Tfw drink everyday

If he's looking to get hammered then it doesn't matter if it's lighter beer. He'll just have to drink more to get the same buzz.

Beer has a lot of extra calories so if you're looking to lose weight then stay away from it.

A spirit with a diet soda is the best way to go.

If your goal is to get drunk then sure. I just have an issue with needing to drink in general so light beer is fine for me

Really OP should be taking EC stack and drinking since it increases alcohol's effects

That's life wrecking tier drinking.

Do note that everything being boring when your sober is a result of your drinking. You need to be sober for a while in order to restore yourself to the point where you overcome the anhedonia. That boredom is the hardest part to get through but after that you can learn to enjoy things sober again.

You may have to come to terms with the fact that what you enjoy sober is different from what you enjoy drunk though. I was pretty extroverted and outgoing as a drunk but now that I've moderated my drinking I'm a homebody that likes a lot of solitary activity. I really do enjoy my sober life now, but not being dumbed down a lot of the time has changed my priorities.

Also, if you do stop, taper down, don't go cold turkey, when you're at 12+ drinks daily that shit can get very nasty.

OP needs to stop being an alcoholic to be frank, there's no gains to be had on that path in any way.

I'm sober 6 months, and now drinking seems like it would be boring to me. it took me three months to start to feel that way.

I work more, exercise more, socialize more, take more trips, go on more hikes, do more activities, have more sex.

Quitting drinking gave me a huge raise, I now have a lot more time and a lot more money. I feel more connected with the world around me and have more patience.

It's truly an enlightening experience to pull your head out of the world of booze for a while, it's a trip to see how much of the world revolves around their next drink...

why do you keep making this thread with the same picture

are you trolling or are you out to get some affirmation that being an alkie is normal?

Good for you but there's nothing wrong with getting hammered occasionally.

Everything in moderation including moderation.

I notice all these benefits when I don't drink except the socialising part. I'm simply not interested in people when sober, I don't even particularly care for my best friends company unless I have a sixpack in me.

Maybe I'm just an autistic hermit or something.

Iktf bro I can't stand people when sober

It's kind of like Bukowski said, "I don't hate people but I feel better when they're not around".

I can honestly think someone is a top tier lad but still want them to stay away from me.

It's an abstract sort of feelio.

Find something else to fill your time up with. Used to have an addiction like this but to beating my meat instead. I really liked the way it felt just like alcohol but I realized the only reason I was doing it so much was because I was bored. If I keep myself occupied I could go months without busting a nut by myself

I don't drink, I used to but quit because I drank like retard and damaged my health.

There isn't anything wrong with it at all. Don't mean to seem like I'm judging.

Socializing took me a bit of time. I'm fairly outgoing, sales job and when I was knew to sobriety I felt akward and disinterested. after a bit of time, and some effort, It became easier and more fulfilling.

>tfw I do feel better when there is no people around

Lay off the beer. Drink straight liquor. At least 80 proof. Don't mix with anything.

not even water

>socializing without alcohol

oh god no I can't even go to my grandparents without at least 6 drinks in me, no way I could socialize with friends without being drunk

Fapping addiction is nothing compared to alcohol or drug addiction. I can't even leave the house without drinking because it's too awkward when sober

I know those feels bro. It changes tho, everything changes. It's a different way of life.

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I'll take this b8

Getting hammered is bad. Getting a fat buzz occassionally, while still bad, isn't nearly as bad as getting hammered.

Keep it around 6 beers, then smoke yourself a fat bowl of that spicey green jew (or 6) to keep you from continuing drinking.

Drinking=depression and is a fuggin' poison you faggot REEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm 7 weeks sober and I've noticed an increase in noob gainz. Is it just not being hungover and dehydrated all the time or does alcohol really effect protein synthesis that much? I've been at the gym way more just to keep my mind off drinking so there's that to. I'm also about ten pounds down with minimal changes in diet and cardio, just no drinking.

I've been an alcohol for my entire life.
It seems like everyone just wants to sip on you, put you inside them...

I choose to work hard and play hard.

Deal with it.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Alcohol has so many calories, when I was drinking everyday I was consuming an extra 1600 or more calories a day of beer

How much time is a bit?

Last time i consumed alcohol was when i was 10. I used to live in a shitty country where no one cares if you do but then we moved and my parents cut out all alcohol. Now i just dont drink even when i get a chance.

No wonder the daily beer drinkers I know all have man tits and double chins

>tfw parents drink everyday
>tfw whole family is full of alcoholics
>tfw I drink a fifth of vodka or more everyday

It's no wonder I'm a raging alcoholic and I'm only 20

The first step is admitting it user
no really
>i can't enjoy life without [substance]
is straight addiction

OP here and it's the double chin that got me to realize the drinking either has to stop or cut down drastically

Thats on you pal. My dad drinks quiet a bit as well and i never even had an urge to touch alcohol.

I already know I'm an alcoholic I've known this for years because I don't know anyone else who can't just have a few drinks and stop drinking, if I have one I'm guaranteed to get hammered because I can't have just a few

Iktf

>tfw friends point out that my parents are always drinking hard liquor
>tfw it's embarrassing when people notice that they're always drinking whenever they aren't working

>tfw you take a swallow and make peace with the fact that you don't know where's you're going to wake the next day

HOW THE FUCK DO I MEET WOMEN IF NOT AT A BAR, DRINKING?

