Whats you're excuse for still being a virgin Veeky Forums?
Escorts are only a couple hundred bucks.
Whats you're excuse for still being a virgin Veeky Forums?
it's illegal!
>Escorts are only a couple hundred bucks.
No they aren't. They're more than that. They're people.
No it's not. You pay for their time. Sex is between two consenting adults.
If I was that desperate to get laid I'd find a hoe for free.
In my country implicit solicitation is a thing...which isn't to say you wouldn't end up Scott free with enough ambiguity but that wouldn't stop the arrest, name&shame, and court time.
Also it's the equivalent of a felony here if guilty. Fuck this godforsaken land.
Holy shit. Sounds like ATF gun laws here in USA
What country?
Your shitty cucked neighbors to the north. The only non-adherents to our adopted Nordic laws here is Vancouver.
I know dudes who have used escorts but it's not worth the risk imho.
>escorts
Largely depends on your area, and you absolutely get what you pay for.
I'd rather get a handjob at an asian massage parlor, which is only like $30 extra for an hour long massage
how many people here are actually virgins
me
26yo
it's kind of what happens when you're addicted to WoW from 16 to 22
I am. Though in my case it's more a criminal lack of effort than anything else. I've gone out with 3 girls in the past 4 years, but only ever went on 2 dates with any of them because I didn't like them enough to bother. I don't like hookup culture, so I don't try to hit on girls at parties or use tinder.
>paying for sex
>no longer being a virgin
You may not be a virgin by definition, but you are at least still equally pathetic. Honestly you're probably more pathetic.
22 YO virgin checking in. Had opportunities but I wasted my uni years playing LoL instead of drinking and partying. No ragrets
>instead of drinking and partying.
Can you party without drinking and getting fucked up bros?
Same and I am 24
I am not horribly ugly hut my lack of self esteem and contempt for hookup culture leads me to not trying at all. I can talk to women just fine but struggle to maintain coversations since I feel like there is never wnything to talk about
I've had a couple of chubbies want my dick but I told them no
no
I remember being horny as hell when I was 16-17, and this was when you could use the online chat boards for Boost mobile. I'd go in the California onw and I'd see all the self adds for hooked and escorts, though they'd type it out so you'd know it but it wouldn't be law enforcement radar type stuff.
I'd look at the pictures and they'd all be black or mixed women with massive tits and ass.
I'd sit there and think, I could afford this, I can wear a condom, I can finally get pussy.
I'd always spend hours on it before I'd bitch out and realize hooked are a last resort for when you're over thirty and can't get a woman's attention at all.
I worked out and lost my virginity before high school graduation, and didn't regret it.
even now at 25, I wouldn't touch hooked or escorts. I find the money isn't the problem ideally, but the chase, the knowing that she wants you as bad as you want her, isn't there and thus no better than sticking your dick into a fleshlight that talks to you in an angry voice.
I go to parties and don't drink and still have my share of fun, mostly because my sense of humor/self doesn't really change when i drink.
Guess I am not partying then
Waste of time if you guys seriously need alcohol to have fun.
>tfw pretty ugly face so only chance of getting laid is by getting hookers
Idk. I dont wanna call up escorts to my place and dont want the hassle of booking a hotel just to fuck some slut.
>tfw good looking, kind of made it, have money but still too autistic to even score 5s and the literally have only fucked whores my whole life
Yeah, I'm 21. I am not good looking, but not bad either, probably around a 6 if I had to guess. I've had girls hit on me at parties, not even chubbies, decent looking girls, but I just don't have the inclination to fuck some random slutty girl.
I have no issues holding conversations with women, though a combination of added experience and browsing this board is starting to make me cynical and irritated by women. I still know a couple of girls who I legitimately like as friends, but most girls I meet just seem to think in a way that kind of annoys me. I kinda wish I was gay honestly, guys aren't nearly as needy, irritable, or passive aggressive.
I hate seeing myself become this cynical, I remember a few years ago I honestly thought there was no difference between men and women.
24 years old kv here.
If I had a couple hundred bucks I'd take roids instead.
Yep, but drinking is a social lubricant. I can still be funny and interesting though.
Partying sucks if you don't drink. The entire point of partying is just getting fucked up until you have fun. There's plenty of healthier and more productive hobbies to have.
