Gym stories: Grill edition

>At gym
>see squat rack open
>walk toward it
>grill also walking toward it
>turn to each other and smile
>ask if she's gonna use it
>says yeah I'm doing squats, wbu?
>say I'm doing OHP
>tell her I'll let her use it first
>says we can work in together
>ok
>now I'm nervous as fuck since I can't OHP as much as her squat
>fuckitwelldoitlive.jpg
>puts on a 25 on each side
>no problem for me
>puts on 1lmao
>fucking shit
>stuggle to get 5 reps
>feel it in lower back
>after set says I'm pretty strong
>t-thanks
>tell her she's strong as well
>says I'm not even supposed to be squatting today
>ask her why
>says she's on her period
>don't know what to say, just say "oh", finish a light set and say goodbye

Why the fuck would she tell me that?

girls like to overshare, and since you are also a girl, she thought it was something she could tell you

Akwaaaard griiiilllll meets akwaaaard guuuuuuuy

>sing it faggot

> Join a new gym

> Meet girls

> Two of them mirin legs and asking for tips

>Train them, one at night and the other one in the morning

>Get to know them better

>Saturday I bang morning sloot, Sunday bang night sloot

>Go to gym 2 days later.

>Find them talking to each other

Will continue...

These girls better be sisters, or your sister. Otherwise just stahp now.

/thingsthatneverhappened/

>Be climberfag at rock gym
>Go to workout area after climbing, all alone
>Hot attention whore comes over a few minutes later and joins me
>Start doing hyper extensions while she is about to do pull ups
>They are right next to each other so we're talking about little
>She does one or two and says "Must.....get.....stronger"
>Say "Yeah, I know right haha" because I have no idea what to say to that

Am I an autism or is she? Or both

Talking a little

>>She does one or two and says "Must.....get.....stronger"
>>Say "Yeah, I know right haha" because I have no idea what to say to that
she's def an autism but probably you too

I have a story that isn't really a gym story, but oh well.
>out at friend's on motorcycle (CBR600)
>bet my ass on a trivia game with friend's girlfriend
>lose horribly
>she says I have to wear her pink leather jacket, her pants, and her pink helmet when I go home the next day
>(I don't drink and drive so I stay the night and crash on the couch next to a qt)
>don't puss out the next morning
>put it on
>she says I look better in it than she does qt agrees
>tfw squat butt and mega manlet with a full beard
>laugh it off and start home
>notice cars are paying attention to me more so that's a plus
>a little too much attention
>alleyesonme.jpg
>stop at redlight and a car of backward ballcap, sunglasses, wifebeater wearing frat bois start trying to talk to me
>assume I'm a girl from my pink attire and figure
>decide to fuck with them
>wave, air kiss at them, dance when they play music
>this happens for several lights
>one yells for me to take my helmet off and give them a kiss
>on the final light before I get on the interstate I take the helmet off and give em a big smile and air kiss.
>their disgusted faces were absolutely priceless.
>imagine their excitement to find a chick with a smoking body on a motorcycle being cool and flirty with them in the middle of traffic was actually a short dude with a beard.
>put helmet back on and hop on the interstate
>nearly die twice from tears in my eyes from laughing so hard
I'd do that again it was so funny.

m8, I got some bad news for you...

>playing pokemon on the leg extension
>pikachu appears
>qt sees and takes her phone out to do same
>yell goodluck to her and give her a thumbs up
>she goes through like 50 pokeballs and keeps missing
>it gets away
>i ask her name and rename my pokemon after her with a chu at the end
>told her ill keep it until she gets her own
>she blushes and tells me thats the most romantic thing someones done for her in a while

Game on point for once. Maaybe its the comfort of being a nerd and sexy at the same time

haha you really are the winner in this story

>OHP in the squat rack

...

That's legit, though.

Yeah, I know. I never got qt's number.

