How do I get toned? I don't want to be too big

How do I get toned? I don't want to be too big.

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Hip abductions x200 at 10lbs
Treadmill 20 mins
Jumping jacks x200
Bodyweight squats x200 for DAT ASS
Eat only fruit

This will make you toned and cute without big nasty bubble muscles XD

>Been lifting with light weights so I just get """toned""" and not "too big"
>Several months, decent progress
>My mom says I looks super toned
>One day, walk into gym
>figure I'll try using heavier weight for once, what harm can it do right?
>pick up a 30 lb dumbbell
>With all my might, manage to curl it for one rep
>feel a strange sensation all over my body
>drop the weight, my entire body is expanding
>clothes tear apart
>extremepain.jpg
>1 minute later, I'm in a pool of my own sweat, tears, and vomit on the gym floor
>pic related, my body has turned into this

That's exactly how it happens. Don't end up like me, OP. Make sure you don't get too big :)

İ fucking died thx brah.

do one legged bosu ball squats with a kettlebell

>that math logic
>in english

>american """"" education"""""

What backwards maths are they teaching in America that gives 16 as the answer?

16 is the only answer, dummy
>20/5(2*2)
>20/5*4
>4*4
>16

Not sure what the fuck are they referring as the old way

I think they don't know how to read equations.

They read it like this:
20
---------
5(2*2)

You look good, where you're from? I am from London. [email protected] mail me ;-)

Order of operation puts multiplication before division, dumbfuck

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>toned
triggered

why would they show that to 5yos? to teach that math is le relative just like sociology therefore just as valid?

it actually puts them at the same time
what governs is left to right, which makes no sense really

>20/(5(2*2))
>20/(5*4)
>20/20
>1

American Math is hard for everyone.

>burger education at work

Multiplications and divisions are both ranked the same in the order of operations and such are done in the order from left to right.

Heres the first 3 results from google
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_operations
mathsisfun.com/operation-order-pemdas.html
mathgoodies.com/Lessons/vol7/order_operations.html

I assume you mean lean ? Get down to 10 or 12 % body fat.

I'm currently in uni studying to be a teacher and this shit triggers me. Glad we don't teach this meme in Aus

20 ÷ (5 × (2 × 2)
(20 ÷ 5) × (2 × 2)

prefix notation:
÷ 20 (× 5 (× 2 2)
× (÷ 20 5) (× 2 2)

Order of priorities
>20 / 5 (2x2)
>(2x2) = (4)

>20 / 5 (4)
>5(4) = 20

>20 / 20 = 1

>not studying applied math, learning COBOL and getting rich

Except it doesn't. Division and multiplication are put before addition and subtraction, but not before one another.

Wouldn't enjoy it. Pursuing teaching as a passion that pays comfortably. I am happy with that.

Put it to wolfram alpha, or any functional calculator, and you get 16

20/5(4) = 20/5*4 and using the proper order of operations, you divide first and then multiply, as shown in this very thread

>shopped image triggers autists
>more at 11

He's right, division and multiplication are equal on the order of operation, though he's deliberately acting stupid about this equation to incite nerd rage.

>I literally don't know how simplifying works

In the order of operations brackets are gone through first.

You're trying to cram 2 separate calculations into one. If you need someone to explain to you why ((5(2x2)/20) is the correct order of operations then you should kill yourself.

> ((5(2x2)/20)
why did you flip the eq to make the right answer 1

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I'm not sure if you are all just trolling or some of you are serious.
The equation is ambiguous. There is no set rule for this. It could mean either.

If division and multiplication are in the same priority, why does it matter if I flip the equation ;^)

(20 / (5(2x2))
Looks messy, doesn't it?

>It could mean either.
nice meme user

but in this one you added cute sexy spaces

Only because it can't be written as a x and / together.
It's an incomplete equation if you have them together. Online calculators try to adjust for human stupidity by rewriting the equation to make sense, but it's meaningless.

I actually can't tell if what you said is super autistic or if I'm too stupid to understand it. Why would it ever be written with a x and / together, you can't have 2 operations together. its a complete expression not equation. there is only one answer.

>The equation is ambiguous.

BODMAS, Holyshit americans can't actually be this stupid.

It's not ambiguous at all, thats just what retards have started saying about grade school mathematics they don't understand. People don't have to put brackets around things to recognise equations. Computers do.

20/5(2x2)

is
20 / (5(2x2))
We see and understand that there are 2 equations, and that you are supposed to divide the end equation by 20, therefore, to write it in a way that a computer can understand - and people that don't understand grade school maths - you rewrite it in a way that makes mathematical sense.

What a bracket effectively means is multiplication, but it's on a higher priority of operations.

5(2) is 5x2
5(2x2) is 5x2 + 5x2

20 / ((5x2)+(5x2))

People who do maths at school learn that you don't need to expand simple equations to get the correct answer. 5(2x2) is the same as 5(4).

20/5(4)
5(4) is a part of the equation related to a bracket, and thus gets done first.

>not using PEMDAS
lol ok savage

>order of operations derails another thread
this will never get old

>FUCKING RETARDS NOT USING BIMDAS

>Implying OP didn't deliberately make a funposting thread by slinging together memeword catchphrases that are universally mocked by all of Veeky Forums.

20 / 5 (2 * 2)

Do the parenthesis first
Then the multiplication - 5(4)
Then the division 20 / 5

The answer is one. What other way can you correctly do this equation?

*then the division 20/20

A U T I S T I C

PLS BE IN LONDON

>What other way can you correctly do this equation?

None.

>What other way can you do this equation?

Whatever nonsense barely literate cavemen slip on next.