>paying for something that you can do for free
How ugly are you fucks
>How ugly are you fucks
uglier than supermang
feelsbadman
rude.
>I'd rather get a handjob at an asian massage parlor, which is only like $30 extra for an hour long massage
THIS. Erotic massages are cheaper and better than getting an escort. Though I guess if you are a virgin get an escort the first time.
as the saying goes
"I can buy a cheap Mcfillet from mcdonalds or go into a river and catch a fresh fish for myself"
Or something like that
Sex isn't worth a couple hundred bucks.
28 and still a virgin. Just haven't really met anyone that blew me away. I don't really care all I do is gym,school anyways.
>went to an asian place with cute thai girls
>all of them know me by name now because I go every week
>get full service+ pretty good full body massage every time for $140
bretty good
hopefully it doesnt get shut down
>Thai
>girls
oh boy
Yeah but to catch and eat a fresh fish you have to know how to fish, know how to clean and prepare a fish filet, and know how to cook the fish filet. To eat a McDonald's filet all you have to do is have a couple bucks.
Fuck it, u want pussy.
Fucked up in my high school years by being a slacker fatso. Chicks in my former major were literal 4/10's except for one or two. Social circles are lacking Doesn't help that bros hate clubbing
I'm gonna turn 23 in two weeks and still haven't reached past second base.
If it wasn't for my hobbies I'd be pretty worried.
/thread
Also you're still a virgin if you use a condom
I don't want my first time to be with an escort. Rather it be with a club slut or...you know...someone who I actually care about.
Yo
22 kv, and plan on dying that way.
The worst part is being fit and somewhat attractive, because everyone assumes you're gay when you turn down girls with sperg.
Get a ho, have her give you sex lessons
>have to know good fishing spots
>have to have a fishing license
>have to have fishing gear
>fish have to "want" to be caught
>if the fish doesnt want to be caught, you have to throw it back
>getting cucked by other fishermen with bigger rods
>Have a date on Friday
What do bros
>mfw
>nervous.pepe.jpeg
Run a few miles that afternoon. And drink 2-3 glasses of wine an hour before. Make sure your appearance is flawless
Should help calm the nerves. Afterwards you'll realize dating is stupid and gay
23 year old and never had gf reporting in
I've made out,had a few one nights stands, and dated girls but never have I ever had a gf. Now that I'm making $42/hr I've stopped wasting my time and money on girls trying to get into their pants. Instead about once a month I get wasted and order a $200 hooker to my apartment off the internet.
Daily reminder that white people are dying out, the future belongs to Hispanics and blacks. Enjoy a 20% white USA by 2100.
What website?
5 star post nigga
too broke to get a hooker and too beta to approach girls.
losing weight will changes this right?
For some people.
I lost the weight but my head is still in the same dark place.
Well memed reddit
>couple hundred bucks
You're either rich or underage if you think a couple hundred bucks is something to casually spend just for sex.
100 dollars for 30 minutes.... how am I supposed to get comfortable with a woman in 30 minutes enough to get a boner up and fuck her? that's hard to do for me because I'm a shy outcast, if I wasn't I'd just be out getting casual sex from club sluts already.
this isn't just speculation, it happened to me. couldn't get it up, zoop goodbye money.
it's usually something like 200 to 300 for an hour. the whole thing is fucked, I'd just be thinking about how my money is going down the drain so I can fuck a girl that doesnt want to be there.
sigh
I've slept with tons of women and I'm still an unhappy loser. :D
Getting drunk before the woman shows up is super weird and if she realizes you're drunk she will assume you have a drinking problem.
>hundreds to fuck a hooker
lmao
also
>call hooker
>get stinged
no thanks
>hooked are a last resort for when you're over thirty and can't get a woman's attention at all.
lol
who the fuck thinks like that
>Anonymous 07/14/16(Thu)02:53:02 No.37918565▶
you destroy her vagina like a thirsty savage
dont overthink it
>erotic massage
enjoy funding human trafficking
20 yo virgin. Kissed and held hands and shit but never went too far.
If I could get over my childhood and look good in clothes is go through with it.
In fact im posting this just to make myself feel better about getting farther younger than most 4chinners.
Despite what society tells you, some lives matter more than others.