>Rock gym
Stopped reading right there. I've had is with this Pokemon bullshit

>not The Press

>be dyel manlet kv, second smallest guy at the gym
>doing pendlay rows across from mirror so I can check my form
>asian 6/10 grill nearby doing shit with a kettleball
>finish set, take deep breath and zone out in mirror with hands on hips
>grill pulls up her shirt to wipe sweat off her face
>have had bellybutton fetish since I was like 5
>glance at cute tight belly fully exposed in mirror
>she walks closer to me and does it again
>feel that tingle in my ballsack and groin before the boner drops
>bend over to do next set
>she walks in front facing me and wipes her face again
>get a full on erection during set, I'm wearing basketball shorts
>drop barbell on last rep, maintain bent over position and waddle to nearest bench to wait for the boner to subside
>she looks at me and walks away to do something else
>see her and her cardiobunny friend whispering and laughing in the distance
torture

This.

Hilarious, thank you

>not saying "must... go.. deeper.." at the top of each hyper for maximum spaghetti

>being able to fit into a woman's jacket

The bonerwaddle is recognicable Miles away buddy, they knew for sure

Hoping this is true.

How did you fit in her clothing? Do you even lift?

>not having mastered the almost imperceptible nut scratch into boner flip into wasteband

How do you manage

its a joke man.
clearly she was into you

she's a bit bigger than I am. I'm 5'5 145lbs and she was 5'8 and just a few pounds more.

her leathers were slightly tight on her, but they fit rather well on me. Her helmet was kinda tight though.

She did that on purpose, probably because she thinks you're hot

thats kind of hot. Does she ever tease you or dominate you in anyway?

no proof
bait as fish

I bet she told Chad all about it before he nailed her and blastoised all over her jigglypuffs.

tooooooooooooooo much kanto region
>based red,blue,yellow
>pokemon go

>be me
>pajeet walks in
>runs for 5 mins
>curls 5lb dumbbells
>squats the same dumbbells
>incline benches the bar
>plays with a medicine ball
>leaves

All his exercises only lasted a set also. I was so confused, he was out in 10 mins.

Haha! Nice one! Great story dude!

>see grills with awesome ass
>she must know what she is doing
>does deadlifts and goes down really fast and slams the weights
>does squats and OHP on the Smith Machine

I have read a lot of stories online where a guy loses a bet with a woman and has to wear her clothes and miraculously the clothes fit him. I always thought that was just a plot contrivance.

Your story gave me new faith in the veracity of crossdressing fetish fiction

Things that didn't happen general

I'll carry us on

>This morning I woke up and felt a will to live

>ohp in the squat rack

i hope you never make it and that you never get a gf you little shit

...

...

>be me
>fresh of the boat skinny pajeet walks into gym
>straight to dumbells
>bicep curls
>hammer curls
>picks up barbell, barbell curls
>leaves

>mfw

You make 70% of your gains in the 1st set. Maybe Pajeet was just strapped for time.

A few months ago I was recovering from a twisted ankle and went into the gym to do legs. I did 1 set of kettle bell meme squats and started feeling my ankle hurt again so I fucking bailed after 1 set.

>are people on Veeky Forums making fun of me for only going to the gym for like 10 minutes

>be me, 10 years ago
>join gym with wife
>go to gym during peak hours one day with wife.
>notice lady trainer is a strong amazonian chick i dated a few times.
>the type of chick that is probably competitively CrossFit now.
>dated her verrry casually. Used her as a fuck toy and didn't really want to be seen with her.
>our last hookup was downright traumatic:
>rough deep throated her, made her eat my ass out kinda against her will.....could see signs of tears, discomfort.
>didn't warn her of massive load, she threw up a little, and while I had a hand full of her hair, i commanded she swallow what was left.
>normally i would warn her, she would run to the sink spit everything out.
>she spots me while she is training some suburban slob mom.
>make piercing eye contact
>animosity.jpg
>get nervous that she may confront me/wife.
>dirty looks continue through a geometry of mirrors
>we are ready to leave gym
>feel that all is well when suddenly....
>"hi guys, are you two new members to the club??"
>my unknowing wife responds, "why yes, and we really like it!!:) "
>trainer chick responds, "well welcome, and I just wanted to tell you we do have a few ground rules for the weight room...."
>"no dropping weights, and if you must - for whatever reason - throw up, please run to the bathroom sink"
>mywifesconfusedexpressionispriceless.png
>well done, cunt. Well done.

