks he "gained 3kg". We dont even need roids anymore if this is true.

I said I lost weight

I've been doing this for 7 weeks now

Starvation mode bro. You're making energy out of thin air, possibly photosynthesis because you're not eating enough. What's your mom's name? I know this happened with a guy I know because his mom's name was Rose, and we think that she was probably part plant, but he never knew her, so we couldn't ask and his dad didn't want to talk about it.

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It's water weight. You could lose it in a day.

t. Fatty

>lose job, run out of money
>stop working out
>can only afford to eat a bowl or two of rice a day for two months
>lose 15lbs

fuaaark! is all good though lads, starting my new job tomorrow

you make every problem in my life seem completely insignificant.

How exactly?

that's just extra blood

...

Yeah, and how many Arizona teas did you drink on your lunch break?

Faggot.

Lost it at "part plant."

You must be fucking stupid

Count your calories faggot

Your own fault it failed. GTFO.

>his dad didn't want to talk about it.
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