Yes, that is how we can ascertain that your life is worthless
You know none of that would literally ever happen. Cops don't give a shit about it you pussy
I didn't think it was possible to stay virgin in today's society when you're older than 16.
I lost my virginity in the weirdest fucking way, to a grade A cumslut. Was at a party, dullest fucking person there - Me
>Sit in my friend's room alone playing CS:Source
>Chick comes in
>Sits next to me and watches
>Sits in my lap and asks me to teach her
>Show her how to play
>Fuck she was awful, I just wanted to play again
>She turns around
>Sits facing me
>Plummet her face towards mine
>Aggressive kissing
>Eventually she drags down my pants
>WatIsHappening.jpg
>SlobberingOnTheKnob.gif
>Sat on top of me and slammed her ass down to my pelvis 200bpm
Weird 5 minutes, she had me come out and join the party, so I did, chatted up a chick I had a crush on back then. Went home with her, smashed for 5 hours. The next day I realized I can't live like a fucking dweeb, overglorified sex which made me a complete sex addict as well. Fucked me up completely. 6 years, 4 relationships and 42 one night stands later I can honestly say that sex isn't that fucking interesting. Trying new things is the only fun about it, but when you've done bondage, roleplay, anal, fisting, threesomes, one foursome.. It just really loses its edge..
Www.backpages.com
>28
>school
What the fuck happened there m8. Not even going to go into your impending wizard status because I assume this must be correlated.
Here's your (you) since you went through all that effort typing that out
Yeah, I sidetracked kind of hard after the 2nd row, meant to write that it's not worth to pay for sex. I'm not sure how the fuck I didn't even get that in there.
>what is grad school
>what is military service then using gi bill
>what is no age limit on college enrollment because education is entirely optional past high school
>I didn't think it was possible to stay virgin in today's society when you're older than 16.
It isn't, unless you're gay and in the closet. And you're on Veeky Forums.
me
24yo
it may change if i get my life on track, but iam probably already to far
cant even get erections with prostitutes,
i should just find myself a cute trap gf and do degenerate stuff together until we kill ourselves
19, still a virgin, and only kissed one girl. But I'm joining a frat this fall so hopefully I can knock it out within the first semester.
It's sad to see that Veeky Forums actually has wizards now.
I feel kind of bad for them all.
Nearly 26yo KV. I've been getting my shit together with a job, moved out of parents, and slowly getting fit, just gotta get out there and meet girls.
Where do you order escorts in the States, where prostitution is illegal?
I'm sure your city has tranny hookers.
Married people also pay for sex, and even after when their wife stops fucking them because "she has a headache" and then divorces them and they have to pay alimony.
Sad but not really surprising
>tfw I did it with 3 different women and never had unprotected sex
still a virgin ayyy
Couple hunder bucks is way too much just to feel disappointment after blowing your load.
>military service
>28
>goes to school
>virgin
What the fuck? Did you go army or navy?
20yo khv. Too autismal to talk to girls
im still figuring out what i am exactly, cat or human
>mfw i was in bed naked with a girl i had a crush on for years and she said fuck me but i said no because no condoms
what is wrong with me
me
I know that feel. Smart move in the long run.
I have a gf i am really happy with, shes a nympho, literally always wants sex, want to do everything i want, whenever i want it. I am good with women, have women approaching me when i go to bars/clubs etc.. And yet still, sometimes i just really feel like fucking a hooker. I dont know why, but i often feel the urge to do so. I actually did fuck several hookers when i was with my ex gf.
>me
>21
I basically look like a typical Chad and everyone thinks I got game.
Little did they know I'm asperger with 5 inch cock and tight foreskin but too lazy to stretch it for months and too scared to chop it.
Nigger, you look like bootleg Prince Valiant. Cut that shit.
24 kv
trying to pick up studies again to resume social interactions
Military is a valid explanation I guess. Hope youre planning on graduating before 30 tho.
Also still waiting for the one that blows you away at 28 points towards autism (unless were were talking fellatio). I hope for your sake you're not the "no hymen no ring" type.
no hymen no diamond
19 y/o handholdless hugless kissless virgin here. Going on 20 later this month.
I'm extremely shy with huge social anxieties. I only even managed to muster up the courage to start going to the gym by going at night when there's barely anybody there.
I don't know how to talk to people. I'm pretty pathetic.