Kek I do this

Every failed leg day should turn into an arms day

(you)

Citation needed

>going to gym in the morning
>almost everyday im the only male around
>wich fucking means squat rack filled with strogen all fucking week
>find the rack empty, hurry myself to it
>start doing this squats, 3 secs going down, 3 secs holding it while ATG, 3 secs going up, i call them 9's
>did 1x9@1/2plate, 1x9 (idk 4/3plate?), 1x9@1plate
>no resting between sets
>ALMOST DYING
>bitch comes and ask if im done.
>tell her yes and start to unload the LMFAO1plate
>gives me a smug face and tells me, "nah, kid, just leave them"
>proceeds to squat HALF rom

no thx

ha

Should've laughed and said "haha what the fuck, tmi"

Should've said "we're all gonna make it "

>Why the fuck would she tell me that?
it was her
>y-you t-too
moment

she's probably browsing this thread now. or planning her sudoku on r9k.

...

Why do they do this?

>His dick doesn't curve into his own asshole

...

awkward faggot can't spell awkward

Should have asked her what else she isn't supposed to do on her period

/thingsthatneverhappened/

kek this

this. stories like this always get me rock hard

>rename my pokemon after her with a chu at the end
I hope you kill yourself

>Being ashamed of a boner
Pussywhipped fagboy

>not looking into the depths of her retina
>"Well, ya gonna finish what ya started?"
>butwaittheresmore
>qt asheen is a liar
>whips out sweatband emblazoned with japanese flag
>hastily fastens across her almost nonxistent forehead
>OKIIIIINAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>!
>tune in next time

This post is fucking cancer

>dirty looks continue through a geometry of mirrors

fucking poetic m8

This

I noticed a pajeet on the decline bench press today with no weights on the bar rowing it like he was in a kayak.

Not sure if that's an actual exercise they do for rowing, but it looked fucking stupid.

there is literally nothing wrong with you said that girl is autismo asf

Kys

Underrated post

Not exactly an expert but the guys who rowed at my school mostly dude a fuckload of cardio, squats and back work.

I enjoyed your story, user~.... :)

>I'm le a nerd because I le play pokemon xDDD

>look at girl
>she seems nice
>imagine our life together

Why didn't you just squat behind bar and pretend to stretch your hamstrings or some shit?

That's how you're meant to DL uddy.

Can't defend the other shit though.

fpbp

>hey have you seen the new guy at the gym?
>yeah his legs are SO BIG
>I wish he would train me in the morning so I could have strong legs like him
>me too but in the evening then we could have sex
Can you leave your basement once in a while before you start writing those stories I mean come on put some effort in it

Traps

>>>hey have you seen the new guy at the gym?
>>yeah his legs are SO BIG
This is what SS fags fantasize about

...

I do curls and rack pulls. What's your problem?

>indian shitskin at gym
>does babyweight everything, mostly curls and some tricep pulldown and other cable shit
>constantly stops, flexes and looks at himself after every set
>always look at him visibly disgusted
>normally stays close to the dumbbells and machines
>for some reason hes in the squat rack press the bar + 5kg, hes got it racked up to his shoulder height
>after every set of this he proceeds to go into the other squat rack, lean on the empty bar, pout and flex
>is using u two squat racks with his shitskin lunacy
>tell him i need to use the empty squat rack while hes preening like a fucking nigger
>he mumbles "oh..OH..." and leaves the gym, idk if he was done or what.

the only shitskin at my gym and hes a walking stereotype, i hate em all.

She probably wanted you to fuck her in her bleeding pussy. Girls get super horny in their period.

>these are the people giving "game" advice on Veeky Forums

And 100% on the last, come on user, step it up.

>Game on point for once. Maaybe its the comfort of being a nerd and sexy at the same time

kek

>at le heavy things holding center
>use thing
>dont use thing
>grill come ask "are you use thing"
>"n-no use thing"

i was pooping cinderblocks that day

NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL Z

GOKU CHANGES HIS GENDER AND RACE

>be finnish
>lift logs
>girl who milks cows walks by
>"very good"
>"thank you"
>walks away

so did she want me to enrich her with my asian genetics or what

Should've told her to take 8 SCOOPS C'MON

Man you lads have bad social skills

You must be new here

No just surprised people can be so timid and afraid