What's your ideal gf Veeky Forums?

What's your ideal gf Veeky Forums?

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She would weight 2/3rds of what this girl does for sure.

a fit aryan woman with nice curves

Definitely not the girl in OP's pic.

money

Obviously, this is the best gf to have.

Pic related

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>tfw i met her a couple years ago
>tfw i fugged it up and nothing ever happened

fit vs skinny?

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a real one

a gf

any will do

Mistress Vayntrub.

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> cuddling a guy with cystic acne

dafug

>gf

>25yrs of never having a gf
>Don't know what I'd want her to be like desu

I think I'm getting used to being alone

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My ex

Just get one and get it over with. Humans need love.

I've seen 6 marriages fail in the past year, and I literally sit in the dark on my days off because I work night shift and don't talk to anybody. I hear people that make twice my hourly wage bitch about not having any money because their gf/wife pisses it away or they're tired of their baby that eats $200 a month in formula. Meanwhile I'm making $11 an hour, and I can pay my rent and can easily afford luxuries while the rest of it piles up in the bank. I feel rich next to these people, and I work at Walmart.

The reason I wrote all that shit? It's alright to fuck women, but never let them fuck you, user.

this

Are women the real eternal jew?

>don't make any money
>constantly demand materialistic pleasures
>will always be looking to cheat on you if you're not a 9/10 chad making 100k+
>will have children that will force you to stay with them
>children cost a shit ton of money
>if you get a divorce you are expected to pay the child support because women can't be expected to make any money

plz leave

It's about having a big heart :^)

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No.. Don't think like that man. Getting back with your ex is the worst thing imaginable

>i fugged it up
Nah bro, takes two to make it work
Cant make it work all alone

t. cuck financing his wife and her son from tyrone

He's telling the truth tho, take your whiteknight armor off, there arent even any bitches here to defend

>beenis

>tfw I'm going to fuck and get pegged by a girl who looks just like OP

We're all gonna make it

>raffeyposters on Veeky Forums

Gay

Definitely not a toothpick.

you whale lovers are fucking disgusting

fuck outta here with your bdsm pegging fantasies

Oh sweet jesus someone tell me you have her name

>dairy

Fuck, more like MEGA MILK.

Reverse search dummy.

Heather is love desu

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>gf has an awesome body, great face, is extremely smart/ambitious, is Asian, extremely supportive of me, has a ridiculous libido (higher than mine), loves sucking dick and cleaning/being domestic, helps me sometimes when I need translation for my job, works hard, loves to cuddle, we go together perfectly
>literally perfect, my ideal gf
EXCEPT
>she's not Japanese

I seriously don't know why this is such an issue for me, I think I have some sort of weird PTSD from working in China but holy fuck I can NOT get past the fact that she's mainland Chinese. It's really fucking with me.

If she were Japanese I'd marry her in a heartbeat, seriously I would do it tomorrow with a ring pop if I had to, but... fuck.

THIS IS SERIOUSLY FUCKING WITH MY HEAD
I think I'll have to break up with her, but she's done nothing wrong and I'm pretty sure I'll never meet someone like her again. I don't know why her being Chinese is such a huge dealbreaker.

Who has that greentext of the drunk 6'0+ girl who forcefully jerked off someone from Veeky Forums

That's the kinda gf I want

Because you're dumb as fuck.

>Wanting to fuck a skeleton

Muh thinspo. Back to Veeky Forums with your pleb taste.

Anna Meares. Butterface, but that body is a 10

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>tfw feel some whimsical, indescribable feeling when thinking of what I'd want in a girlfriend
>just the feeling of intimacy (not necessarily sexual), being close to someone, letting them completely into your life and them doing the same for you
>this innocent vulnerability
>tfw realize I'm just chasing a fantasy girl that doesn't exist, and that the standards I set are internally created to keep away intimacy and emotional vulnerability and the baggage that comes with relationships, ironically keeping me away from what I desire and giving me something to hope for even when I know it will never come

Picture that bedroom scene from Lost in Translation. That's all I want in a gf.

You know a fun fact user? Most of us never find our soulmate. We marry someone who we think is the best choice available to us and then we die. True love is hard to come by, you'll meet a person maybe two or three times in your life who you intuitively know is the one for you, but circumstances and life usually keep you apart.

We all just want to be happy and fulfilled.

Does it ever stop hurting?

Just curious, what is holding you guys back?

Lifting = test gains = confidence

Chicks dig confidence above all else

DYEL? Not that hard, pick up heavy things and put them down again famlanon

Getting a gf is not hard. Getting a gf you love is hard.

>will always be looking to cheat on you if you're not a 9/10 chad making 100k+
>implying

Kys

Eventually you just bury it inside along with the rest of your chronic negative emotions and try to cover it with other things. You stop feeling sad, instead you just feel a bit empty, which is frustrating because you know it could be better, but you have no way of making it so. You want something to fill it up, but nothing ever sits quite right.

In the end, you forget about it as you focus on your other responsibilities, but on some nights (like tonight for me) you get reminded of what you're missing and you ask yourself what you did wrong or if you're somehow fundamentally flawed to have missed out on such an experience.

Then you wake up the next morning, go to work, pick up the groceries, kiss your kids when you get home and gradually forget. It settles back in your chest and deep in your mind until something, a scent, a face, an ad, someone's voice reminds you of one of those special people you met and it comes back again.

