Im drunk as fuck because finally doing normalfag things for social gains...

Im drunk as fuck because finally doing normalfag things for social gains. What should I eat before bed to minimize the alcohol because I need some more calories amd will lift tomorrow.

Some kind of really salty instant chicken soup with noodles works wonders as well as a lot of water.
Never get a hangover when doing this not matter how shitfaced drunk i get.

A whole tub of mayonnaise

this sounds bs but will try next time I get shat

Thats because of the water. The soup literally doesnt matter at all.

A shit ton of water.

Water and carbs. Stay away from fats.

You lose a lot of salt while drunk and the soup replenishes it.
Dont know how that is bs.

>Don't look at my tits silly boys.

Fun fact: this girl has a boyfriend and she makes a living looking like a cartoon slut. Why do women (and the "men" that date them) have no amount of self respect?

Drink a fuckton of water and eat a decent/semi-decent meal, that's about it.

Doesnt she get like 2k a month for doing nothing.
It's fucking disgusting

DESU, and I know it's not that healthy, but if I've had no food and nothing but alcohol has been consumed in the last 6 hours or so (and I've been drinking the whole time) I'll usually force myself to throw up once I get home before eating to get any excess alcohol out of my stomach. You don't need the effects once you're asleep, might as well get rid of it.

That way there's also more room for food/water. Then I brush my teeth, go to bed and feel A1 in the morning.

nigri is single

Wasn't she engaged?

Get a big fat kebab mate still bare protein and sorts you right out

>Being this much of a virgin.

Because attraction/beauty are subjective and highly competitive standards.

By being "famous" even in the foul world of weebs she has elevated her status above other normie females, thus making her more desireable even if her looks are average at best.

Men want attractive females (even if that attractiveness comes from notoriety and not actual talent/looks) because it elevates their status by association. They become the Alpha male to their fellow lay-man and become more desireable to a larger demographic of females because he now has a mysterious quality about him (What is it about him that makes him desireable to this elevated status female?) And because he becomes a conquest; if woman x takes the man of woman y then she can feel superior in attractive/beauty standards of woman y.

>disgusting

Implying nobody in this world wouldn't turn down easy money.

It's like girls that are 5's-7's have real genuine personalities and pursue interests in life. She drinks strawberry margaritas and has a really annoying voice. I'd marry her in a second though, that's some damn good arm candy.

Idealistically you should have carb'd/proteined up prior to drinking while drinking water between alcohol drinks.

But this is the real world.

Try pickle juice. Drink a glass or two of that. It will cure the hangover and make you feel right as rain.

You'll just shit a lot so be forewarned.

Activated charcoal as soon as your done drinking. Start drinking massive water 2 hours before bed, smoke some pot and do cardio the next day.

gatorade and salty stuff, and bread.