I can't quite drinking because I have no way to go out and socialize.
I'm attractive, I'm just a hermit and only banged chicks I've met through friends or at bars.

Pls halp

I never blackout anymore, I only did when I was younger but I would blackout literally everyday

Alcohol is shit. Psychedelics are so much better. Outside of some insomnia, no hangovers

I sometimes black out even before other people notice I'm drunk. It's really strange to have to act like you remember the last night in front of people who didn't even notice you were drunk in the first place.

Kind of like a subtle detective game where you can't show your cards.

The psychological stress and blank shame of the black out is the main reason I moderated my drinking desu.

>tfw gf asked if my parents ever go a day without getting drunk
>tfw I've never seen them go a day without drinking liquor
>tfw as soon as they're home they drink within 1 minute of getting in the door

Oh man I know what you mean, I can't count how many times I've had to pretend like I remember doing something when someone brings up the night before

you're sitting there playing it like you remember but in your head you're thinking WTF did I do that for and you can't admit you don't remember because nobody expected anyone to be that drunk early in the night

I just smoke weed. Works great. (Medical benefits, no calories, makes ya think.)

yes, it's horrible. that's probably what early stages of dementia/alzheimers feels like as well.

which is another reason to get the one's health game together quickly

Thats happened to me so many times its shameful

Doesn't everyone do this? That's every time I drink

No. That's not normal to blackout every time you drink because you drink so much in a short period of time. I used to drink 3 or 4 drinks and my friends would be just finishing their first drink

I also couldn't split on a bottle or a case of beer with anyone because I'd end up drinking 3x as fast as them. When I drink I drink to get drunk quick

there's nothing more tormenting than drinking one on one with a slow slipping motherfucker

Holy fuck I know. Why do they even drink? It's beyond frustrating to drink with someone who drinks like an old granny

>tfw everyone is a slow sipping mother fucker compared to me

I have to take my own booze whenever I drink with friends I can't pitch in money on a handle or a case of beer because I'll drink it all lmao

Gross dude get some self control.

>he thinks 12 drinks a day is a lot

Kek my 55 year old parents drink that much you beta

Craft beer especially. One imperial stout probably has ~500 calories.

Used to get blackout drunk every weekend. Haven't had any for 3 years now. Get off that shit m8.

>go on a date with a girl
>we both order
>she isn't even halfway through her first beer an hour in
>don't want to look like an alcoholic

What do I do in this situation?

>every weekend

everyone does that, its every day blackout drunk that it's a problem

Get a different girl who doesn't drink so slow. That shit drives me nuts when I'm on like my 5th beer and they're just starting the second

WHY do people like this even drink? It costs more for beer than it does a water or juice...... if you don't want to get drunk or buzzed don't order alcoholic beverages

I don't even give a fuck man I'm out to enjoy myself not give a shit what someone thinks about my fast drinking

I don't know. We agreed to "get a drink" together so maybe she took it literally or just wanted to be polite. This was in South Korea.

When I say let's go for a drink I mean like 10 drinks not 1 drink lmao

Yeah, same. I love getting hammered with cute dates but I don't want to say "let's get hammered together on our first date."

>DUDE

>WEED

>LMAO

It's the best way to meet someone because you don't hide anything when you're drunk

This is exactly why I do it. I don't want to slowly warm up to each other while wasting time and money on 4-5 dates.

Exactly man and if a girl doesn't like getting wasted regularly I don't want her anyways because alcohol is a major part of my life

That shit really rustles my jimmies bro

>tfw buy gf 12 vodka coolers and myself 15 tallboy beers
>tfw she only drinks 4 coolers all night and I drink 15 tallboys
>tfw she gets mad when I drink her remaining coolers the next day

I've quit buying her alcohol since that night because if she's not going to drink them all she shouldn't have asked for 12 coolers

Church you dumb bitch. But don't go there to meet girls, go there to get your life on track and grow a relationship with God.

Yeah they say alcoholism runs in the family. I'm sorry for you user.

And an alcoholic

>is there anyone here who doesn't drink alcohol
Switched to weed. No hangovers.
>inb4 DUDE

No it only means he's an alcoholic, they can't enjoy anything unless they're drinking alcohol during it

for me 4 months

I can confirm this

>tfw drunk everyday
>tfw everything is better when drunk even if it's not acceptable to be drunk while doing it

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Top kek that's the biggest load of shit I've ever seen

are you sad fucks for real?

How's that sad wtf are you talking about?

You're such a nice guy :)

If you're not an alcoholic, it is a load of shit. if you're an alcoholic, it is spot on.

Confessing that alcohol is a major part of your life is undeniably sad. Get a hold of your lives.

Alcohol is a major part of everyone's life that I know

Or just drink on weekends so that shit doesn't happen

Guaranteed if you asked people on the street whether alcohol is a "major part of their lives," 99% of them would say no.

I drink less than 5 drinks a year and mostly a glass of wine at a party. I've never blacked out or puked from alcohol. Saves money and I don't like the feeling of being tipsy or dealing with drunk morons.

Damn, that's a long time to go without a drink.

That doesn't mean it isn't. It just means they don't want to admit something like that.

>just drink on weekends
yeah, you don't have the gene lad

Dry wines or spirits+diet soda