Has a vagina and two X chromosomes
Likes me back
Likes sex
Not manipulative, not ungrateful, not unfaithful, not unattractive

Hoo tam on the hooptie, no ray-sin 2 hundo.
Twell' beegie in the hip, fo stren BUTTERED on the rago.
Fuckin 8-1 torr dat shit, gruntn an hitttin fo da back-line on the comeup.

You don't deserve her you cuck

autism level : beyond infinity

see:
Plenty of girls want to be with you when you're Veeky Forums. They all feel a physical attraction to you and I swear that women's attraction towards men is just different from men towards women. Most of my ex girlfriends fell in love with me but I never really cared and didn't feel much for them. I mostly just dated them for companionship/sex and to have someone to talk to and hold at night.

I'm such a piece of shit

It's easy to make physical gains by going to the gym and working out, but it's impossible to make emotional gains.

I cried when I watched, specifically towards the end where he says 'no matter how many times she texts me, she could never know that it would never bring us closer together'

Kazuharu Fukuyama

The girl I want isn't in love with my lifts, but she's impressed by them. She's not in love with my size, but she's impressed by it. She's not in love with my money, or my possessions, but she is still impressed by those things

The girl I want is in love with me. She's obsessed with the way I speak, the way I walk, the faces I make, my hopes, my dreams, my anxieties, my quirks, my failures and my achievements

I want to be a girl's dream guy but not as just another Chad. I want to be loved for my mind

Dafuq is on her legs....

Hold me, user

>tfw i see her everyday at work but she's already married

JPEG compression is a hell of a drug

These feels

Great movie my nigga

>Plenty of girls like me
>Try to get in relationships with them
>Everything feels hollow
>Go through the motions, faking interest, trying desperately to love them back but being unable to
>Everytime I say "I love you" it's a lie
>End up breaking their hearts and feeling no remorse, just empty loneliness

I gave up on relationships because I don't think emotionally I can give myself to another person. If I had to psycho-analyze myself, it's probably because I had a lot of neglect and abuse in my life.

I worry that I'm just going to live my life for myself and suddenly hit 40 or 50 and have no chance at not being alone. Or have wasted so much time if I do find it eventually.

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Come back here JESSSICAAAA

She's dating my brother Veeky Forums it hurts

I know exactly how you feel, user.

WHY, Why did you have to post that picture dude.
I was in depression for last 3 weeks due to that movie, and now flashbacks are coming.
I met qt3.14 while travelling to another country, best moments of my life. Unfortunetly my phone died during period and i couldn't get her number, leaving with just her name, that i gradually forgot. Why, why am i living this hell. I will never meet any person like her ever again, i don't see point of living life if i am not with her...

>grow as a person
>visit a psychologist

The law.

You have to understand that men are the emotionally weaker sex. We don't deal with real feels the same way, and many of us would rather end it all than deal with it (hence the preponderance of "kys").

But know that if a girl truly cares for you, she will shield you emotionally with empathy support and understanding, and you will shield her physically with strength confidence and decisiveness.

Find your balance, find the strength to your weaknessness, and the weak to your strengths. Even if you lurk magna porn boards you still were born a human being.

Is crying part of emotional fitness?

Because I'm making some serious gains right now

Whenever there's a thread like this it just makes me realize how fucked my life is

I just want someone to love and someone who loves me, guys. That's all. Why can't I love someone else?

>tfw haven't cried in 6ish years
>came close a few weeks ago when my physically and sexually abusive mother that kicked me out texted me on my birthday saying that she loves me

Didn't cry tho, I don't think I can cry about anything anymore

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Let it all out, user.

Does she have a sister....

I'm almost the same user. Sometimes I wish I could just cry for an entire day and just let out all my emotions.

Why is it so difficult? It's like the tears are just there behind your eyes but it's like something inside is holding you back and you never quite cross the threshold

Mine.

stop pls, i am going to kill myself...

it hurts

jesus christ the right

>tfw you get Veeky Forums and easily get female attention
>tfw no one ever tells you that while getting Veeky Forums and having a decent personality will make women fall in love with you, your physical gains never translate into developing the capacity to love someone else

God plays some pretty fun tricks, eh?

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Song's title is 'Memories' in Japanese.

hey he said stop it you jerk

Her sister has a really similar face as her except she looks like a 12 year old boy

The truth? To truly love someone, you have to open yourself, lower your guards, make yourself completely vulnerable to them. It takes time, and is more than sex. Physical attraction is just step one. You (and she) have to be able to be honest with each other, even when it hurts.

Yeah, she is beautiful.

>911

Is she over 18?
This man needs some help brehs

Ask the sister out, for us. Even if rejected, major confidence gains. Gotta confuse the brain, right babe?

name?

Lilianna Kruk

jfc this F A M

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>your physical gains never translate into developing the capacity to love someone else

fuck why am i so insecure about this

Fitness board or not you are on Veeky Forums so there is something wrong with you.
Makes sense to be insecure about being incapable of love when you know you are a broken thing.

>you know you are a broken thing.

It's funny because this is true and I've known it to be true for many years but I use humor to distract those close to me (including myself) from the fact that I'm dying inside and I don't know how to fix it. I don't even know how to begin fixing it. It just hurts.

I mean most nights I go to sleep wondering what the fuck is wrong with me but hey I can tell some pretty good jokes and whenever I try to talk to someone about it they just say 'oh but you're always smiling and joking around, I'm sure you're fine'

I wish it would stop.I wish it all would just stop. All I want is to be happy.