Rate my breakfest from One to Ten

enjoy your heart attack

>processed hot dogs from supermarket
you fucked up

>enjoy your heart attack

ok lmao

Taste good as fuck and easy to make them tho

FUCKIN KEK

fucked up arteries and butthole cancer/10

What is this meme

Looks like a chopped up dick but i know it tastes pretty decent. 6.5/10

Colon cancer.

Don't make it a habit at least. Hopefully this is a breakfast you make once in a while.

I eat this every day

Explain why it'sbad without using memes

Looks good to me. I'd add hot sauce, myself. Or mix the cut up hot dogs in to a scramble for variety. And while I'm not afraid of fat (ketofag) I am bummed hot dogs don't have a better protein per calorie ratio like other sausages.

>colon cancer is a meme

We'll see how much of a meme it is when you're getting a chunk of your asshole removed

Explain how this will give me colon cancer.

Hotdogs are good if ur low on fat for the day. Fucking suck for protein value though

Processed meat, especially hot dogs and sausage, are toxic.

Google is your friend. Use it.

The burden of proof is on you. You are the old making the nebulous claim.

The world wide health organization, along with highly respect scientists and nutritionists made this claim. I'm just the puppet repeating them, future colon cancer patience :)

i drink coffee everyday so it balances out :)

Give me a source that it will cause colon cancer

Their statements basically said that the amount of cases is 1/100 vs 2/100 for processed meats. Fuck off dirty vegan.

>le ur vegan if u don't eat processed meat meme

It's your asshole. Not mine.

BUT DUDE THATS LIKE DOUBLE THE RISK OMG MEAT IS CANCER

>no carbs at all
>weekly cholesterol and saturated fat recommended amount on a single meal
>cancer feeding procesed meat
>eating in a sofa

You are never gonna make it, and you'll die at 60

breakxit/10

>2016
>thinking cholesterol and saturated fat causes heart disease

ha
>kielbasa
that would be extremely low quality. I've never seen kielbasa looking like that.

no, of course eating pure cholesterol and arthery clogging fats has nothing to do with heart disease.

>>no carbs at all
I'm on a cut, I get enough from other meals

>>weekly cholesterol and saturated fat recommended amount on a single meal
Dietary cholesterol isn't harmful.

>>cancer feeding procesed meat
Source?

>>eating in a sofa
What? That's a countertop

>you'll die at 60

That sounds fine

>of course eating pure cholesterol

Dietary cholesterol is not harmful for you. Stop posting momscience-tier myths.

It's more like 15% more and not accounting into larger obesity rates among meat eaters.

Actually atherosclerosis is caused by inflammation. And that one is caused by stress, obesity and such. So cholesterol alone shouldn't make your heart fail.

>IF IT CLOGS YOUR SINK IT CLOGS YOU ARTERIES RITE???

kys

>It's more like 15% more and not accounting into larger obesity rates among meat eaters.

15% of 1/1,000,000 isn't a lot.

Everything causes cancer these days

Love me some huevito con weenie.
Needs ketchup.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3108955/

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10704618

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9001684

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16904539

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1534437

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3603726/

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2125600/

>hurr durr momscience bs

just keep eating four eggs and sausage every day, but make sure to remember yor were warned, when you have a stroke or you get the news that you've got a nice cancer growing inside your arse.

>just keep eating four eggs and sausage every day

I do and have for months.

I'll take my chances

Biggest kek in quit some while

weren't you asking four sauce or studies supporting those claims?
Now that you can just check em, you just decide to not give a fuck?

Too much science and facts amirite? Bet you're a churchfag too. The worl will be better once you die after going bald from chemo haha fagit

>keep eating four eggs

eggs don't even show on that graph

>scientists are wrong!
>the world health organization is wrong!
>I'm a 20 something year old NEET with a shit body and little life experience and I'm right!!

I posted 6 links where you can easily conclude that eating 4 eggs in a single breakfast is not a good idea.

I'd give it a 2/10. The only thing that could make it worse is a soda on the side.

>one to ten
>ten hours
>people think this is funny

I hate this place.

Kek

why would anyone have that and not some fucking oats, or some toast, or just fucking fruit, I mean, jesus christ.

That aint breakfast imo, that is what my obese diabetic puerto rican cousin would have for lunch, with some fries and shit.

I'd give it a 4/10, probably tastes good and quite cheap, but you're not going to make it f a m

why u niggas hating on eggs for breakfast

toast is almost as cancerous as processed meat

>why u niggas hating on eggs for breakfast

Summer DYELs.

On old/fit/ everyone used to eat 10 eggs a day

>>>Veeky Forumsrules/1
>Images and discussion related to dieting, exercise, healthy living, and workout plans is welcome here.

Eating 4 egg yolks, grease, and processed meat is incompatible with healthy living

40 keks

is this bait?

Notsureifsrs.jpg

And that's why they're all dead now

Is this what 'mericans really consider a good meal? Is that really something you are proud of?

jfc if you thought this was funny please go the fuck back to le reddit and stay there

Literally everything gives you cancer. Just living will LITERALLY give you cancer.

Do you have any reference on food that's good to eat?

acrylamide is a type 2A carcinogen

many AGEs and other thermolysis products formed during the toasting process are genotoxic and mutagenic as well

Ok, Mr. Vegan, you really told us!

why are you this stupid? Was your mother fucked by a horse while you were on her womb?

Which food is safe to eat?

only person in here with at least a little brain left

I certainly don't want to get the butthole cancer

>everyone who posts scientific facts I don't like must be vegan

Your stupidity is too sad.

fucking disgusting

no, THIS is fucking disgusting

mirin those 6 grams of protein

a solid enjoy your heart attack/10

You're samefagging a little too hard there my little redditor

Looks tasty user

kekeroo 10/10

This is so stupid, fucking kek.