Veeky Forums humor thread

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kek
I'm a 5'11 dutch guy and I'd say I'm slightly around average. There's a LOT of tall people here, you can really notice the difference when you go to italy/france etc

that's all i have saved, anons

Oh my God, I just bursted in tears.

I dont get it

Hey, thats a new one haha :DD

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If I wanted humor I'd ask your one rep max

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hardest lve laghed ln whlLe

Dutch guy, kekked hard.
We regularly laugh at guys around 175 cm. Really quite abnormal for a man. Fucking foreigners are bringing both the average heighth and IQ down however and sometimes dilute the genetic stock as well. Such a shame.

Wow user you are so funny and original, you should do stand up comedy xd

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Kek

99% of the time when I see Veeky Forums references outside of Veeky Forums itself it makes me cringe, but that was nice

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What does LONDON mean ?

lurk moar

it means u r a homo

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last one from me fags

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It's a city in the UK.

>mfw 176cm and from croatia
fuck this existence, kids coming out of middle school are about 6'2'' here

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Capped for posterity.

From northern albania, 6'4

hahaha what a gem submitting this to www.reddit.com/r/Veeky Forums xD

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S A V A G E

>Not sure if neo-trolls or just that new

Reminds me of this thread

not necessarily Veeky Forums related but reminds me of this

wow, that is some top tier autism

Oh you may not think I'm big,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A swoler hat than me.

You can keep your bowlers black,
Your top hats sleek and tall,
For I'm the Hogwarts lifting Hat
And I can cap them all.

There's nothing hidden in your gains
The Sorting Hat can't see,
So try me on and I will tell you
Where you ought to be.

You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the swole at heart,
Their daring routines, and lifting
Set Gryffindors apart;

You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are set to go,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of cardio;

Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
if you've a steady form,
Where those of calorie counting,
Will always find their dorm;

Or perhaps in Slytherin
You'll make your real friends,
Those cunning folks use any lifts
To achieve their ends.

So put me on! Don't be afraid!
And don't get in a flap!
You're in safe hands (though I have none)
For I'm a Thinking Cap!

the three lifters
>once upon a time, three lifters encountered a seemingly immovable deadlifting bar
>however, being the three most swole lifters of their generation, they easily used the correct form to lift the bar and its plates
>this angered the Gains Goblin, who had placed the bar to take them to backsnap city
>cheated of his theft, he instead approached the lifters and congratulated them on their feat
>he offered them a reward for having cheated him so thoroughly
>the first lifter, an angry man, demanded gains like no other lifter had seen before
>taking a branch from a nearby ash tree, gains goblin fashioned a needle with roids
>the second lifter, an arrogant man, wanted to rub his victory in the gains goblin's face, and so demanded a routine to help newcomers with their lifting
>taking a stone from the river, the gains goblin inscribed the secrets of broscience onto it
>the third lifter was a cautious man, and asked for a way to avoid the gains goblin wherever he went
>reluctantly, the gains goblin gave the third lifter the secrets of cardio
>the lifters then parted ways
>the first lifter challenged a rival to a competition, with his roids, he could not fail to lose
>he then got drunk and bragged about his almighty gains, and how his roids could never fail to win him a match
>in the night, a dyel took the roids, ruining the lifter's cycle.
>and so the gains goblin took the first lifter
>the second lifter spread the secrets of broscience to his followers, then looked on as they failed to make it, one by one
>in despair, the second lifter never touched a bar again
>and so the gains goblin took the second lifter
>the third lifter used the secrets of cardio, and though the gains goblin searched for him, he was always one step ahead
>when the time came to pass that the third lifter was too aged to carry on, he passed the secrets of cardio to his son
>he then greeted the gains goblin as an old friend, and together, they walked into the land of Zyzz

fucking Veeky Forums, kek

You literally had Dutch men dress up in dresses to protest raping of your women by savages. Don't blame the savages, you bunch are the real faggots.

At least the Afrikaaners aren't fucking autistic like you lot of European Dutchmen.

>the second panel where the dude roars 'LONDON'

>some retard talking to themselves
tip jej

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>(bring oil)
lost it

Oh god this was an actual thread too

This classic:

youtube.com/watch?v=AAj4_1PLLL0

that was good

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good lord

Holy kek

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>typing out ummm....

I can't over exaggerate how furious that makes me.

Failure

Like usually I feel pretty bad about myself when I think about good things to say to girls but this made me smile because no matter how bad I fuck up talking to a girl drunk I could literally never sink this low.

>didn't realize this was a feel good thread

>my end goals

brutal
savage
rekt

Hahagaga