GUYS, EVERY TIME I READ AN ACROSTIC POEM I CAN'T FIGURE OUT THE FINAL MESSAGE!
It's just a foreign concept to me, I keep reading left to right, as is tradition with almost all English words, but I lack the critical thinking skills required to understand the poem!

Achieve excellence!
Inspire others!
Dedicate yourself to the betterment of mankind!
Stay true to yourself!

That pic reminds me of searching for buff guys on Google images to jerk it to back when I was twelve. It'd always pop up when searching "huge muscles" or something similar.
Man, those were the days.

LONDON

Computers agree.

Pop open powershell and enter this:
20/5*(2*2)

loudest of keks

Computer doesn't understand human stupidity.
The question is written poorly. Unless they specifically write it with a bracket roping the 20 and 5 together, the 5 is a part of the (2x2) equation.

No.
The initial question is flawed, as it doesn't specify which one of these is what it is asking. Which is why you stop writing math expressions like this past grade school.

This.
That style of 'equations' is basically slang. Something that makes sense, but only if you aren't taking it at face value and understand the intention.

No they are same. You just didn't pay close enough attention to PEDMAS in school. The way they teach it is fine.

This is why they should teach people that math is a language, just like english. Its phonetic. You need to look at the equation as a "word" problem.

>math is a language
t. Engineer.

I was mocking the dude who said it was ambiguous it isn't.

I actually can't understand how someone could be taught/understand math so poorly.
>Using distribution when the terms in the bracket are being multiplied
6(3*3)=6*9=54
6*3+6*3=36
It only worked in that example because 2+2=2*2

>Thinking "brackets" means anything in and around a bracket is done first instead of just inside the bracket
>Thinking we don't use brackets to signify order because humans "recognize equations" but just so computers can understand it.

man this post was a high quality meme, please avoid being in a position where anybody has to rely on you to do anything but manual labor we usually reserve for animals.

man what the fuck is wrong with american education. the initial question did specify what form it was
the top one in ur pic is: 20/5*(2*2)
the bottom one is: 20/(5*(2*2))
stop talking about stuff you dont understand
math is a language, just like english.
plz stop

>It's a Veeky Forums gets trolled by Common Core thread

Every time.

>math is a language, just like english

lel

what notation and numerals you use might be accidental but math itself isn't that.

Multiplications are divisions

>the initial question is flawed
So much this.

This just further proves the stereotype that gym rats are just retarded meat heads with no actual intelligence

>Common core
>Not getting the joke
Man you guys really are desperate to attack anything huh

Wait wait wait wait
Do you cucks think '(' and ')' are called brackets?
Those are fucking parentheses. With a 'p' as in 'pemdas'
'[ ]' these are fucking brackets

Is the other way around, 'division' is just multiplication of the inverse.

>he thinks he's smart
Lmao

So please tell us, what is maths if not a formal system ?

{} these are brackets

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kek

>language = formal system
>conflating models of theories in mathematics with mathematics itself
>being this retarded
Sasuga Veeky Forums.

...nigga! Those are curly braces

I personally believe math is like a language in that the more you use it the more "fluent" you become in it. But people are too stupid to see the comparison for what it is, Veeky Forums especially given they dont know basic algebra beyond adding up their big 3 totals.

Those are braces.

>trying to pretend to be smart
>uses anime reaction pics

I personally believe math is like riding a bike in that the more you use it the more "fluent" you become in it.
I personally believe math is like free running in that the more you use it the more "fluent" you become in it.
I personally believe math is like [literally anything] in that the more you use it the more "fluent" you become in it.
>no arguments
Lmao

Math is literally the language of the universe fromeverything to black holes to rain droplets. Your condescension and pretention tells me youre fun at parties tho.

>Math is literally the language of the universe
It being able to describe the universe doesn't mean it's a language lmfao.

Just fucked up my sides senpai

Images on your pc, iphone, cuck porn, and vast anime reactions folder is made up of 1 ands 0's. Just because you are too dumb to understand that doesnt means its not true

Heres an appropriate thread for people who think like you though

>digital representation of data means math is a language
>still doesn't understand what a language is
Lmao this bait is almost too obvious. So embarrassing.

>no argument
Heh

>still this retarded
>still not googling what the formal definition of a language is
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Formal_language

5(2*2) is one term, you dips

>wikipedia

Yeah I was CONFLATING math with zfc.
So what is it for you, the set of all theories ever used ? And why do you say models of theories instead of just theories ?

>the set of all theories ever used
Doesn't exist. No matter how many levels of metamathematics you go you will always be able to make new models and new theories.
>And why do you say models of theories instead of just theories ?
I'm making a distinction between, for instance, models of set theory and set theory itself.

> getting trolled by literally 10 year old memes

>the sum of the squares of the cathetus equals the square of the hypotenuse

what language is this? math or english?

There is an infinite number of theories ofc but only a finite number have been used as of now, actually used by people I mean.


>distinction
What is this distinction ?

By models you mean axioms together with inference rules right ?

>finite number have been used as of now
How do you reconcile what you're saying with the fact that there are many who have used mathematical techniques to study (all) theories of arithmetic, like Godel and Tarski?
>By models you mean axioms together with inference rules right ?
Yes, i.e. a formal system. "Theory" refers to "theory of sets" or "theory of groups", etc.

>It being able to describe the universe doesn't mean it's a language

>languages literally used to describe and communicate ideas

either a literal retard or gr8 b8

Holy shit dude are you me?

Does the term MG forum ring a bell for you?

get out of here, engi here, it's 16

>engi here
>its the right answer because the machines that do my job for me tell me so

>reconcile
They USED one theory (I don't know which one tbf) to make a statement ABOUT an infinite class of theories. But let's forget about me trying to guess what you think and give your def of maths

>"Theory" refers to "theory of sets" or "theory of groups"
Try to give a definition